I actually do sit in sussies and I'm happy to take last-minute bookings if I am available.

But I don't give the exact flat number until they call from outside the building. What the fuck is he going to do if you're a timewaster? Pound on the door?

Him- hi I'm looking for a sensual massage with kissing and a owo happy ending and you to wear red stockings. Can you reply with a price please
Me, ignore!!     my prices are very clear in my ad
The thing is before finding this site a few months ago I prob would of replied, gotten into reply ping pong for him then to have been a tw!

Hotel caller
Can I just come and wank  outside your door you let me in then I pay you
No no no

Lissina this shit!

 
Nice to meet you through your AW profile and your website. Sometimes one finds a stellar
Russian Escort in HK, or a Thai Escort in Germany, and in your case an awesome American
in the UK. You have very beautiful eyes and a lipstick rich kissable mouth. Wish you would
surpass Anneke Van Buren, AW's own Chloe (Champagne Lady), and  Zoe Zane in being
available well into your sixties. You definitely have the genetic make up to easily accomplish
that. The question is a matter of desire and will. I read your blog and loved the on tour entry.
Like the aforementioned Ladies, you are open minded to endowed and very well endowed clients,
and that is a blessing. None of these Ladies are tight anymore, but their stretched vaginas are
well appreciated by many as they continue to keep these Ladies busy over the years. Whether
one fills you up to the max or slides easily and effortless, being able to date you long term is
an awesome experience. Wish to see you a little later this year.
 
Lustfully

Twatface

Got this today.

Do you have any martial arts expertise?

Do you own a Gi?

Can you / will do RNC to KO?

Respectfully

TWP
xxx
 
Have no idea what this means?

Hotel caller
Can I just come and wank  outside your door you let me in then I pay you
No no no

This one made me laugh, I'd tell him to go and wank outside his own fucking door, twat! 

I have a bit of a strange fantasy that I was wondering if you  could cater for?

I'd like you to answer the door in an adult nappy and nothing else and go upstairs and slowly undress me and put one on me where we would then spend some time grinding against each others groins. We would then wet and soil them before lustfully and passionately rubbing up against each others nappies. We would then lie down on the bed and take turns changing each other wet and messy adult nappies before engaging in some passionate and fiery lovemaking.

 

Nice