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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8790 on: 28 February 2016, 09:57:19 am »
FFS what next:

Hello babe ima be real honest I'm from prison I work out each day for free in a charity shop so I don't get paid. I was woundering if you wanted to do a good deed for the day and help me out. I'm white 30 in pretty good shape j can send a pic if needed. X if not hope you have a good day x

Via text, I swear I've heard of something similar before ???
3 times this week !!!

You mean I'm not the only one!  :'(  :'(  :)

Ha ha nope , three times this week and a month a go ( last tour) on the last one this time it said' realise I've messaged you before ' the first one said he was on day release to work in a charity shop but he had to be back at so and so time , forget the name of the prison , just switched phone off and it's on charge but it's well known ....I tend not to block people just call them something in case they realise they're blocked and use another mobile ...so I just let it ring ..with' leopard skin weirdo ' etc flashing away ....bugger wanted me to wear a leopard dress and a spray tan FFS ....said I'm not bet lynch thanks lol ...



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8791 on: 28 February 2016, 10:34:49 am »
Yeh I figured he'd sent it to so many girls that his sending thumb is now  dropping off. I didn't bother replying and just saved him as  prison fantasist or some such like....

Also a mail from Friday ad which sounded  strangely familiar... because he's forgotten he had already phoned me about this yesterday and couldn't give me a date/time!

Hi  I am on tablets which can stop me getting hard. Can I still have the full GFE. Sorry for my naivety but what's an assie kiss ?
« Last Edit: 28 February 2016, 10:43:17 am by Jezabel »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8792 on: 28 February 2016, 01:12:43 pm »
Laughing 'prison guy' is not 'leopard guy' but maybe I should respond to prison guy and say if he used his thumb and fingers to better advantage he wouldn't be so desperate lol ! Had another really really smart guy book , but kind of hard looking , but I liked it , kept saying after"I've gotta get back" I asked where and he said prison ( thought SHIT) asked what he'd done and he said VAT Fraud and paid me in fifties ....I said they better not be fake because I know where you are ....he laughed and said nope they're not see you soon ...and they weren't ....it's a funny old life he was shit hot !

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8793 on: 28 February 2016, 02:01:12 pm »
Can none of them read a profile today either?Just had another now knew sod all about me.That's twice when I asked if they had read my profile they said no.Then they seem gobsmacked that you are not prepared to continue the call and ask them to have a quick read then ring back.I really cannot see the point in going through what I do and what it costs and where I am when they blatently are so half arsed they didn't read any of it for themselves and I am probably not suitable for what they want any way.Last one actually just put the phone down when I politely explained that I was offering incalls,no I didn't travel and my rates and services were right where he got my number from..so just shows what pricks some of these lazy ringarounds are.

These types have been getting on my tits too this week, especially on Friday. Had one say that he didn't read my AW profile incase I didn't answer the phone.  ??? That doesn't even make sense. Had myself as available today too. F***ing idiot just on the free smut chat prowl. Started harping on about wanting a submissive type so he could take the lead. Yes I've done that, I say then he repeats himself.

Another called saying he was busy at work but may be around at such & such, would need to juggle some stuff then call me back. He starts texting stupid stuff so I send my web address. He "couldn't access" my web link, Pah! Told him I'd leave him to his busy work schedule then he could call when he knew his movements. Only to receive more stupid text which I gladly ignored. These creeps are so brazen with their nonsense.

Then I think I had 1 guy claiming to be blind pretending to be 2 different people with the same name. 1 booking was no show then he canceled the outcall because of a "minor daughter crisis". They both sounded similar with a bad phone signal.

After that some lad who wasn't sure how old he was, had to think for minutes then said the outcall would be at his parents house whilst they were at the cinema.  ::) At that point I got in the car & drove home.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8794 on: 28 February 2016, 02:23:54 pm »
Laughing 'prison guy' is not 'leopard guy' but maybe I should respond to prison guy and say if he used his thumb and fingers to better advantage he wouldn't be so desperate lol ! Had another really really smart guy book , but kind of hard looking , but I liked it , kept saying after"I've gotta get back" I asked where and he said prison ( thought SHIT) asked what he'd done and he said VAT Fraud and paid me in fifties ....I said they better not be fake because I know where you are ....he laughed and said nope they're not see you soon ...and they weren't ....it's a funny old life he was shit hot !
He sounds great, I'm jealous!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8795 on: 28 February 2016, 05:21:48 pm »
Phone call I just got..
me: how long would you like?
him: hmmm I dont know can I just decide when I get there?
me: no, can you decide now please?
him: I have to decide right now?? WHY???
me: *hangs up*

grrrrrrr...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8796 on: 28 February 2016, 07:44:21 pm »
Phone call I just got..
me: how long would you like?
him: hmmm I dont know can I just decide when I get there?
me: no, can you decide now please?
him: I have to decide right now?? WHY???
me: *hangs up*

grrrrrrr...

