Have you ever fancied a swingers club? I'm only 26 and can't find anyone to go with! X
 

 

txt :" do you fancy skyping or facetiming"

me: no

This made me chuckle last night, I'm guessing English isn't his 1st language;

"Hi Emma, I Carl how u i looking for a mega special women for a afternoon evening and poss nite if possible for fingers toys objects and willing to pay extra if u can get legs up behind head nice proper and i have own gyno chair too for kinky sessions."

He wants an acrobat who's willing to shove anything up her twat, any takers? It will be Mega & proper 

the bottom line is he actually   wants you to go out with him for a meal with  a catheter inserted.....

That actually made me wince just thinking about it   

I am just about ready to explode. I have been really struggling to answer the phone anyway for personal reasons. Then when I do answer I get every kind of moron idiot time waster and cheap skate.

The last one was the limit. He rang up pretended to be cut off believe me I know when it's deliberate.  Then texted asking about 15 minutes which I don't do. This was clear from a text that I'd already sent quoting rates. Then he tried to make out he would have paid for the hour  but could only stay for 15 minutes which was a blatant lie.

I blocked him but he was still trying to text back. He just didn't like the fact I'd caught him out. Annoyingly every now and then a blocked text comes through and one of his did saying that he was surprised  at my attitude!!!!!

I don't normally indulge in text exchanges  like this. Since this is the result if you encounter an annoying #%&! like this!

text last night:

"outcall now?"

He probably doesn't know English well. Had one message "Outcall?" i responded "You daft?" He then called me back and was struggling to form a sentence. Can't remember where he said he was from. Now whenever I get daft texts I assume they are mentally retarded or just can't speak english so I don't get as irritated as before. Better than thinking they are just being plain rude cuz that makes me mad. Poor things. I feel sorry for them sometimes.

Oh man I hate calls like that where they pretend to  have looked at your website