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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9135 on: 25 April 2016, 12:43:44 am »
"is it possible you could give me a call or text on ***"

Hmm, I couldn't the first and second time, I don't think I will this time either.  ::)
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Vichyssoise

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9136 on: 25 April 2016, 02:06:50 am »
Text today:
Him, what will ?20 get me.
Me, a spending spree in Poundland.
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BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9137 on: 25 April 2016, 03:38:55 am »
Quote from: K47 on 25 April 2016, 12:27:27 am
"just wondering if you wud let me bring my sex toy it's a pussy mastibator x "

I got this clown as well. He asked me the same thing last week as well. Are you in Leeds too?
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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9138 on: 25 April 2016, 12:57:44 pm »
Great retort Carnal must remember that one excellent!!
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9139 on: 25 April 2016, 01:06:53 pm »
"I need a deep throat queen"
"Hi bitch, you look hot"
"Are you available for an outcall in Benidorm?"
"How much?"

These are all from the weekend, I'm so sick of idiots texting I don't bother replying these days
« Last Edit: 25 April 2016, 01:20:04 pm by Nia Hope »
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K47

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9140 on: 25 April 2016, 01:18:27 pm »
Quote from: BJC on 25 April 2016, 03:38:55 am
Quote from: K47 on 25 April 2016, 12:27:27 am
"just wondering if you wud let me bring my sex toy it's a pussy mastibator x "

I got this clown as well. He asked me the same thing last week as well. Are you in Leeds too?

I'm in Leeds yeah  :)
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9141 on: 25 April 2016, 03:06:54 pm »
First caller of the day asked if he could 'stick it up my arse'.
Second caller was someone who has already booked twice and failed to confirm.
Third caller asked where I was and how much it was.Told him prices for 30 mins and an hour.He then asked how long he got?!?Er 30 mins or a fecking hour!!He then asked if 'it' was good told him no it was rubbish and ended the call! :FF
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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9142 on: 25 April 2016, 04:10:47 pm »
I had a very lengthy email from somebody wanting bareback sex for 3 whole hours.

I NEVER do bareback and in addition I would never do 3 hours meet even with the usual protected sex unless I had met the person before and they were an absolute dreamboat.

The dreamboats don't tend to roll up too often either!!  Let's be honest lol.
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peachybum

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9143 on: 25 April 2016, 06:23:12 pm »
I have it on my profile that I dont respond to texts messages at all in bold and capitals but i still get stupid texts through like this -

idiot number 1) horny fit builder, workin in leices, dare u to bend that bum over for 5 mins and i wank over it......no sex... easy ?3o....gotta try.x (sic)

not sure if thats ?30 or ?3? either way i'll pass tah..

idiot number 2)

1st text) Hi hun dom male from cov here w/e, all very clean n nicely trimmed! If i travel nearly an hr each way will u do me a deal on a min sensual be to comp please? gonna cost me 20 in juice, thank you, love sir x. (sic)

2nd text) edit:15 min

3rd text) edits: not be but bjx

not sure at all what he was trying to say.....but it's a no from me! :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9144 on: 25 April 2016, 08:33:52 pm »
Quote from: peachybum on 25 April 2016, 06:23:12 pm
I have it on my profile that I dont respond to texts messages at all in bold and capitals but i still get stupid texts through like this -

idiot number 1) horny fit builder, workin in leices, dare u to bend that bum over for 5 mins and i wank over it......no sex... easy ?3o....gotta try.x (sic)

not sure if thats ?30 or ?3? either way i'll pass tah..

idiot number 2)

1st text) Hi hun dom male from cov here w/e, all very clean n nicely trimmed! If i travel nearly an hr each way will u do me a deal on a min sensual be to comp please? gonna cost me 20 in juice, thank you, love sir x. (sic)

2nd text) edit:15 min

3rd text) edits: not be but bjx

not sure at all what he was trying to say.....but it's a no from me! :FF


I have same request clearly written on my profile too.
but many brainless morons can only text and wank  they can't read
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9145 on: 26 April 2016, 08:37:38 am »
"Hi do you have a friend who can  watch you giving me a bj or join in, thx babe."

Yawn.
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9146 on: 26 April 2016, 12:31:06 pm »
Text..
Can u do 15 minute for ?30 of no sex or oral, just u squat above my face so I can rim u and u spit on me x

WTF is wrong with these men?
« Last Edit: 26 April 2016, 12:36:56 pm by mature helen »
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9147 on: 26 April 2016, 01:14:23 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 26 April 2016, 12:31:06 pm
Text..
Can u do 15 minute for ?30 of no sex or oral, just u squat above my face so I can rim u and u spit on me x

WTF is wrong with these men?
I do this, not saying you should but it's quite common in my bookings and easy! X
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9148 on: 26 April 2016, 01:16:32 pm »
Guy booked for 30 mins, on arrival to the hotel carpark he texts me,
Him  'Arrived, do you do duo's at all?'
Me    No
Him 'Only my girlfriend is with me and she wants to join in'
Me   No I don't, so lets cancel the appointment
Him 'Oh please don't do that, its ok she can sit in the corner and not say anything'
Me    No please leave
Him 'Ok Ill take her home and then come back'
Me   No Just leave, i do not want to see you.
Him  Why not, what did I do wrong? She can wait in the car
Me   Leave
10 mins later
Him 'Its me again, I've taken her home, can I have my appointment now'
Ignored, what an idiot !!

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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9149 on: 26 April 2016, 01:30:44 pm »
Quote from: Littlemisslondon on 26 April 2016, 01:16:32 pm
Guy booked for 30 mins, on arrival to the hotel carpark he texts me,
Him  'Arrived, do you do duo's at all?'
Me    No
Him 'Only my girlfriend is with me and she wants to join in'
Me   No I don't, so lets cancel the appointment
Him 'Oh please don't do that, its ok she can sit in the corner and not say anything'
Me    No please leave
Him 'Ok Ill take her home and then come back'
Me   No Just leave, i do not want to see you.
Him  Why not, what did I do wrong? She can wait in the car
Me   Leave
10 mins later
Him 'Its me again, I've taken her home, can I have my appointment now'
Ignored, what an idiot !!
How rude! Some think they set the rules on who we see and when, his girlfriend sounds like a mug too x
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