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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8850 on: 03 March 2016, 08:53:57 pm »
This guy seems to think (a) AW is a social media site and/or (b) he knows me...


Hi sweetness how are you this Thursday evening?

Anything planned for the weekend? Done anything exciting this week?

Are you working in the next few days?

Speak soon xxx


The mind boggles.

That's nothing. I got one guy who has told me all about his mother's fluctuating care needs. Never met him but he witters on and on. One day I'll email him back: 'would you just go fack ysen'

Imagine that. Bet it would make him spit his toasted tea cake out.

Yeh I know haven't even posted the latest long winded email from a self entitled prick I just received.

Don't wanna bore everyone, just been deluged this week.

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8851 on: 03 March 2016, 08:55:37 pm »
This guy seems to think (a) AW is a social media site and/or (b) he knows me...


Hi sweetness how are you this Thursday evening?

Anything planned for the weekend? Done anything exciting this week?

Are you working in the next few days?

Speak soon xxx


The mind boggles.

That's nothing. I got one guy who has told me all about his mother's fluctuating care needs. Never met him but he witters on and on. One day I'll email him back: 'would you just go fack ysen'

Imagine that. Bet it would make him spit his toasted tea cake out.

Yeh I know haven't even posted the latest long winded email from a self entitled prick I just received.

Don't wanna bore everyone, just been deluged this week.

Go on, let's have a laugh... ;D

Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8852 on: 03 March 2016, 08:59:59 pm »
Oh man ok you asked for it!

I am working in your area for the next two weeks and would like to enjoy the company of a dirty minded lady who would be prepared to get down and be naughty with me whilst away from home. Regrettably, relationship on the home front has not been too good lately and have been missing out somewhat. I am looking for a purely sexual encounter as I hope matters will work out with the wife but a man needs some fun!

I would like to express my wish is for a naughty full on time and not really looking for a girlfriend experience. Without sounding course I wish to get down to some serious fuck fun and perhaps learn a little more from an lady like you.

To avoid disappointment on my part may be avoided I feel that it would be best of I set out my requirements:

I love a lady who enters into dirty talk, this is not a definite requirement but I am not seeking someone who will just lay back and get on with it with no enthusiasm.

I have a real thing about black stockings ? if you have a Basque I would love to play with you in it, if you don?t I may be able to buy one for you to wear.

I also have a like for various positions. Particularly, like taking the lady up against the wall both front on and from behind and trust that you will be POK with this.

I would also be interested if you would consider sitting on my face as I love to provide oral in this way.

Although, I am not looking for a marathon when we meet I certainly will wish to go more than the once, luckily I have quick recovery demeanour and can come for England. Trust me being pent up and frustrated I really want to make the best of this opportunity.

I not looking for a girlfriend experience and would prefer to get down to some fuck fun as soon as the money bit is out of the way without too much talking. This appeals to me as I am into stranger sex and this type of scenario is a real turn on for me.

For your information I am 30 years of age with a healthy slim build.

My job enables me to fit around you as I am able to plan my diary accordingly. Therefore, I would welcome you advising when would be best for you for a 2 hour session from Tuesday onwards. I am looking at a 2 hour booking with the option of addinga further hour if we click.[/b]

my profile makes it clear I offer primarily GFE. WHAT.A.DICK

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8853 on: 03 March 2016, 09:07:23 pm »
HAHAHA brilliant. Tell him it took you (and everyone else on safe) 2 hours to read his message so can you add that time to the bill?

I just love the way he says he would like to 'learn a little more from a lady like you' (nice one). If he is 'into stranger sex' he's probably quite skilled in terms of 'purely sexual encounters'.

I love the way these guys make the fact they are shagging escorts behind their wives backs out to be some sort of 'boys will be boys, shucks' necessity.

He sounds hugely uneducated to me but I bet he has a great well paid job and is told he is shit hot every day of his life.


Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8854 on: 03 March 2016, 09:12:06 pm »
Yeh good point (or I fell asleep in the middle of reading it). I'd don't normally reply to these spammers but did send a slightly sarky one back to him along the lines that he clearly was spamming since my speciality is GFE not mindless fucking.. ..

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8855 on: 03 March 2016, 09:17:12 pm »
Yeh good point (or I fell asleep in the middle of reading it). I'd don't normally reply to these spammers but did send a slightly sarky one back to him along the lines that he clearly was spamming since my speciality is GFE not mindless fucking.. ..

:) He won't like that...it'll dent his ego for a nano second.

It could be worse...we could be married to him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8856 on: 03 March 2016, 10:14:47 pm »
Oh man ok you asked for it!

I am working in your area for the next two weeks and would like to enjoy the company of a dirty minded lady who would be prepared to get down and be naughty with me whilst away from home. Regrettably, relationship on the home front has not been too good lately and have been missing out somewhat. I am looking for a purely sexual encounter as I hope matters will work out with the wife but a man needs some fun!

I would like to express my wish is for a naughty full on time and not really looking for a girlfriend experience. Without sounding course I wish to get down to some serious fuck fun and perhaps learn a little more from an lady like you.

To avoid disappointment on my part may be avoided I feel that it would be best of I set out my requirements:

I love a lady who enters into dirty talk, this is not a definite requirement but I am not seeking someone who will just lay back and get on with it with no enthusiasm.

I have a real thing about black stockings ? if you have a Basque I would love to play with you in it, if you don?t I may be able to buy one for you to wear.

