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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8880 on: 05 March 2016, 02:56:25 pm »
I think a lot of the time they see us as like an 'informal' business, where everything is negotiable.  And they think they are special and we will change our schedules just for them.

I've even had punters quiz me as to WHY I can't work evenings and tell me how ridiculous it is that I don't, because 'all the men are working' during the day and I'd get more business.  It's like they can't wrap their tiny minds around the fact that we have families and lives away from this. ::)

( I know I sound really angry and anti-client lately lol, I'm really not, it's just PMS week and the timewasters have been out in force!)

I hear you Poppy for me also. Has there been a full moon or something  :-\

Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8881 on: 05 March 2016, 04:05:43 pm »
I have never heard from this person before, he just text out of the blue:

"Hello,would you be interested in a monthly overnight arrangement for 350?"

Oh yes the thin promise of a monthly loss of sleep for barely any cash just sounds soo tempting!

Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8882 on: 06 March 2016, 10:11:21 am »
FFS not on a Sunday  :FF

Enquiry about when I'm available today...gets usual response...from X time... see booking procedure on profile and get this in return:

cool babe, I just wonder if you could make an exception and offer a car meeting? Im not local so its difficult to do any other meeting apart this. Im willing to pick you up where is most convenient to you. :)
 


NO No and NO. Check out the frigging local girls then and don't bother someone who clearly states they don't provide ANYTHING not listed on their profile  :FF
« Last Edit: 06 March 2016, 10:13:04 am by Jezabel »

Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8883 on: 06 March 2016, 01:19:12 pm »
Yesterday evening:

He has a flat, nasal voice, after greetings exchanged asks my prices.
I say if he's got my number, he should be able to see them.
Mutters something about them not coming up...
Asks my age
Asks my dress size
Asks my boob size (i.e. everything on my profiles)
Then - asks if he can hear my "sex noises"
Incredulous response from me, beginning with "No!"
Says he wants to hear what I'd sound like in order to decide whether to book me
I made that decision for him...

Now saved in my phone as 'Window licker'. Give me strength.
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8884 on: 06 March 2016, 01:38:19 pm »
Oh my word Kay that guy had the cheek of 20 men >:(

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8885 on: 06 March 2016, 01:41:07 pm »

Now saved in my phone as 'Window licker'. Give me strength.

Flat, nasal voice...window licker...classic  ;D made my day

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8886 on: 06 March 2016, 05:10:51 pm »
Can you shit in my mouth while I piss in yours?


....If I even offered this...HOW would that work?!

trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8887 on: 06 March 2016, 08:22:33 pm »
After an email exchange that was vaguely timewastery, (decided to give him the benefit of the doubt) chap decides he can't afford me, sorry to have wasted your time blah blah I say ok take care.

Today get an email from him 'babe is there anyway I can pay 100 for an hour (my half hour rate) because I think I'll spend a lot of it just eating you out and half an hour might feel too rushed'

Fuck offfffffffff

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8888 on: 06 March 2016, 11:25:50 pm »
I got this this afternoon :
This afternoon, in you?

Xxxx
xxxxxx

martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8889 on: 07 March 2016, 10:34:38 am »
Email exchange from a 0 feedback client. On my day off today.
'Hi do you like dominate men?'
Me: Please refer to the submissive tab of my profile'
'When are available for incalls'
Me: Can you read my profile in detail chick. It has all the information you need including working times etc.
'Will leave it. Sorry but you dont sound very approachable'


What cos i dare ask him to read something for himself!?
I aint spoon feeding these idiots no more!

 :FF

Miss Carolines secret

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8890 on: 07 March 2016, 11:04:43 am »
Email exchange from a 0 feedback client. On my day off today.
'Hi do you like dominate men?'
Me: Please refer to the submissive tab of my profile'
'When are available for incalls'
Me: Can you read my profile in detail chick. It has all the information you need including working times etc.
'Will leave it. Sorry but you dont sound very approachable'


What cos i dare ask him to read something for himself!?
I aint spoon feeding these idiots no more!

 
oh yea they don t like it when you are not playing their way  or sayin  things they like because they are trying to frantically get off !!!

martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8891 on: 07 March 2016, 11:10:44 am »
oh yea they don t like it when you are not playing their way  or sayin  things they like because they are trying to frantically get off !!!

I just put 'Youre contacting me, wanting informatiom thats already listed on my profile, on my day off. I dont spend hours updating and writing it for it to be ignored. Sorry.

Bit harsh i suppose.. meh. Lol x

Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8892 on: 07 March 2016, 11:51:03 am »
Woke up in a vile mood due to pain and probable pmt..... Therefore not in the mood to stand any nonsense. And here's  one thing I hate.

Guys who think they can use their schedule as an excuse to mess you around there by demonstrating they think your schedule is of no importance whatsoever. I had this twice lately.

The second one asks for an appointment last Monday but  doesn't confirm at the agreed time so doesn't get the appointment.  He emails over the weekend asking for an appointment today, so I say fine but you must confirm at the agreed time for the appointment to go ahead and what does he do?

Casually texts an hour late asking for an appointment an hour later, so I say no I'm not available then blah blah, then the following exchange:

DICKHEAD: Oh I see, yes I was caught up with work this morning and wasn't sure what time I could get over. No problem, hopefully next time x

ME: Since that's happened twice now unless you have a definite time and can stick to both that and a confirmation time - No. I run to a schedule, appointment times are specific for a reason,  Reliable potential clients take precedence

I often don't respond when guys come up with these crap excuses but today I couldn't help myself and I think he needed telling.
« Last Edit: 07 March 2016, 11:52:34 am by Jezabel »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8893 on: 07 March 2016, 02:53:19 pm »
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I run to a schedule, appointment times are specific for a reason,  Reliable potential clients take precedence

I think I'm going to put that in bold at the top of my profile - not that most of them will think it applies to them.  :FF

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8894 on: 07 March 2016, 05:44:14 pm »
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I run to a schedule, appointment times are specific for a reason,  Reliable potential clients take precedence

I think I'm going to put that in bold at the top of my profile - not that most of them will think it applies to them.  :FF

Yeah, I think most don't care and/or think their time is more valuble then ours. I recently had a guy ask for my postcode to check distance and heard nothing further for about two hours when I recieved a text of "on the street now what number?"  What a surprise I didn't get a response when I told him off and declined to see him.  ::)