Quote from: Chatterly on 22 April 2016, 11:12:34 am

"Hello there, I just rang you and sending this email regarding whether you'll be able to do my fetish! I have a huge foot/nylon fetish but more than anything I have a huge giantess fetish, where I wish to be shrunken down by you and get to go in between your toes and fit inside your shoes with your feet"

Sure I'll get some of my magic shrinking powder & away we go  getting all the windup merchants today.

Brilliant, needed a good laugh today 

it is hilarious considering I'm only 5.2. I told him I'll ask Alice from wonderland for some of her magic shrinking potion & it will be delivered in 3-5 working days. Think he was on something.

Quote from: geordie on 22 April 2016, 11:17:20 am

Quote from: Chatterly on 22 April 2016, 11:12:34 am

"Hello there, I just rang you and sending this email regarding whether you'll be able to do my fetish! I have a huge foot/nylon fetish but more than anything I have a huge giantess fetish, where I wish to be shrunken down by you and get to go in between your toes and fit inside your shoes with your feet"

Sure I'll get some of my magic shrinking powder & away we go  getting all the windup merchants today.

Brilliant, needed a good laugh today 

it is hilarious considering I'm only 5.2. I told him I'll ask Alice from wonderland for some of her magic shrinking potion & it will be delivered in 3-5 working days. Think he was on something.

Careful - Giant/ess and Crushing fetishes are actual things, and your reply is probably giving him the free wank fodder he was after. Best to either ignore or give a bland "sorry I don't offer this service" in return.

I had one email me yesterday asking if I would crush his toy cars under my butt, whilst telling him that it's for the best because he's too old to play with them now.

I'm into age play on occasion (with me as the 'little') but not when the 'adult' is mean! That makes me sad!

Yes I had he has been doing the rounds. I mentioned him on the previous page. I actually asked him what they were made of and he said plastic and I crush them under foot if I wanted. Asked him to get in touch with a day and time..no reply surprise surprise lol!

Caller today who was already in my phone as hardworkonthephone.After having to nicely ask him to have a read of my profile and then we could set something up he rang back like 2 mins later saying he had read it and could we do an hour at 11:30.He then started texting stuff like 'Do you want me to bring you a drink? I said at 11:30 in the morning,no ta! He persisted saying he would bring one for me to have later...again I said no thanks.I'm not a big drinker and I found this a bit weird and pushy.If a client wants to bring a bottle of plonk to drink on a later booking together or a as a pressie then ok but they don't normally make a big deal going on about it like that.He then asked if I dress up and if I would do rolepaly. I find it such a vague question especially when someone has already booked, to me you would ask about any requests beforehand and if he had read my profile as claimed he would know I don't do text tennis or dressing requests.I told him I was going to cancel our booking as I didn't think we were suited and he went on and on about it via text. They don't seem to get it's up to me who I see and if I get a vibe that all is not well I will exercise that right!

Seems like the hagglers are back lately. Had a guy this morning asking about availability and prices etc. Told him I had an hour later on and the price for it. "No no this is too much I can pay you xx amount"  "Um no that's my price for an hour"  "Okay for 45 minutes I'll pay you xx amount" "....This isn't a negotiation buddy you know my prices and you either pay that or you don't"  "Well you are a rude little girl why don't you grow up? You'll get nothing from me then you stupid *every name he can think of*" Eventually I hung up and he tried to call me back which I refused to answer and later he texted me some condescending passive aggressive apology before I blocked him.

Was the worst one I had in the last couple of days but had a few who tried to haggle and dictate to me what they are paying and for how long.

ugh wtf is wrong with them!!!

I can't remember if I posted about this guy already but I had one the other day ring me and ask if he could book me for an hour. I said yes and he said, that's ?100 right? and I'm like er no, its ?100 for half an hour.  And hes  like oh. oh... well that's more than i was looking to pay. Oh... erm... do you offer 15 minutes?

I don't usually, but I was bored and I hadn't had any bookings that day, and it was almost home time so i thought sod it, why not.  I ALWAYS cut cheapskates off but I really needed the money so I told him I don't normally do them but would see him for 15mins, for ?60.  He then tried to haggle me down to ?50. I lost my shit with him completely and told him haggling is rude and disrespectful especially since I offered him an appointment I wouldn't normally offer. He's all 'oh i wasn't haggling I wasn't' and I said YES YOU WERE, YOU LITERALLY JUST DID, NOW GO AWAY I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANY MORE' and hung up 

Quote from: Nova on 21 April 2016, 04:03:26 pm

Just had this arrogant fool.

Him: hi i can split journey on sunday evening + wondered if u were close to station?
t y xx

Me:    Hello, as you can see from my profile:
"Now offering incalls in a private city centre apartment with secure entry within walking distance of the train station."
When would suit you for a booking and how long would you like?
Nova


Him:    
t b h to be chided for not absorbing yr profile totally doesn't really work 4 me

thanks anyway

Me: From someone with 3 aliases who has sent 1461 emails from this one alone and has only 2 feedback - I wasn't really expecting this to amount to anything anyway.
Bye.

Ha ha! He hasn't 'absorbed my profile totally.' How about just reading it, even once?

Although this guy has now blocked me, I can see that he has sent 66 more emails from this account in the last 3 days.
FFS how can someone justify wasting people's time this much?

Oh god what a sad fucking freak, so he spends all his spare time wasting other peoples wtf! 

"hi u working tonight outcall"

YOU'RE NOT ORDERING A PIZZA