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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8805 on: 29 February 2016, 12:38:25 pm »
UN.FUCKING.BELIEVABLE!!!

See above email from the guy first, I sent a polite reply saying Non.......heres the response!!!

Thank you for the polite reply.
The role play was just an idea and certainly not essential.
There was no intention on my part to upset you in any way, the Bareback element of the role play I am sure you would agree adds immensely to the spontaneity and excitement of the whole experience.
As a Company Director and one who does not take risks easily I can say I feel more secure with you as you have said initially NO. If you had said yes immediately I would have been dubious to say the very least. I can assure you that recently I undertook a very very thorough medical for work for World Travel Insurance as I travel a lot and part of the Medical was checking for STI my medical came back with the all clear. However I do not have any paperwork, certificates for this as they are the property of the Insurance company who initiated them. I respectfully ask that you at least consider what I have said and the fact that I really am genuine and I would love to see you.
There are many that offer this service you are right however they offer it to anyone anywhere anytime and are therefore NOT safe, I asked you because like me you are safe.

ps. I think its the only way you will save your job !!!!


do they pretend to be daft to annoy or are they genuinely daft? My gosh. I dare say most of these nutters are dumb as fuck

Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8806 on: 29 February 2016, 12:59:57 pm »
UN.FUCKING.BELIEVABLE!!!

See above email from the guy first, I sent a polite reply saying Non.......heres the response!!!

Thank you for the polite reply.
The role play was just an idea and certainly not essential.
There was no intention on my part to upset you in any way, the Bareback element of the role play I am sure you would agree adds immensely to the spontaneity and excitement of the whole experience.
As a Company Director and one who does not take risks easily I can say I feel more secure with you as you have said initially NO. If you had said yes immediately I would have been dubious to say the very least. I can assure you that recently I undertook a very very thorough medical for work for World Travel Insurance as I travel a lot and part of the Medical was checking for STI my medical came back with the all clear. However I do not have any paperwork, certificates for this as they are the property of the Insurance company who initiated them. I respectfully ask that you at least consider what I have said and the fact that I really am genuine and I would love to see you.
There are many that offer this service you are right however they offer it to anyone anywhere anytime and are therefore NOT safe, I asked you because like me you are safe.

ps. I think its the only way you will save your job !!!!


do they pretend to be daft to annoy or are they genuinely daft? My gosh. I dare say most of these nutters are dumb as fuck

Yeh and guess what a lot of good FB (tho some not active) , I'm guessing hes BBing with all of those girls, but of course hes no risk to me!!!  And come to that how the fuck does he 'know I'm safe'.  I mean I am but hes not going to know that.....

Can't get any more stupid than that.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8807 on: 29 February 2016, 02:09:21 pm »
Moron Monday here we go...
Idiot: Are you available today?
Me:sure I'm free from blah blah blah when did you want to book ?
Idiot: An hour at blah blah
Me: ok great (confirm details)
5 minutes later I get a text ...
Idiot: so do you like to f**k rough and dirty
Dear God...give me strength!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8808 on: 29 February 2016, 02:10:35 pm »
When they try to make a booking without giving a definate time. Instead of saying 4pm they say 4pm possibly. Almost like I am mystic meg and can read what they really mean.  Jesus.... Just give a time it isn't rocket science.

Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8809 on: 29 February 2016, 03:51:15 pm »
Oh. My. Word.

I will see anyone, any nationality etc so long as their English is good enough to have a conversation about what they want etc.  So one guy phones, English just about ok.  But then he arrives and I spend 5 minutes trying to explain where I am in vicinity to the High Rise (like next door).  I explain over and over he doesn't get it.  I say goodbye and hang up in frustration.

He calls back I try and explain AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN.......still he doesn't get it. I tried to be patient at first but I've had people with worse English who've found their way 2 seconds from the high rise to me so I terminate and say 'sorry I'm in too bad a mood now to give good service anyway now, and no one else has had these problems, you still cannot find me so that's it'.

Still he tries to call me back 3 or 4 times  :FF :FF :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8810 on: 29 February 2016, 05:27:20 pm »
Oh. My. Word.

I will see anyone, any nationality etc so long as their English is good enough to have a conversation about what they want etc.  So one guy phones, English just about ok.  But then he arrives and I spend 5 minutes trying to explain where I am in vicinity to the High Rise (like next door).  I explain over and over he doesn't get it.  I say goodbye and hang up in frustration.

He calls back I try and explain AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN.......still he doesn't get it. I tried to be patient at first but I've had people with worse English who've found their way 2 seconds from the high rise to me so I terminate and say 'sorry I'm in too bad a mood now to give good service anyway now, and no one else has had these problems, you still cannot find me so that's it'.

Still he tries to call me back 3 or 4 times  :FF :FF :FF

oh god, some corkers from you this week!! hugs xxx

Last night a chap called me to go over a booking, we were meant to meet today. Strike one was yesterday when we were texting to arrange the booking, and I told him my available times. And he's all "well I can see you at X time so could you do that?" And I have to explain again that I am not available at that time and he reluctantly agrees to the time I said, although made a big deal about only booking 45mins so he wouldn't be 'rushed'.  Then on the phone last night he asked if I would make sure I have a shower before I see him, said he likes a fresh manicure and pedicure, and also was very concerned that I didn't have a cold?? "you sound stuffy, you haven't got a cold or anything have you?" It just really wound me up, as if I would receive a client ill, unwashed and with untidy hands and feet?? Then he made an outfit request and that was the final straw lol.

Others have made outfit requests and I've not minded but there's something different about the tone of guys like this one.  I could just tell that he wanted a passive receptacle for his sperm and nothing more, and that's certainly not the kind of clientele I want.  Cancelled him, just had a bad feeling about it.

