The oh Lorraine bit cracked me up I just read it in leonard rossisters voice 

Pmsl!!

"Hey you :-)
I've read your profile with interest! ;-) What I'm after is pretty simple. I have a kidnap fetish where I'm kidnapped by a woman who uses chloroform to drug me :-) I've always had this thing where one of my old teachers grabs me, wraps a sheet round me for restraint and bundles me inside her full length long trench coat that she is wearing. She then chloroforms me to sleep. Chloroform is soo sexy, it gags the victim, and drugs them!

So anyway, what I'm after. All I want is a sort of GFE, kissing etc, massage, and continual chloroforming fun! You only need a pillowcase folded a couple of times, and in between a little fun kissing, you slowly chloroform me... again, and again and again... Obviously we won't use real chloroform, and I'll act out being drugged. It's the fantasy that I'm after!

What do you think? I'd love to play kidnap games with you! :-)"

What do you think ladies?

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 27 April 2016, 01:04:08 am

Please tell me I'm not the only one who got this... (PS: my name isn't Lorraine and have no idea who this person is)

Action.
Your dirty black panties are pulled down between your legs. They are sticky as fuck and have stains of your cream in the gussett. Say sniff my knickers but dont tell my son i let you smell my fanny
Enter me.
Oh lorraine. Your sexy as fuck. Your my mates mum ive fancied since i saw your tits and used vibrator i sniffed and licked clean to taste your pussy
You say does my fanny smell fishy like the filty babysitter trish said her panties stink of when she left them on your bed after she slept over one night to seduce you after she saw you wanking with her wet undies while she was in the bath but wanted to see if i would shag her older mucky minge my masturbation made moslty musky minge moist mummys middle made milk making man made mucky movies massivley made in minges my mates mums make me maybe meet your female fanny and filthy fuck from first fanny found fishy and forever favourite fantasie for friends forty fuckable feel from her black dirty panties i sniffed after lorraine got undressed and took a piss i would love to find flirty fingers finally feel fanny from fishy lorraines minge my nose was sniffing as she was saying smell my fanny as i spunked up her cunt that id only had cum for in her smelly knickers that were wet and warm and wanted to wank with her aroma as she was so smelly and sexy after her gussett stains were so sticky and sniffed after stopping seeing spunk simaliar sloppy smears since sadly snatches seen and shagged were soley a slag some horny girl my age let me fuck her but never knew if her pussy was smelly and tasty until my mates mums cream was cummed for by smelling her moist undies you may chose the scence where i spunk up your cunt while im sniffing the smell and saying oh lorraine your fannys smelly and fishy and she says ssh my sons downtairs. Spunk up his mum. Smell my finger. Sniff it. Smell my bum. My seven inch cock shoots my load up your holes showing the sticky shots slowly seep from you twat as ive show a sniff of smelly knickers shoved in my face to shag your minge in a movie made matures musky minges make my mastyrbation made real if her fanny smells like my mates mums knickers i wanked loads for lorraines panties and still would shag her if she let my 32 yr old cock go in her 58 yr old holes. Xxx

That made me laugh and feel sick at the same time!!

Some men are so disgusting LOL

Wow!

Quote from: katrina on 27 April 2016, 10:11:50 am

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 27 April 2016, 01:04:08 am

Please tell me I'm not the only one who got this... (PS: my name isn't Lorraine and have no idea who this person is)