I also have a like for various positions. Particularly, like taking the lady up against the wall both front on and from behind and trust that you will be POK with this.

I would also be interested if you would consider sitting on my face as I love to provide oral in this way.

Although, I am not looking for a marathon when we meet I certainly will wish to go more than the once, luckily I have quick recovery demeanour and can come for England. Trust me being pent up and frustrated I really want to make the best of this opportunity.

I not looking for a girlfriend experience and would prefer to get down to some fuck fun as soon as the money bit is out of the way without too much talking. This appeals to me as I am into stranger sex and this type of scenario is a real turn on for me.

For your information I am 30 years of age with a healthy slim build.

My job enables me to fit around you as I am able to plan my diary accordingly. Therefore, I would welcome you advising when would be best for you for a 2 hour session from Tuesday onwards. I am looking at a 2 hour booking with the option of addinga further hour if we click.[/b]

my profile makes it clear I offer primarily GFE. WHAT.A.DICK

Yeah just scrolling not reading but had him a while ago.
Along with the Swindon guy, it was roughly the same period.



trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8857 on: 03 March 2016, 11:11:29 pm »
Oh man ok you asked for it!

I am working in your area for the next two weeks and would like to enjoy the company of a dirty minded lady who would be prepared to get down and be naughty with me whilst away from home. Regrettably, relationship on the home front has not been too good lately and have been missing out somewhat. I am looking for a purely sexual encounter as I hope matters will work out with the wife but a man needs some fun!

I would like to express my wish is for a naughty full on time and not really looking for a girlfriend experience. Without sounding course I wish to get down to some serious fuck fun and perhaps learn a little more from an lady like you.

To avoid disappointment on my part may be avoided I feel that it would be best of I set out my requirements:

I love a lady who enters into dirty talk, this is not a definite requirement but I am not seeking someone who will just lay back and get on with it with no enthusiasm.

I have a real thing about black stockings ? if you have a Basque I would love to play with you in it, if you don?t I may be able to buy one for you to wear.

I also have a like for various positions. Particularly, like taking the lady up against the wall both front on and from behind and trust that you will be POK with this.

I would also be interested if you would consider sitting on my face as I love to provide oral in this way.

Although, I am not looking for a marathon when we meet I certainly will wish to go more than the once, luckily I have quick recovery demeanour and can come for England. Trust me being pent up and frustrated I really want to make the best of this opportunity.

I not looking for a girlfriend experience and would prefer to get down to some fuck fun as soon as the money bit is out of the way without too much talking. This appeals to me as I am into stranger sex and this type of scenario is a real turn on for me.

For your information I am 30 years of age with a healthy slim build.

My job enables me to fit around you as I am able to plan my diary accordingly. Therefore, I would welcome you advising when would be best for you for a 2 hour session from Tuesday onwards. I am looking at a 2 hour booking with the option of addinga further hour if we click.[/b]

my profile makes it clear I offer primarily GFE. WHAT.A.DICK

Jesus pal they're seeking you out lately  ::) *passes wine*

Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8858 on: 04 March 2016, 06:52:11 am »
Have you not noticed these longwinded bores rarely actually result in a proper booking!

Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8859 on: 04 March 2016, 07:34:10 am »
Have you not noticed these longwinded bores rarely actually result in a proper booking!

Let me see....yes....they never book....ever....that's why this section exists to post the never evers!

meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8860 on: 04 March 2016, 09:34:44 am »
I have been on here complaining when clients don't give a time more like around o'clock or maybe 11am.  So now have started replying with to please phone me 30 minutes before they want a booking. Stress free too. :)  There is hope with dealing with these types.

geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8861 on: 04 March 2016, 11:37:12 am »
Hi (name) nice pics. I see you like orgy fun. Me and wife have sex parties at ours just amoungst few friends, 5 us guys 2 girls. We lady short so wondered if you would like to join and maybe regular. We are friends and enjoy not wearing condoms and everyone brings their health proof everytime. If you happy to show health cert then we would love you join us and happy to pay ?1750 per night X

Nowhere on my profile does it say I like orgy fun so definitely no parties, bareback or discounts. ?1750 for 7 people to fuck me bareback all night? What a fucking joke

Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8862 on: 04 March 2016, 11:47:26 am »
Ok this wasn't from a client but unsure where else to put it...I get spam regularly from accountants etc to my work email, usually ignored. For some reason clicked on this one and was particularly offended by the assumption in the following paragraph (in red if you please) that assumed we are all tax avoiding black marketeers  :FF

We are writing to you this year because we have been informed by HM Revenue & Customs that the 2015/16 tax investigations will be concentrating on the Personal Services market.  Although your industry is not illegal, it is against the law to not declare income from it.  HMRC will be clamping down on tax avoidance from April, so we are offering our services to ensure that you do not get caught and receive hefty fines!


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8863 on: 04 March 2016, 03:14:23 pm »
"Hi, I wanted to ask you if you would like to get regular positive feedback on ukpunting? I have genuine account on there with a few reviews and would like to post up positive reviews about you every so often. In return, would you consider letting me see you at a discounted rate"

Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8864 on: 04 March 2016, 03:18:24 pm »
"Hi, I wanted to ask you if you would like to get regular positive feedback on ukpunting? I have genuine account on there with a few reviews and would like to post up positive reviews about you every so often. In return, would you consider letting me see you at a discounted rate"

 :FF who would want a review on that site anyway. Not me for one. Yuck what a tosspot.
« Last Edit: 04 March 2016, 03:20:27 pm by Jezabel »