Had another one texting and ringing today saying he wants to book and that his friend recommended me.  I smell bullshit, I've only seen a handful of clients since starting, none of which seem the type to even tell their mates they punt, let alone pass on WG's numbers!!

It's going to be a tight week but I'm not seeing these fuckers.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8811 on: 29 February 2016, 05:36:56 pm »
I have had this trying to direct people on literally a 2 min walk i  a straight line.It is so frustrating.Mind you had a native English speaker be as hard work today.The type that turns left when you told him right 3 times!

Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8812 on: 29 February 2016, 05:39:14 pm »
I have had this.It is so frustrating.Mind you had a native English speaker be as hard work today.The type that turns left when you told him right 3

Oh lord I've had that, once when touring in London, basically the hotel was pretty much in a straight line from a tube station, but this gent couldn't get it, finally he got in a huff (inferring I was to blame) and left without finding or seeing me.......

Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8813 on: 29 February 2016, 05:41:42 pm »
Last night a chap called me to go over a booking, we were meant to meet today. Strike one was yesterday when we were texting to arrange the booking, and I told him my available times. And he's all "well I can see you at X time so could you do that?" And I have to explain again that I am not available at that time and he reluctantly agrees to the time I said, although made a big deal about only booking 45mins so he wouldn't be 'rushed'.  Then on the phone last night he asked if I would make sure I have a shower before I see him, said he likes a fresh manicure and pedicure, and also was very concerned that I didn't have a cold?? "you sound stuffy, you haven't got a cold or anything have you?" It just really wound me up, as if I would receive a client ill, unwashed and with untidy hands and feet?? Then he made an outfit request and that was the final straw lol.

Others have made outfit requests and I've not minded but there's something different about the tone of guys like this one.  I could just tell that he wanted a passive receptacle for his sperm and nothing more, and that's certainly not the kind of clientele I want.  Cancelled him, just had a bad feeling about it.

Had another one texting and ringing today saying he wants to book and that his friend recommended me.  I smell bullshit, I've only seen a handful of clients since starting, none of which seem the type to even tell their mates they punt, let alone pass on WG's numbers!!

It's going to be a tight week but I'm not seeing these fuckers.

Sounds like you dodged a few bullets  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8814 on: 29 February 2016, 08:56:50 pm »
When they try to make a booking without giving a definate time. Instead of saying 4pm they say 4pm possibly. Almost like I am mystic meg and can read what they really mean.  Jesus.... Just give a time it isn't rocket science.


This - Potential client texts to apparently book, after a few texts I ask him to call to arrange, we have a quick chat, he says he wants this that and the other, I'm trying to be as polite as possible to get an actual time out of him, we Finally agree on 11am in the morning, I tell him all he needs to do now is confirm by text before 9am and I will give him my postcode then....He then texts asking if I have a strap on!!!!!! For fuck sake not only do I say it several times in my profile, there are even photo's of them in my free gallery !!  :FF


I just referred him back to read my profile  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8815 on: 29 February 2016, 10:40:24 pm »
Yep these types make my piss boil!Had a text wanker today asking what services I do.Referred him to my profile.He said 'You do kissing and Owo'.Yep.'Do you do Anal and Swallow'.Nope.3 times I asked him when he wanted to book to get another text on about kissing and oral on each other.Finally he said he would ring later today with a time only an hour later to text bollocks about kissing me everywhere.Ignored.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8816 on: 01 March 2016, 11:35:23 am »
Managed just about every red flag going in one message:

"Hello how are you ?

I am 53 year old i hope that is not to old for you. (I explicitly state on my profile there is no upper age limit)

I have been on my own a very long time i divorced 13yrs
ago and been bringing up my son. (Irrelevant twaddle)
I miss being close and intimate and i would love to be close to you.
I love french kissing touching and just being very passionate.
Do you like to kiss ? and can I ask if you smoke as I don't. (This info is already on my profile)
It would be just wonderful to make love to you (This is work - I don't 'make love' I fuck, shag, or have sex.)
Also can we make love without a condom I have not done that
since I was married and that was 13yrs ago, I would love to
experience that again with you as you seem a passionate type
of lady. (And a bareback request as if the rest was not enough)

I am looking for someone to get to know and maybe meet regular." (Massive red flag. These ones NEVER rebook if they do even show up the first time.)

I did the usual - quoted him my rate for bb which is ?100,000 per hour and funnily enough, he read and deleted my message within minutes. Wonder why?

Even more worrying: he has 13 positive feedbacks.  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8817 on: 01 March 2016, 12:02:47 pm »
(I explicitly state on my profile there is no upper age limit)

This one happens to me often, too. What I've found is that a lot of 50+ men actually feel genuinely self-conscious seeing folks in their 20s. It might be annoying to have them fish for reassurance, but that's all it is usually, tbh.
« Last Edit: 01 March 2016, 12:09:59 pm by The_Lynx »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8818 on: 01 March 2016, 12:05:13 pm »
So he misses being intimate but has clearly been shagging wgs as he has feedback?I do honestly think they think we are thick!Just like the idiots who ring asking for details and swear blind they have not contacted you before...had this yesterday.I sent him a text immediately afterwards and told him what dates he had rung how long we had spoken for and that he had even booked but failed to confirm between 5pm and 9pm as asked. :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8819 on: 01 March 2016, 12:08:36 pm »
Just had a couple of weeks of this sort of silly email wanting lots of reassurance and whittering on about their history and bad divorces and it rarely comes to anything even if you email back quite positively. Final straw came with one of these types when he finally asked how long he should book for and what would he get in a hour booking that he could not get in 30 mins..this was after him telling me all about how nervous and low in confidence he is..so suddenly he thinks he will sail through a 30 min booking?!?