Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2594717 times)

BibiofLeeds · « **Reply #8580 on:** 02 February 2016, 08:11:44 pm »

Its funny cos it used to traditionally be wanker wednesdays for me.However the last 2 Mondays have been Moron Mondays.Always found Tuesdays ok.

Aqua Allegoria · « **Reply #8581 on:** 02 February 2016, 08:13:50 pm »

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Persistent caller that I'm ignoring on purpose then text "Fucking ring me!"

LMAO!!!! Quite a charm this one!
I'm in a foul mood today anyway, text him back "Phone you?" He called back I answered just to get it out my system, he said "What are your prices?"

Let me guess, he's your first booking for tomorrow right?! Hahaha
It's Saint Moron today:)
Oh yes I jumped at the opportunity! I think Tuesdays should be an official holiday for prostitutes, it never fails to be a day of idiots for me x

Well I just missed quite an opportunity myself.
A moron called me calling me by a different name, you can tell by the voice when they do it on purpose, not by mistake. I say I'm afraid he's got the wrong number and suddenly the darling remembers *my* name and wants now, immediately, he lives nearby.

Yeah. Sure. Ciao.

Nia Hope · « **Reply #8582 on:** 02 February 2016, 08:17:20 pm »

Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 02 February 2016, 08:11:44 pm

Its funny cos it used to traditionally be wanker wednesdays for me.However the last 2 Mondays have been Moron Mondays.Always found Tuesdays ok.

Yes used to be moron Monday and that passed, then wanker Wednesday for a bit, for a while it was waster week! But no it's defiantly officially now tosser Tuesday x

Aqua Allegoria · « **Reply #8583 on:** 02 February 2016, 08:18:13 pm »

Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 02 February 2016, 08:11:44 pm

Its funny cos it used to traditionally be wanker wednesdays for me.However the last 2 Mondays have been Moron Mondays.Always found Tuesdays ok.

I would normally say Wednesday too however there's something in the air, an increasingly high percentage of moron-isity in the atmosphere coming down towards the British Isles, the winds are blowing strong and the pollution is high...

BibiofLeeds · « **Reply #8584 on:** 02 February 2016, 08:22:54 pm »

Lol I just had the same thing!He rang and asked if he could speak to Tara.Told him he had the wrong number and put the phone down.He rang back and asked 'Are you the escort?' I replied 'Excuse me?I have a name'..'Oh is that bibi (pronounced it byebye?!?).I said it is certainly bye bye from me..you rang and asked if I was Tara a minute ago how disrespectful!'

Nia Hope · « **Reply #8585 on:** 02 February 2016, 08:27:02 pm »

Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 February 2016, 08:18:13 pm

Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 02 February 2016, 08:11:44 pm
Its funny cos it used to traditionally be wanker wednesdays for me.However the last 2 Mondays have been Moron Mondays.Always found Tuesdays ok.

I would normally say Wednesday too however there's something in the air, an increasingly high percentage of moron-isity in the atmosphere coming down towards the British Isles, the winds are blowing strong and the pollution is high...

Batton down the hatches and send out a national warning now! Moronisity is rife in the British Isles! Moronisity is the best word I've heard for ages Aqua, I'm laughing out loud as the saying goes

Aqua Allegoria · « **Reply #8586 on:** 02 February 2016, 09:20:56 pm »

Quote from: Nia Hope on 02 February 2016, 08:27:02 pm

Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 February 2016, 08:18:13 pm
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 02 February 2016, 08:11:44 pm
Its funny cos it used to traditionally be wanker wednesdays for me.However the last 2 Mondays have been Moron Mondays.Always found Tuesdays ok.

I would normally say Wednesday too however there's something in the air, an increasingly high percentage of moron-isity in the atmosphere coming down towards the British Isles, the winds are blowing strong and the pollution is high...
Batton down the hatches and send out a national warning now! Moronisity is rife in the British Isles! Moronisity is the best word I've heard for ages Aqua, I'm laughing out loud as the saying goes

We're lucky:) We still have each other while the wind is blowing:))))

Stop peeing Nia unless you got a watersports special:)))

Nia Hope · « **Reply #8587 on:** 02 February 2016, 09:31:56 pm »

Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 February 2016, 09:20:56 pm

Quote from: Nia Hope on 02 February 2016, 08:27:02 pm
Quote from: Aqua Allegoria on 02 February 2016, 08:18:13 pm
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 02 February 2016, 08:11:44 pm
Its funny cos it used to traditionally be wanker wednesdays for me.However the last 2 Mondays have been Moron Mondays.Always found Tuesdays ok.

I would normally say Wednesday too however there's something in the air, an increasingly high percentage of moron-isity in the atmosphere coming down towards the British Isles, the winds are blowing strong and the pollution is high...
Batton down the hatches and send out a national warning now! Moronisity is rife in the British Isles! Moronisity is the best word I've heard for ages Aqua, I'm laughing out loud as the saying goes

We're lucky:) We still have each other while the wind is blowing:))))

Stop peeing Nia unless you got a watersports special:)))

I NEVER pee unless I'm getting paid x

trashbaby · « **Reply #8588 on:** 03 February 2016, 05:47:40 pm »

Hi there!

I went to loughborough uni to study physiotherapy and have just returned from Australia. I need volunteers to try reflexology (basically a foot massage) and would like to offer this to you for free? I really need the feedback and practice which would help me a lot. There is already feedback on my page

Please do let me know if it is something that would appeal for you? I'm happy to answer any questions you may have.

Hope to hear from you soon,

Thanks! :-) x

P.s. apologies if I've previously messaged you

Wow what an offer. Yes, foot-fetishist, you can have my time for free and of COURSE I don't mind that you've copy pasted this and sent it to so many hookers you've lost track

Hannaah · « **Reply #8589 on:** 03 February 2016, 06:10:38 pm »

Hello there, would it be possible for us to do a passionate and sensual nappy exchange?"

Ummmmm.

englishrebecca121 · « **Reply #8590 on:** 03 February 2016, 07:00:08 pm »

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Aqua Allegoria · « **Reply #8591 on:** 03 February 2016, 07:11:38 pm »

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I'm voting for this one to be our Official Number One!!!!!

Hahaha!!!!

Aqua Allegoria · « **Reply #8592 on:** 03 February 2016, 07:18:18 pm »

A guy who considers himself as my regular (I saw him twice in one year ffs!) sends me a text. A veeeeryyy loooong text.

The way it goes is more or less: he may be in my area tonight or tomorrow evening, can't tell yet for sure, but suppose he is in my area would I be available for a booking say somewhere between 4pm and 10pm. It'll be really short notice and not to worry he remembers where I live so if I could just let him know if I'm available.

Errrr. Available precisely WHEN, you moron?

MandyVine · « **Reply #8593 on:** 03 February 2016, 09:47:15 pm »

Aqua, those are the kinds of texts that have me scratching my head and wondering how the H they actually function enough to make it through the day...

Roxy101 · « **Reply #8594 on:** 04 February 2016, 09:31:47 am »

Woke up to a lovely email this morning:

'Hi there, are you willing to receive vaginal fisting for a lot of donation?'

A lot of donation? I don't do vaginal fisting for my normal rate, let alone 'a lot of donation'.

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