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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9075 on: 10 April 2016, 09:44:38 pm »
I'd have quoted him my normal 30 min rate..60 for 25 mins and I'll give you the other 5 mins free! ;)
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9076 on: 12 April 2016, 08:17:57 am »
Hello my name is Marcus. Would you be interested in coming to work for me and are be paying you ?850 for 6 hours per day think about my job offer and remember all the money you earn is all yours you don't have to per me a cut. For this job that I'm offering you I first need to interview you for the job for me to know you the best escort for the job. Or how would you like and come and do a homemade sex video with a client and you get to choose to show your face or not but you will get to paid more for showing you face in the home made sex video. You will get paid ?20,000 you get to earn it in 2 days cash upfront that's if you interested we are based in Birmingham.[sic]
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9077 on: 12 April 2016, 03:35:21 pm »

I had one similar yesterday. He texts

Hi I know you don't do Sundays but I'm in the area and thought you might like a glass of wine and a foot massage as a treat.

It's the tone of some guys you just know they are aiming for a freebie,
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More like a condescending fucktard ..... why do they think we are in need of a treat??

So annoying but selfishly glad it's not just me that gets them haha!
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peachybum

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9078 on: 12 April 2016, 06:06:54 pm »
*Phone rings

Me: Hello
Idiot: Is this *****, when are you available?....
*My dog barks quite loudly at something, I have no idea what lol
Idiot: Did you just bark?
Me: Yes, I like to randomly act like that down the phone to potential clients
Idiot: Oh well....erm....I'm not sure about that fetish....erm....*Hangs up*

Fetish??? It clearly sounded like an actual dog not me making random noises. I mean come on......!
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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9079 on: 12 April 2016, 06:36:20 pm »
Quote from: peachybum on 12 April 2016, 06:06:54 pm
*Phone rings

Me: Hello
Idiot: Is this *****, when are you available?....
*My dog barks quite loudly at something, I have no idea what lol
Idiot: Did you just bark?
Me: Yes, I like to randomly act like that down the phone to potential clients
Idiot: Oh well....erm....I'm not sure about that fetish....erm....*Hangs up*

Fetish??? It clearly sounded like an actual dog not me making random noises. I mean come on......!

Actually LOL at this!!! :D :D :D
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9080 on: 13 April 2016, 10:53:23 pm »
Urgh, just got asked for bareback, but in emojis  :FF

Hi (rabbit emoji) can I bear (bear emoji) (back arrow emoji) you
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9081 on: 13 April 2016, 11:31:12 pm »
got an email today on AW:

"How booked are you?"

Too booked to reply to such a stupid question!
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curvywench

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9082 on: 14 April 2016, 12:55:21 am »
Quote from: peachybum on 12 April 2016, 06:06:54 pm
*Phone rings

Me: Hello
Idiot: Is this *****, when are you available?....
*My dog barks quite loudly at something, I have no idea what lol
Idiot: Did you just bark?
Me: Yes, I like to randomly act like that down the phone to potential clients
Idiot: Oh well....erm....I'm not sure about that fetish....erm....*Hangs up*

Fetish??? It clearly sounded like an actual dog not me making random noises. I mean come on......!

HAHAHA this made me LOL too
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9083 on: 14 April 2016, 02:10:19 am »
Last week I had the flu. Full on sweats, shivers, sickness, headaches...and where all that snot comes from beats me. The bags under my eyes where bigger than my saggy boobs!

Text from a regular comes in...

Him: Can I see you? Feeling well horny and wanna unload in your face
Me: No, am in bed and near death with this flu bug
Him: Are you sure?
Me: Yes I know how I feel. Am going back to bed, call me next week


I had gone back to bed but when I woke I got this

Him: Can I just come and wank over your tits?
Him: Okay, if I can't wank over your tits can I use your bathroom to wank in?

 :FF
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Jess440

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9084 on: 14 April 2016, 07:54:29 am »
'What can you offer for ?20? I'll be with you in 10 mins xxx'

My reply was 'A slap in the face for even asking'

I never heard back..
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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9085 on: 14 April 2016, 08:24:49 am »
Good answer Jess!
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9086 on: 14 April 2016, 09:48:26 am »
Quote from: OFFS on 14 April 2016, 02:10:19 am
Last week I had the flu. Full on sweats, shivers, sickness, headaches...and where all that snot comes from beats me. The bags under my eyes where bigger than my saggy boobs!

Text from a regular comes in...

Him: Can I see you? Feeling well horny and wanna unload in your face
Me: No, am in bed and near death with this flu bug
Him: Are you sure?
Me: Yes I know how I feel. Am going back to bed, call me next week


I had gone back to bed but when I woke I got this

Him: Can I just come and wank over your tits?
Him: Okay, if I can't wank over your tits can I use your bathroom to wank in?

 :FF
I hate it when they won't take no for an answer, I had a guy on Monday and when I told him I'm fully booked he kept on texting "Please just 15 mins" etc etc, no!
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9087 on: 14 April 2016, 10:02:34 am »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 14 April 2016, 09:48:26 am
Quote from: OFFS on 14 April 2016, 02:10:19 am
Last week I had the flu. Full on sweats, shivers, sickness, headaches...and where all that snot comes from beats me. The bags under my eyes where bigger than my saggy boobs!

Text from a regular comes in...

Him: Can I see you? Feeling well horny and wanna unload in your face
Me: No, am in bed and near death with this flu bug
Him: Are you sure?
Me: Yes I know how I feel. Am going back to bed, call me next week


I had gone back to bed but when I woke I got this

Him: Can I just come and wank over your tits?
Him: Okay, if I can't wank over your tits can I use your bathroom to wank in?

 :FF
I hate it when they won't take no for an answer, I had a guy on Monday and when I told him I'm fully booked he kept on texting "Please just 15 mins" etc etc, no!

Oh god yes. I feel rage when that happens.

I'm grumpy, I know this, but that begging and wheedling shit makes it very hard to refrain from telling them to go to fuck.
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MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9088 on: 14 April 2016, 10:16:56 am »
Nice tits babe can i suck your nips!  :FF
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Tinkerbell

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9089 on: 14 April 2016, 11:09:13 am »
2.57am 'Are you awake?'
3.43am 'wakey wakey'
4.05am 'forget it, I've had a wank'.

What is wrong with people??
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