Him: Hi, I have a strange fetish and you seem like an open minded girl...
Me: Go on...
Him: I want you to pop balloons with your body whilst I watch and wank. You can sit on them, jump on them, roll on them, pop them with your boobs, your stomach, your ass, your pussy, your teeth
Me: (Thinking of the shrimp scene from Forrest Gump whilst trying to suppress giggles)
Him: You can stand on them, pop them with your hands, pop them between your thighs...
Me: I'm really sorry but I have a pretty bad allergy to latex, I don't think I'm the girl for you.
Him: Oh I'm sure it'll be fine. It won't be a long booking. And I don't want sex. I'll pay for the whole hour. I'll only be there for 10-20 minutes.
Me: Yeah it's still a no I'm afraid. I'll be covered in hives and rashes within minutes. Not only will it be highly painful and unpleasant for me, it won't be pretty to look at.
Him: But I really want it to be you, you're adorable.
Me: Sorry man, unless you buy some latex free balloons it's a no-go.
Him: No way, are you kidding, those things are really expensive.
Me: Bye dude.
Haha! He was willing to pay for an hour just to see me for 10-20 minutes but he couldn't drum up the cash to buy latex free balloons. Yeah sure. He tried to book me again for the same thing on AW. I read his feedback. He wasn't even a timewaster. Other girls had met him for the same reason. It really grinds my gears when they are so unconcerned with our wellbeing. I literally would have been covered in hives and would've probably swollen up to twice my usual size. I can't even blow up balloons without my lips looking like they are ridden with impetigo.
Its a shame, probably would've been a fun and very easy booking.
