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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8910 on: 11 March 2016, 08:03:07 pm »
Text msg 5th March 01.43am.
U up for some cock tx me I phone u back

Same guy 7th March 22.36pm.

I want to no if I can lick u out and what u look like and I like wearin sexy under   and want u to fuck me   how much and wood u wear some x

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Littlemisslondon

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8911 on: 12 March 2016, 09:57:13 am »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 10 March 2016, 09:24:54 pm
Email from a no feedback member...asking for a meeting in the morning in york (I'm in Leeds and only do incalls or outcalls in Leeds).Oh and could I bring some Charlie he pays well and is respectful.. ::)

Wetting myself.....!! Respectfully obnoxious? Respectfully Brainless?? Honestly, I bet its guys like that who then moan on the punter pages....
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Emma_C

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8912 on: 12 March 2016, 01:22:15 pm »
Had a copy & paste oddball pestering over weds/thurs by text. Don't usually have anyone send the same message more than twice.
"Emma..I'm heading to the city I was touring and saw your site. Interested?" then straight after "I have a hotel room booked for the night"It was after 9pm so I text back "no thanks I don't take late night bookings" in hindsight I should have ignored because the "interested?" part is just odd anyway. Half an hour later I get it again. So for a bit of amusement I copied & pasted his text back "i have a hotel room booked" thinking he'd realise he'd sent it to me again, he's doing the rounds on other escorts & would realise I'm taking the piss back. Nope, total fool replied "me too I'm arriving into the city at 10.30 & staying at the Riverside Travel lodge. what services do you offer" OK so he's after a cheap thrill sexting or whatever. I sent my "no thanks I don't take late night bookings" again copy & paste. The following morning I got it twice again before 8am.

I can't fathom how these fools don't realise that they are texting the same person several times & that it's in my phone lol so I'm going to notice it. 10 points for good details though with his venue & arrival time. Cray cray! Saved the number under "Looney tunes".
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geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8913 on: 12 March 2016, 01:47:02 pm »
Some idiot rang me, no hello just 'how much are you?'. Asked him to read my profile, all information is on there he said he couldn't so I asked him where he got my number from, told me it was from a friend so I hung up. Now I've had the following texts..

How much for 15mins tb plz
Can you please tb I am waiting
How much for 15mins tb plz


He's going to be waiting a long fucking time considering I'm Outcalls only today and don't do 15 min Outcalls, plus I charge a high rate for them which I doubt he'd pay :FF
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Miss Carolines secret

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8914 on: 12 March 2016, 02:44:11 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 11 March 2016, 08:03:07 pm
Text msg 5th March 01.43am.
U up for some cock tx me I phone u back

Same guy 7th March 22.36pm.

I want to no if I can lick u out and what u look like and I like wearin sexy under   and want u to fuck me   how much and wood u wear some x


makes your heart sink !!!
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K47

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8915 on: 12 March 2016, 04:05:11 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 11 March 2016, 08:03:07 pm
Text msg 5th March 01.43am.
U up for some cock tx me I phone u back

Same guy 7th March 22.36pm.

I want to no if I can lick u out and what u look like and I like wearin sexy under   and want u to fuck me   how much and wood u wear some x

sounds like a 12 year old haha
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Nova

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8916 on: 12 March 2016, 09:27:53 pm »
Quote from: geordie on 12 March 2016, 01:47:02 pm
Some idiot rang me, no hello just 'how much are you?'. Asked him to read my profile, all information is on there he said he couldn't so I asked him where he got my number from, told me it was from a friend so I hung up. Now I've had the following texts..

How much for 15mins tb plz
Can you please tb I am waiting
How much for 15mins tb plz


He's going to be waiting a long fucking time considering I'm Outcalls only today and don't do 15 min Outcalls, plus I charge a high rate for them which I doubt he'd pay :FF

Just tell him what your rate is. If someone asked me for my 15 min outcall rate I would tell them the truth, that it is ?140 + travel. If they want to book for an hours outcall and they want me to leave after 15 mins, that is fine with me.
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8917 on: 12 March 2016, 09:52:22 pm »
Quote from: Nova on 12 March 2016, 09:27:53 pm
Quote from: geordie on 12 March 2016, 01:47:02 pm
Some idiot rang me, no hello just 'how much are you?'. Asked him to read my profile, all information is on there he said he couldn't so I asked him where he got my number from, told me it was from a friend so I hung up. Now I've had the following texts..