Action.
Your dirty black panties are pulled down between your legs. They are sticky as fuck and have stains of your cream in the gussett. Say sniff my knickers but dont tell my son i let you smell my fanny
Enter me.
Oh lorraine. Your sexy as fuck. Your my mates mum ive fancied since i saw your tits and used vibrator i sniffed and licked clean to taste your pussy
You say does my fanny smell fishy like the filty babysitter trish said her panties stink of when she left them on your bed after she slept over one night to seduce you after she saw you wanking with her wet undies while she was in the bath but wanted to see if i would shag her older mucky minge my masturbation made moslty musky minge moist mummys middle made milk making man made mucky movies massivley made in minges my mates mums make me maybe meet your female fanny and filthy fuck from first fanny found fishy and forever favourite fantasie for friends forty fuckable feel from her black dirty panties i sniffed after lorraine got undressed and took a piss i would love to find flirty fingers finally feel fanny from fishy lorraines minge my nose was sniffing as she was saying smell my fanny as i spunked up her cunt that id only had cum for in her smelly knickers that were wet and warm and wanted to wank with her aroma as she was so smelly and sexy after her gussett stains were so sticky and sniffed after stopping seeing spunk simaliar sloppy smears since sadly snatches seen and shagged were soley a slag some horny girl my age let me fuck her but never knew if her pussy was smelly and tasty until my mates mums cream was cummed for by smelling her moist undies you may chose the scence where i spunk up your cunt while im sniffing the smell and saying oh lorraine your fannys smelly and fishy and she says ssh my sons downtairs. Spunk up his mum. Smell my finger. Sniff it. Smell my bum. My seven inch cock shoots my load up your holes showing the sticky shots slowly seep from you twat as ive show a sniff of smelly knickers shoved in my face to shag your minge in a movie made matures musky minges make my mastyrbation made real if her fanny smells like my mates mums knickers i wanked loads for lorraines panties and still would shag her if she let my 32 yr old cock go in her 58 yr old holes. Xxx

That made me laugh and feel sick at the same time!!

Some men are so disgusting LOL

Wow!

I think this wins the thread! Might as well not post anymore x

WTF !!

I only read half way thru and then gave up, I suppose if we where all the same the world would be very boring, but there are limits.

Quote from: Nia Hope on 27 April 2016, 06:42:54 pm

Quote from: katrina on 27 April 2016, 10:11:50 am

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 27 April 2016, 01:04:08 am

Please tell me I'm not the only one who got this... (PS: my name isn't Lorraine and have no idea who this person is)

Action.
Your dirty black panties are pulled down between your legs. They are sticky as fuck and have stains of your cream in the gussett. Say sniff my knickers but dont tell my son i let you smell my fanny
Enter me.
Oh lorraine. Your sexy as fuck. Your my mates mum ive fancied since i saw your tits and used vibrator i sniffed and licked clean to taste your pussy
You say does my fanny smell fishy like the filty babysitter trish said her panties stink of when she left them on your bed after she slept over one night to seduce you after she saw you wanking with her wet undies while she was in the bath but wanted to see if i would shag her older mucky minge my masturbation made moslty musky minge moist mummys middle made milk making man made mucky movies massivley made in minges my mates mums make me maybe meet your female fanny and filthy fuck from first fanny found fishy and forever favourite fantasie for friends forty fuckable feel from her black dirty panties i sniffed after lorraine got undressed and took a piss i would love to find flirty fingers finally feel fanny from fishy lorraines minge my nose was sniffing as she was saying smell my fanny as i spunked up her cunt that id only had cum for in her smelly knickers that were wet and warm and wanted to wank with her aroma as she was so smelly and sexy after her gussett stains were so sticky and sniffed after stopping seeing spunk simaliar sloppy smears since sadly snatches seen and shagged were soley a slag some horny girl my age let me fuck her but never knew if her pussy was smelly and tasty until my mates mums cream was cummed for by smelling her moist undies you may chose the scence where i spunk up your cunt while im sniffing the smell and saying oh lorraine your fannys smelly and fishy and she says ssh my sons downtairs. Spunk up his mum. Smell my finger. Sniff it. Smell my bum. My seven inch cock shoots my load up your holes showing the sticky shots slowly seep from you twat as ive show a sniff of smelly knickers shoved in my face to shag your minge in a movie made matures musky minges make my mastyrbation made real if her fanny smells like my mates mums knickers i wanked loads for lorraines panties and still would shag her if she let my 32 yr old cock go in her 58 yr old holes. Xxx

That made me laugh and feel sick at the same time!!

Some men are so disgusting LOL

Wow!

I think this wins the thread! Might as well not post anymore x

Literally imagining the OP dropping the mic. This is incredible 

This is just one line from a message received on Adultwork after I answered a couple of his questions about services and then just said that if he wished to make a booking then to let me know when, how long for, where etc etc:

i will contact you when im ready, i hate it when girls get up tight about needing to know when i will come see them

Apparently it's "uptight" to say that if you'd like to meet you need to let me know when. I doubt he'll ever be in touch again, or will just keep getting in touch now and again to ask stupid questions, he has no feedback and an alias also with no feedback.