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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9255 on: 14 May 2016, 03:58:23 pm »
Can a make a plea that people don't quote HUGE messages in full when replying, please!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9256 on: 14 May 2016, 05:16:51 pm »
Can a make a plea that people don't quote HUGE messages in full when replying, please!!

Well you could, but since you're not a mod or an admin and nobody takes a blind bit of notice even when we ask it's unlikely to do any good.

Reporting the posts with the report button on the other hand would possibly have meant that I (or whichever of the four people who would have received an alert about it got here first) would possibly have only had the one of them to edit to a sensible size rather than two :).

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9257 on: 14 May 2016, 05:26:24 pm »
Can a make a plea that people don't quote HUGE messages in full when replying, please!!

Well you could, but since you're not a mod or an admin and nobody takes a blind bit of notice even when we ask it's unlikely to do any good.

Reporting the posts with the report button on the other hand would possibly have meant that I (or whichever of the four people who would have received an alert about it got here first) would possibly have only had the one of them to edit to a sensible size rather than two :).

I realised after I had already posted. Apologies

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9258 on: 14 May 2016, 06:25:52 pm »
Look at the length of this email!

I got the same one about a month or so ago ! Xx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9259 on: 14 May 2016, 08:47:14 pm »

NSA = doesn't want to pay/looking for free sex
all clean = doesn't want to wear a condom

How did you resist. :-|

Exactly! - I'm not sure if he thought it was 'da' plenty of 'da' fish or what he thought 'dat' was.  Back on da market indeed, I do wonder why.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9260 on: 14 May 2016, 08:50:09 pm »
Can a make a plea that people don't quote HUGE messages in full when replying, please!!

Well you could, but since you're not a mod or an admin and nobody takes a blind bit of notice even when we ask it's unlikely to do any good.

Reporting the posts with the report button on the other hand would possibly have meant that I (or whichever of the four people who would have received an alert about it got here first) would possibly have only had the one of them to edit to a sensible size rather than two :).

Sorry Amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9261 on: 14 May 2016, 09:48:47 pm »
I had one the other week offering me an outcall to his place but he was looking after his four year old daughter so would it be okay if he locked her in the living room for an hour so we'd get peace.

Err. No.

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« Reply #9262 on: 15 May 2016, 01:18:30 am »
That sounds similar to an ad on a classified site for a reward girl ( not sure if I can name it) that has been floating about in Scotland for a while on and off. I did do a bit of martial arts years ago but the abbreviations always  put me off.
It was on!y about as year ago that I found out lol didn't mean lots of love

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« Reply #9263 on: 15 May 2016, 01:24:49 am »
Sorry I should clarify that I'm taking bout the karate / choke ad x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9264 on: 15 May 2016, 03:57:25 am »
I had one the other week offering me an outcall to his place but he was looking after his four year old daughter so would it be okay if he locked her in the living room for an hour so we'd get peace.

Err. No.

Woah! It's one thing guys asking for a booking while their child is asleep/in bed, but the ones who offer to lock their child/ren in a room while you're there are despicable  >:(

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9265 on: 15 May 2016, 09:40:09 am »
I had one the other week offering me an outcall to his place but he was looking after his four year old daughter so would it be okay if he locked her in the living room for an hour so we'd get peace.

Err. No.

Woah! It's one thing guys asking for a booking while their child is asleep/in bed, but the ones who offer to lock their child/ren in a room while you're there are despicable  >:(

I was absolutely staggered! Admittedly, he did realise from my reaction that he shouldn't have even suggested it. He said she'd be fine as he'd leave her with the iPad for the hour and fix it so she couldn't open the door  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9266 on: 15 May 2016, 10:07:26 am »
I had the big long massive email too.

I replied with "What a pile of effete crap".
"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9267 on: 15 May 2016, 03:38:11 pm »
I had the big long massive email too.

I replied with "What a pile of effete crap".

Love it. Never heard the word 'effete' though haha.

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« Reply #9268 on: 16 May 2016, 08:46:11 pm »
Had a couple of calls from this guy.... Youngish, I always get him off the phone cos clearly he is wanking down it.
Me: So youve called my appointment line (again) when would you like to visit?
Idiot: Can I (moan) (gasp) as you some questions?
Me:If its pertinent to the booking yes...
Twat: I (ooooh) want to know what panties you will wear for me..
Me: What is it you'd like?
More moaning and me convinced he is a wank fodder twat...
Me:right I'm hanging up now
Him: Im sorry can I book you for 3pm tomo
Me Yes of course, would that be for an hour?
F.Idiot: Can I ask you to do something for me first? Can I send you a photo of my cock and you give me your opinion?
Me: No Ill see it tomorrow at the booking
Him: I thought you'd enjoy seeing it, I'm not like your usual clients..
Me: Laughing big time, How on earth would you know what my clients are like? No matter you won't be one of them
Complete and utter twonk: You're cancelling me?? You should be grateful Im young and fit, make a change from the dirty old men you see !!!
Me: Howling with laughter.... What on earth makes you think my clients are like that?? I have lovely and respectful clients who I happily see... I don't however take booking from complete tossers which is why you're cancelled !!!!
Still laughing, how up himself and brainless was this guy??

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9269 on: 16 May 2016, 09:36:02 pm »
Booked in a client for a 30 min.He rang from my landmark and I was directing him in all fine until he was in the courtyard leading up to the flat entrance,with other residents coming and going then he chose to ask loudly over the phone how big my tits were...told how inappropriate and indiscreet he was and told to about turn and go away.Idiot. :FF