How much for 15mins tb plz
Can you please tb I am waiting
How much for 15mins tb plz


He's going to be waiting a long fucking time considering I'm Outcalls only today and don't do 15 min Outcalls, plus I charge a high rate for them which I doubt he'd pay :FF

Just tell him what your rate is. If someone asked me for my 15 min outcall rate I would tell them the truth, that it is ?140 + travel. If they want to book for an hours outcall and they want me to leave after 15 mins, that is fine with me.

Yep, you have nothing to lose there and lots to gain :)
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geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8918 on: 12 March 2016, 10:02:31 pm »
Yep, think I was in a bit of a mood but I wouldn't have accepted his booking anyway with his rudeness on the phone and his stupid texts
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K47

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8919 on: 12 March 2016, 10:28:45 pm »
Idiot just text me:

Him: hi do you do 15 mins
me: no sorry
him: ok how much for 15 mins

what?? I just said i didnt do it!
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8920 on: 13 March 2016, 01:50:47 am »
got my phone on as doing calls and cam tonight, and i get this text

hi bb.  seen ur pix and ur sexy.  really want to do a sex wee on ur titts.  how much?


ho long since avid merrion was on telly now?  sex wee?  really?
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Teddy Bear

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8921 on: 13 March 2016, 02:07:32 am »
Idiot #1: I've got ?70 what can you do for me? I only do hour bookings minimum. How much? ?xxx. So you can't do anything for ?70? ???

Idiot #2: Do you see black men? Of course. So are you fucking racist or something?! ??? I said yes I DO see black men is he deaf or what?

Idiot #3: What time do you finish? 6AM. Can I book for 10AM? No sorry I said I finish at 6AM. What whore finishes at 6AM? This one. *CLICK*

I despair I really do.
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8922 on: 13 March 2016, 01:26:55 pm »
todays latest.  not trying to be creepy, but trying to scare girls into using his services.  urgh.  if i need a locksmith, i have a phone, and google.  i'm also not in the city he was attending to the WGs flat

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Hello,

I am a fully insured and accredited Locksmith. Yesterday i was asked to attend a flat in XXXXX where a girl was working from.
A client returned to the property and tried to kick the door in.
I have increased the security for her to prevent this happening again.
I am mailing you today to offer this same service. I am extremely discreet and efficient. I am available 24 hours a day and can be contacted on XXXXX. I am a professional and not doing this to be creepy. I value my job highly and this is just a business offer.

Kind Regards
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Miss Carolines secret

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8923 on: 13 March 2016, 01:35:08 pm »
Hi I saw your ad on aw im in my 80s i cant get it up and am imputant , do i have to use a condom, i doubt anything will come out at my age. ???
well i had to ask, if you cant get it up and your in that way how do you think you may be able to perform?
oh it has happened occasionally if im so aroused, my wife will be out that morning i can come to you and try ?
 i said to him no matter what age you are i insist on condoms for sex so thanks for your call , bye for now  ::)
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8924 on: 13 March 2016, 04:12:12 pm »
Quote from: littleminxjennifer on 13 March 2016, 01:26:55 pm
todays latest.  not trying to be creepy, but trying to scare girls into using his services.  urgh.  if i need a locksmith, i have a phone, and google.  i'm also not in the city he was attending to the WGs flat

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Hello,

I am a fully insured and accredited Locksmith. Yesterday i was asked to attend a flat in XXXXX where a girl was working from.
A client returned to the property and tried to kick the door in.
I have increased the security for her to prevent this happening again.
I am mailing you today to offer this same service. I am extremely discreet and efficient. I am available 24 hours a day and can be contacted on XXXXX. I am a professional and not doing this to be creepy. I value my job highly and this is just a business offer.


You've gotta hand it to the guy for being enterprising! haha
Kind Regards
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