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martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8685 on: 15 February 2016, 02:07:01 pm »
Haha he has said hes done it.

I aint in the mood for arseholes today so my response was quite abusive.

'Lmao what a frigging div.

Do you think i was born yesterday?

Read the sortcode and account number again.

Goes something like this

Fuckyou - Sortcode
Timewaster - account number.

If your gonna try and be a dickhead at least be clever about it you stupid c***'

Lol as i say; no patience. X
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8686 on: 15 February 2016, 02:10:36 pm »
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 12 February 2016, 03:12:30 pm
Quote from: Shewolf on 11 February 2016, 09:52:56 pm
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 11 February 2016, 07:13:30 pm
text last night:

"outcall now?" :FF :FF :FF

i.e you are less than an animal to me so I will refrain from using human niceties with you.

I had better. This morning when I woke up I saw on my phone this text:

"Now?"

Hahahaha. Are their fingers freezing or what????
I had "Outcall or incall?" On Saturday  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8687 on: 15 February 2016, 02:11:02 pm »
Quote from: MrsTomHardy on 15 February 2016, 02:07:01 pm
Haha he has said hes done it.

I aint in the mood for arseholes today so my response was quite abusive.

'Lmao what a frigging div.

Do you think i was born yesterday?

Read the sortcode and account number again.

Goes something like this

Fuckyou - Sortcode
Timewaster - account number.

If your gonna try and be a dickhead at least be clever about it you stupid c***'

Lol as i say; no patience. X

Ahhhhh  :D ;D Nice one! My only wish is that you played along a couple of times more, as in finding out where this imaginary trip was to and where he wanted to meet :D
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martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8688 on: 15 February 2016, 02:20:28 pm »
He did this last year you see cat.

Hes gone on to assure me hes not a time waster and to google (insert name) cos that's definitely him and he has lots of money and he can buy me all day long cos im 'two a penny'

Ill post a warning in reporting tws thread cos hes been at this a long time.

I mean come on mr money bags, find yourself some fresh meat  :FF :FF

Idiots we have to deal with, honestly! X
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8689 on: 15 February 2016, 02:32:55 pm »
Quote from: MrsTomHardy on 15 February 2016, 01:14:23 pm
'Hello can you do 5 days booking I am prepared to pay you ?80,000 I can give you ?40,000  straight away if you are available please get in touch thank you'

Had this today ^^

My response:

'Yes okay.

Put in my account then call.

Fu3ky0u - Sortcode
T1M3W4ST2R - Account number.

:)'

He actually replied 'will do, ill call you when its done'  :FF

Lol i had this as well. I didn't read it all. soon as I saw ?800000 i just delete straight away.
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martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8690 on: 15 February 2016, 02:37:46 pm »
They honest must think all we have to us is a bunch of holes and a pair of tits. Brains? Escorts? Escorts having brains? Neeeeever.  :FF
Lol x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8691 on: 16 February 2016, 12:08:29 am »
Quote from: MrsTomHardy on 15 February 2016, 01:14:23 pm
'Hello can you do 5 days booking I am prepared to pay you ?80,000 I can give you ?40,000  straight away if you are available please get in touch thank you'

Had this today ^^

My response:

'Yes okay.

Put in my account then call.

Fu3ky0u - Sortcode
T1M3W4ST2R - Account number.

:)'

He actually replied 'will do, ill call you when its done'  :FF

I've had this one, think I posted it in warnings a while back. Wants to discuss the imaginary trip to London and a Skype session after he supposedly transfers in front of you on Skype. I said the ?40k upfront isn't necessary, I'm happy with a ?100 deposit but it would have to be before I send any pics or Skype etc. He suddenly lost interest. Surprise!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8692 on: 16 February 2016, 12:26:09 am »
Whrn they send you sn arrogant message .... using their work email... i mean brains? Where are they.?! X
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Roxy101

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8693 on: 16 February 2016, 12:31:41 am »
Woke up to a lovely text this morning

'Are you u'

 ???

I almost replied with a

'No'

But thought otherwise and just saved him under 'idiot'
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8694 on: 16 February 2016, 10:11:57 am »
Received this text

I'm brian 24 huge 11inch lv to meet a lovely posh speaking mature who use filthy word weird reg but Iv u to kick me in balls wearing heels gets penis rock hard to fuck u good I stretch that juicy cunt u lv fucking it xx

I've listed him under "delusional prick".
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martine21

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8695 on: 16 February 2016, 10:37:04 am »
Quote from: mature helen on 16 February 2016, 10:11:57 am
stretch that juicy cunt

Thats actually vile  :FF
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8696 on: 16 February 2016, 02:20:30 pm »
Email this morning,

"I  just joined adultwork need some feedback to see another girl! can you help?"
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8697 on: 16 February 2016, 06:06:43 pm »
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"I  just joined adultwork need some feedback to see another girl! can you help?"
lol what an A hole!

All I've been saying to myself all day is " Please god, give me strength".

Time wasters is one thing but to get stupid texts and ongoing emails from clients you've seen before makes me think " is this really the same person"???

Got an email from a client I saw two weeks ago  -

Him " do you remember me? I was hoping we could meet up again - when do you think you might be free?

me " Of course I remember you. I'll be available from tomorrow.When were you looking to meet?

him " I'd love to know if you can tease me to the same extent a second time! But will have to wait til my monthly pension arrives!!!!!

Then today I recieved a text from him  -

Him " Hey sexy, would you like to say hello to my cock again"?when are you available

Me - Just let me know the time and day. I'll be available from Wednesday.

Him " What kind of time tomorrow baby?"  ....... :FF  :FF  :FF   I dont get it???? he was perfectly normal when I left him ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8698 on: 16 February 2016, 06:13:04 pm »
Quote from: fancypants on 16 February 2016, 06:06:43 pm
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"I  just joined adultwork need some feedback to see another girl! can you help?"
lol what an A hole!

All I've been saying to myself all day is " Please god, give me strength".

Time wasters is one thing but to get stupid texts and ongoing emails from clients you've seen before makes me think " is this really the same person"???

Got an email from a client I saw two weeks ago  -

Him " do you remember me? I was hoping we could meet up again - when do you think you might be free?

me " Of course I remember you. I'll be available from tomorrow.When were you looking to meet?

him " I'd love to know if you can tease me to the same extent a second time! But will have to wait til my monthly pension arrives!!!!!

Then today I recieved a text from him  -

Him " Hey sexy, would you like to say hello to my cock again"?when are you available

Me - Just let me know the time and day. I'll be available from Wednesday.

Him " What kind of time tomorrow baby?"  ....... :FF  :FF  :FF   I dont get it???? he was perfectly normal when I left him ???

Me, i would say "No thanks, it was horrible last time. Don't think I can manage again. Book someone else. " Lol. Gosh the baby thing makes my skin crawl. like ewwww, I am not your baby. We are not dating nor will we ever. use the baby for the wife not the the prostitute. I have never and will never see anyone that sees me as such and calls me by that vile name. I swear, I just gag and cringe when they say that :-X
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8699 on: 16 February 2016, 06:22:41 pm »
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Gosh the baby thing makes my skin crawl. like ewwww, I am not your baby. We are not dating nor will we ever.

Exactly!! the word baby makes my skin crawl just like wearing tights without shoes..eeww... tights rubbing against a carpeted floor ... shudder
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