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TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8610 on: 07 February 2016, 11:05:24 am »
What does "rewarding meet" mean anyway? Lol Some of these guys think the "reward" is them.
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trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8611 on: 07 February 2016, 11:07:39 am »
Quote from: The_Lynx on 07 February 2016, 02:11:46 am
Quote from: Poppy_xx on 07 February 2016, 12:59:10 am
Just got a request for a two hour 'rewarding' car meet. Now. at 1am.

Two hour car meet.

Two. hour. car. meet.

Firstly I don't even offer car meets.  And secondly, how on earth would one fill ~two hours~ in a car? I can't think of anything less rewarding than being squashed into somebody's Nissan Micra for two sodding hours at silly o'clock in the morning.

30 mins is pretty much the only duration I will do in that setting. Dude probably doesn't know how cramped up he'd be. ;D

Hahahaha yes! He was actually very polite to be fair to him, I just think perhaps he was thinking with the brain downstairs rather than the one upstairs  ;D ::)

Quote from: TrashAzn on 07 February 2016, 11:05:24 am
What does "rewarding meet" mean anyway? Lol Some of these guys think the "reward" is them.

hahaha i know right  ;D wanted to say it'll be rewarding for you pal i'm sure but best not speculate as to how rewarding it would be for me, two hours in a car is bad enough on its own let alone whilst trying to be a 'rewarding' contortionist  ;D
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8612 on: 07 February 2016, 11:38:07 am »
I'm sick to death of men who call, talk about a booking in some depth - discussing a time, my rough location, etc - and THEN asking me what my rates are. They always say "Oh, that's fine" and then say something about getting back to me just as soon as they've checked their diary or whatever. I never hear from them again.

My rates are utterly ordinary for my area. In fact, quite a few ladies charge slightly more.

What are they fucking playing at?
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Suz

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8613 on: 07 February 2016, 11:53:35 am »
I find the more questions they ask the less likely they are to turn up!
I hate the calls that start ' alright babe' ( I hate being called Babe!)  How much dya charge?'
I had a guy yesterday that inundated me with calls and texts ,booked an hr then didn't show up!  :FF

There's one guy who's been texting me every day for the last few months. He usually 1bells the phone then 10 texts follow. I don't respond to texts ,so he's never ever had any response from me . I just find it a bit odd  ???
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8614 on: 07 February 2016, 11:54:44 am »
They are probably hoping that you will be so bowled over by their personality (false charm) over the phone that you will reduce your rate just for them.

First letter begins with K.

:) XX
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8615 on: 07 February 2016, 01:29:21 pm »
Quote from: TrashAzn on 07 February 2016, 11:05:24 am
What does "rewarding meet" mean anyway? Lol Some of these guys think the "reward" is them.

or the sex  ::) HA
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8616 on: 07 February 2016, 02:57:44 pm »
Had an email through AW last night asking if I could pick him from a railway station miles from where I live for a car meet as he's pretty sure I offer this service...only 4 things wrong with this.
1. I don't drive,
2. I don't do outcalls
3. I don't do car meets.
4. I don't like he didn't take 2 minutes to read my short profile and likes list.


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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8617 on: 07 February 2016, 03:28:16 pm »
Just checked AW and I have another gem of an email asking if I would entertain two young guys in their mid twenties for some "spit roasting" and "tag" fun. Totally not my thing I don't do young guys or see two guys at once. Sometimes I Have to hold myself from replying READ MY F~CKING PROFILE YOU KNOB!!! 
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8618 on: 08 February 2016, 02:15:58 pm »
Hi, I'm an Italian guy, I have an office job but I've been into the adult industry as published actor (you can see the video (link) model, webcammer and escort. I'm also a swinger and I attend parties. I'm looking for a new partner for collaborations, working together as couple, and/or webcam sessions together and or taking pictures and videos to sell on adultwork. Would you be interested?
I'm not a time waster, I'm serious, reliable, healthy, and professional.
I hope to find a partner I can trust and that can trust me, a friend that is willing to enlarge her business
Please let me know and I'm sorry If I've offended you
Thanks
 
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MandyVine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8619 on: 08 February 2016, 03:08:48 pm »
Quote from: Poppy_xx on 07 February 2016, 12:59:10 am
Just got a request for a two hour 'rewarding' car meet. Now. at 1am.