A while ago I had this absolutely obnoxious French guy. Oh well I'm on the phone with him answering patiently to his questions, my flatmate sitting next to me not understanding a word and just laughing seeing me making faces...
Then he asks "ok and say I arrive and decide I don't like you do I have to pay anyway?"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8797 on: 28 February 2016, 07:45:17 pm »
A text from this evening:

Hi, I would like to be your dog feet slave bitch today?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8798 on: 28 February 2016, 10:47:54 pm »
It's so annoying that whenever my number is showing, I'll wake up to at least 10 texts all almost identical, every time 'you available now?'. And at least 20 missed calls. All They have to do is look at the very top of my profile and it states my availability. I know everyone else gets the same, but waking up to delete the nightly texts is starting to grate.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8799 on: 28 February 2016, 10:53:10 pm »
It's so annoying that whenever my number is showing, I'll wake up to at least 10 texts all almost identical, every time 'you available now?'. And at least 20 missed calls. All They have to do is look at the very top of my profile and it states my availability. I know everyone else gets the same, but waking up to delete the nightly texts is starting to grate.
This annoys me so much when they do this, I used to reply really rudely but now I just delete and take a deep breath!

I don't post up my number as much because of this, it really grates on me!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8800 on: 29 February 2016, 01:02:26 am »
This morning I got a call that went like this:

Guy on phone: Hello Miss *insert name here* I would like a booking at 6pm this evening would this be possible?

Me: I can do 6:30 how do you feel about that?

Guy on phone: Yes that sounds good for me

*skipping over some questions I asked for vetting purposes he checked out just fine*

Me: Okay just send me a text to let me know you're still coming at 6pm and I'll send you instructions on where to get to me

Guy on phone: Okay I have one more question. When I come over what will we do?

Me: Well that's entirely up to you. Details of what I can do for you are on my profile

Guy on phone: Will you have sex with me?

Me: Come over and you'll find out

Guy on phone: I won't come if I don't get a verbal guarantee of sex from you

Me: You never intended to come over in the first place did you...

Guy on phone: Get your hopes up did I? Well I had my hopes too and you ruined that for me. Now neither of us are getting what we want...

He hangs up on me then calls me back says nothing for 10 seconds and hangs up again.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8801 on: 29 February 2016, 02:40:13 am »
It's so annoying that whenever my number is showing, I'll wake up to at least 10 texts all almost identical, every time 'you available now?'. And at least 20 missed calls. All They have to do is look at the very top of my profile and it states my availability. I know everyone else gets the same, but waking up to delete the nightly texts is starting to grate.


This annoys me so much when they do this, I used to reply really rudely but now I just delete and take a deep breath!

I don't post up my number as much because of this, it really grates on me!

I've found only putting my number up when I'm working/using available helps. As soon as I'm done for the day both get taken off and my number is always removed before I go to sleep. I  still get the odd few who have saved it but I get many less daft texts and calls through the night or when I'm not working now.


My latest ones include:

"wanna cum in your fanny" and "youre beautiful are you single?"  ...I don't even have face pics. ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8802 on: 29 February 2016, 10:05:38 am »
Via Email

Hi
Can I see you on Tuesday at 9.30am please. I hope you like my role play suggestion please let me know.
You are my PA and it has just come to the boards notice that a recent decision that you made has cost the Company a lot of money and i have been asked to deal with the situation and your job lies in the balance. I ask you what had happened and I explain about the costs to the company. You say that you are sorry and i say the rest of the board are demanding some severe penalty.
It could be that you will lose your job. You then say to me surely there must be a way i can keep my job something i can do that will change your mind.
I'm not sure what you mean I say I will take some convincing. You then start to strip and you end up standing in front of me wearing only suspenders stockings and high heels. You then walk towards me and kiss me deeply forcing your tongue into my mouth then you drop to your knees and undo my flies and release my cock and start to suck him hard. When my cock is hard you stand up and put your hands on the wall and spread your legs wide and bend over and you tell me to fuck you. I then slide my BARECOCK deep into your pussy after a little while I get you on your back and I start licking your pussy until you cum at which point i slide my BARECOCK back into your pussy and fuck you hard until I shoot my cum deep inside you. I say if you can offer me this sort of service on a regular basis I am sure I can secure your job. You say that's fine by me as you had always wanted to fuck me but just never got round to ask

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8803 on: 29 February 2016, 11:31:03 am »
UN.FUCKING.BELIEVABLE!!!

See above email from the guy first, I sent a polite reply saying Non.......heres the response!!!

Thank you for the polite reply.
The role play was just an idea and certainly not essential.
There was no intention on my part to upset you in any way, the Bareback element of the role play I am sure you would agree adds immensely to the spontaneity and excitement of the whole experience.
As a Company Director and one who does not take risks easily I can say I feel more secure with you as you have said initially NO. If you had said yes immediately I would have been dubious to say the very least. I can assure you that recently I undertook a very very thorough medical for work for World Travel Insurance as I travel a lot and part of the Medical was checking for STI my medical came back with the all clear. However I do not have any paperwork, certificates for this as they are the property of the Insurance company who initiated them. I respectfully ask that you at least consider what I have said and the fact that I really am genuine and I would love to see you.
There are many that offer this service you are right however they offer it to anyone anywhere anytime and are therefore NOT safe, I asked you because like me you are safe.

ps. I think its the only way you will save your job !!!!
« Last Edit: 29 February 2016, 11:33:19 am by Jezabel »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8804 on: 29 February 2016, 12:22:22 pm »
Special kind of stupid, Jezabel!  ::)
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde