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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9030 on: 02 April 2016, 10:40:26 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 April 2016, 10:20:47 pm
Wanted to WATCH me cry and asked what he had to do to make me cry and how long I could keep on crying...?!

Seriously?!

What a great time you'd have with him!  ::)
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Gizzi

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9031 on: 02 April 2016, 10:59:02 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 April 2016, 04:41:41 pm

Hi could you do my fantasy? I would love you to make me watch you crush my toy cars under your bum while you tell me its for the best as I'm too old for them now. Could you do that? Xxx


He's on a roll again I got the same yesterday. I wonder if anyone ever replies to him?

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Gizzi

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9032 on: 02 April 2016, 11:03:03 pm »
Just had this classic......

Hi,

I will be working away from home for most of April and am looking for some comfort and enjoyment to break up the monotony of staying away.
What is your availability during this time, what sort of facilities do you offer and will you hold regular appointments once you get to know a client?
I am young-ish, looking for an older woman to please me, fulfill the urges that just don't go away!
I am flexible on times, and will book long sessions if you can keep me entertained! Penetrative sex is low on my list, I prefer the tease and build up and to control the situation with my hands and keep things bubbling under the surface until an explosion of feelings erupt and leave both people dribbling and unable to talk.
If you think you can help with this...

Please get back to me

Kind Regards

[name]


I haven't replied, but I did yawn....coincidence maybe??

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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9033 on: 02 April 2016, 11:11:15 pm »
God, he sounds exhausting.

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Gizzi

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9034 on: 02 April 2016, 11:22:30 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 02 April 2016, 11:11:15 pm
God, he sounds exhausting.

Yep, my thoughts exactly.
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Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9035 on: 02 April 2016, 11:38:50 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 02 April 2016, 10:40:26 pm
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 April 2016, 10:20:47 pm
Wanted to WATCH me cry and asked what he had to do to make me cry and how long I could keep on crying...?!

Seriously?!

What a great time you'd have with him!  ::)

Was chatting with a friend and since the hour change last Sun I had the toy car guy, the crying guy, the awfully long graphic guy, the filthy T&T guy... No idea, spring time? My mate suggested the moon :)))
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Miss Carolines secret

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9036 on: 03 April 2016, 06:45:00 am »
this is more along the lines of how not to phone chat an escort !
 got a call  telling me he was lying in bed next to his sleeping wife huh!!!
 then asks " can we have silent chat"? then he starts telling me in a loud voice " be mummy  be mummy" at this point i asked him to put the phone down which he did ..
 2 credits for that chat  ::)
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Miss Carolines secret

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9037 on: 03 April 2016, 06:46:42 am »
Quote from: Shewolf on 02 April 2016, 10:40:26 pm
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 April 2016, 10:20:47 pm
Wanted to WATCH me cry and asked what he had to do to make me cry and how long I could keep on crying...?!

Seriously?!
i used to get emails on aw from a guy asking for this over a year ago

What a great time you'd have with him!  ::)
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9038 on: 03 April 2016, 12:47:13 pm »
Just had a guy in touch asking for strap on services - he asked what dildo sizes I have and I asked him what sort of size he was looking for and he replied:

"Two sizes one very long normal thickness and the other normal length but very thick x and they must match colour of high heels x"

Anyone else match their dildos with their high heels??
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9039 on: 03 April 2016, 12:49:01 pm »
Quote from: Just An Escort on 03 April 2016, 12:47:13 pm
Just had a guy in touch asking for strap on services - he asked what dildo sizes I have and I asked him what sort of size he was looking for and he replied:

"Two sizes one very long normal thickness and the other normal length but very thick x and they must match colour of high heels x"

Anyone else match their dildos with their high heels??

God it just gets weirder and weirder....I think they just demand stuff as a power kick.
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BritishBabe

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9040 on: 03 April 2016, 01:37:02 pm »
I had the strangest request from a client the other day, he was very insistent that I be busting for a wee for the entire booking. He wanted me to hold it for as long as possible and kept emailing asking how long do I think I'd be able to hold it in for? Not interested in watersports but just wanted to see me 'squirm'

So strange....


xoxo
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9041 on: 03 April 2016, 03:00:34 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 03 April 2016, 12:49:01 pm
Quote from: Just An Escort on 03 April 2016, 12:47:13 pm
Just had a guy in touch asking for strap on services - he asked what dildo sizes I have and I asked him what sort of size he was looking for and he replied:

"Two sizes one very long normal thickness and the other normal length but very thick x and they must match colour of high heels x"

Anyone else match their dildos with their high heels??

God it just gets weirder and weirder....I think they just demand stuff as a power kick.

Yep. Let me see what I can make the hooker do when i dangle money in front her face. Same when I use to do camming. You would have blobber fishes saying if you can lick your elbow I would take you private etc.  Just remember that they are sad with no lives and this is the only entertainment for them. I play them at their own game. Don't know if any of you to do too as well. My response to the "Your dildos must match your heels" would have been something like "I haven't got any that match my heels but if it's that important to you I can always dip the dildo in my period blood so it is red and matches my red heels then maybe we can lick it off together? mmmm That ok babe?
But you have to make it sound like your genuinely serious else they would think you are mocking them. I get so much laughs off doing this. You never hear from them again.
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9042 on: 03 April 2016, 03:14:20 pm »
I'd have been tempted to reply with 'Given that you probably won't have the sense or dignity to douche before I stick the dildo up your arse I'll match it with some old brown wellies I have instead as that's what colour the dildo will most likely be afterwards!'
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9043 on: 03 April 2016, 03:18:16 pm »
Brilliant.

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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #9044 on: 03 April 2016, 03:25:26 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 April 2016, 10:20:47 pm
Crying fetish?
I'm so out of patience atm I just block them without thinking. But had that one who has a crying fetish (???!!!!). Wanted to WATCH me cry and asked what he had to do to make me cry and how long I could keep on crying...?!

Seriously?!

I had that one, too.
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