Two hour car meet.

Two. hour. car. meet.

Firstly I don't even offer car meets.  And secondly, how on earth would one fill ~two hours~ in a car? I can't think of anything less rewarding than being squashed into somebody's Nissan Micra for two sodding hours at silly o'clock in the morning.

I had a regular push me for a car session.  When we talked it through he explained that it was partly "reliving his youth" and partly the "risk of getting caught." 

I think I can read him pretty well and he was quite animated giving the second answer. It seems that the risk of getting caught having public sex excites some while personally it's something I strive to avoid.
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8620 on: 08 February 2016, 03:21:39 pm »
The amount of people asking for a "quick" bj for stupid prices recently has gone sky high.

So when I got "hey how much for quick oral?" I couldn't resist replying with the same as a long oral.

 ;)
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8621 on: 08 February 2016, 04:11:38 pm »
Quote from: hannah13 on 08 February 2016, 03:21:39 pm
The amount of people asking for a "quick" bj for stupid prices recently has gone sky high.

So when I got "hey how much for quick oral?" I couldn't resist replying with the same as a long oral.

 ;)

It's so bad. I've said so many things to them along the lines of,"sure my bf gives a good bj but for that price he would want to shit in your mouth too" ;D ;D ;D
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fancypants

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8622 on: 08 February 2016, 05:10:00 pm »

Received this email

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Hiya..I am a nice guy with my own business working internationally and lots of eclectic interests. I enjoy to meet occasionally with intelligent girls who I may equally meet in a work environment or on my travels.

 As I'm usually in charge in my professional life I like to explore a little power exchange, and in that respect I'm looking for someone who would enjoy a girl friend experience but who would also like to take a little more control. I enjoy the contrast between public and private persona:

 I enjoy to share a drink and chat in my hotel bar before having a sophisticated lady ask me if I will pleasure her bottom with my tongue and allow her to do watersports in my mouth; If the chemistry is right I'd let you do hardsports in my mouth too...that is just an amazing experience for both. I know this idea does intrigue some women... I wondered if you may be interested.... perhaps get back to me
  :-X  :FF

 
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8623 on: 08 February 2016, 08:11:27 pm »
Quote from: fancypants on 08 February 2016, 05:10:00 pm

Received this email

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Hiya..I am a nice guy with my own business working internationally and lots of eclectic interests. I enjoy to meet occasionally with intelligent girls who I may equally meet in a work environment or on my travels.

 As I'm usually in charge in my professional life I like to explore a little power exchange, and in that respect I'm looking for someone who would enjoy a girl friend experience but who would also like to take a little more control. I enjoy the contrast between public and private persona:

 I enjoy to share a drink and chat in my hotel bar before having a sophisticated lady ask me if I will pleasure her bottom with my tongue and allow her to do watersports in my mouth; If the chemistry is right I'd let you do hardsports in my mouth too...that is just an amazing experience for both. I know this idea does intrigue some women... I wondered if you may be interested.... perhaps get back to me
  :-X  :FF
Oh I  would love to shit in their mouth, only thing that stops me doing it is the fact that they will enjoy it ::)
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8624 on: 08 February 2016, 08:25:35 pm »
Quote from: Jessica201 on 08 February 2016, 08:11:27 pm

Oh I  would love to shit in their mouth, only thing that stops me doing it is the fact that they will enjoy it ::)


Another escort that I know used to charge a minimum of an extra ?70 for it, apparently its a very sought after thing and some clients will pay loads for this...I do wee in their mouths if they ask but just couldn't do poo for any amount of money.
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