Just had a guy in touch asking for strap on services - he asked what dildo sizes I have and I asked him what sort of size he was looking for and he replied:

"Two sizes one very long normal thickness and the other normal length but very thick x and they must match colour of high heels x"

Anyone else match their dildos with their high heels??

Hi I have a strange fantasy I was wondering if you'd be up for.

I'd like to wrestle each other and whoever submits will have to work on the other person's body part of their choosing for however long they choose. I'd also like to smother each other constantly throughout this.

Subject:You are stunningly sexy Bibi! Truly an irresistible amazon milf id love to adore as your toyboy Xxx

Dear bibi Xxx,

I just found your profile page and was amazed by your striking, beautiful look and delectable figure! xxx

I'd love to spend some regular time enjoying you as your affectionate lover, having passionate raunchy fun together, plus spoiling you with surprises in our regular meets id like to have with you x.

After reading your profile and being blown away by your pictures, admiring your mouth watering figure, I had to come over and inquire about seeing you regularly, at least once a month x.

I hope you'd consider enjoying the affections of a kind, caring, eager and energetic man who is something different and exotic to appreciate you x.

I'm (Mr WarandPeace) call me (Mr Silly) an exotic, athletic professional Indian male; UK born n bred, degree educated, just turned 26, with smooth light brown caramel color skin, long dark hair, dark eyes, well built, broad shoulders, thick strong arms to hold you close & tight, with powerful legs for deep hard thrusts! xx - and wanting to worship every inch of your immaculate figure frequently, with my tongue n mouth x.

I' strive to live up to my upbringing and be a true gentleman, with good middle-class values, while being sensual, affectionate, and very physical

I like to practice my slow, relaxing oil back massage techniques and you would be a prime candidate for me to perfect my skills x lol. I drip light oil over your shoulders n back, and rub it in gently, but firmly, squeezing and stretching your muscles to relaxation, drawing the tension out as I slide over your back and suck on your neck while you feel my solid dick nestled in your crack x.

So I'd love to become your regular soon and get to learn how u like to be pampered, and enjoy some fun sessions together just working out in deeply intimate sensual sessions.

Please do let me know when is best for you so I can book you for incall hours, x.

Look forward to meeting u soon xx.

Love (Mr Satwankinginmybedsit)xxxx
 
Anyone else had this corker?Surprise surprise he is a socalled male escort!Oh and he is in London as well!Didn't respond when I invited him plainly to email when he has a day and time in mind!

A caller who clearly had no intention of booking acting like he didn't know what water sports was or reverse oral  I put phonr down on him and blocked some seem to think we want to chat and have nothing better to do with our time 

That's a service I do! X