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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8550 on: 29 January 2016, 05:07:51 pm »
11 withheld calls and 5 texts in just over an hour. The last text saying you've seen me before so if you answer you'll know who I am. (Why not just tell me who it is?)

Scarey to think you've actually got down and personal with this person haha! Or maybe he is bullshitting on that one...x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8551 on: 29 January 2016, 06:04:55 pm »

Scarey to think you've actually got down and personal with this person haha! Or maybe he is bullshitting on that one...x

I have a slight idea who it is and if I'm correct I banned him after over 70 calls and 30 texts in 90 minutes once.  :o

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8552 on: 29 January 2016, 07:51:27 pm »
Me (answering phone): hello?
Bellend: hi, which one are you?
... Phone down and block

How do these dicks ever get a booking?

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8553 on: 29 January 2016, 07:55:38 pm »
A while ago I had a guy call me and talk to me in...Russian. He calls and starts talking so I reply in English, he keeps talking in Russian, I try French, he keeps his Russian. So I hang up he calls back and there I was in the middle of the street yelling to him "I don't bloody gavariche so speak English please"

Sorry I got no idea how "gavariche" spells.

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8554 on: 29 January 2016, 07:57:45 pm »
just turned my phone on and 5 minutes later a call comes through from a bloke barely able to string a sentence together, sounding really drunk and asking if i'm from an area, to be fair, only a few miles from where i am.

his opener "hiya you an escort aye?"  followed by some unintelligible garbled bollocks.   asked him to repeat and i simply can't make him out.  i used to be fluent in drunkenese, but no idea what he was trying to ask.
hung up after saying i wouldn't be able to take his booking

Aye Captain:)))

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8555 on: 29 January 2016, 08:53:30 pm »
A while ago I had a guy call me and talk to me in...Russian. He calls and starts talking so I reply in English, he keeps talking in Russian, I try French, he keeps his Russian. So I hang up he calls back and there I was in the middle of the street yelling to him "I don't bloody gavariche so speak English please"

Sorry I got no idea how "gavariche" spells.

Haha I know a little Russian so would've been ok unless he spoke very fast. Damm wish I had a cyrillic keyboard now so I could show how it was spelt!

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8556 on: 30 January 2016, 03:39:30 pm »
This one.
My phone rings.
I pick up saying hello.
The moron hangs up.
3 seconds later the moron sends me a text message. Which is empty... Ha!

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8557 on: 30 January 2016, 06:23:29 pm »
Oh I just remembered this one!

Last week I'm on the phone with a (seemingly) normal older client.
Who informs me this will be his *first* ever visit to an escort.
We confirm the day, the hour. Then he says " ok let's make it 1.5 hour but just to make sure you won't be clock watching all the time, the WG I saw last month was checking the time every five seconds"...




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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8558 on: 30 January 2016, 06:36:04 pm »
Oh I just remembered this one!

Last week I'm on the phone with a (seemingly) normal older client.
Who informs me this will be his *first* ever visit to an escort.
We confirm the day, the hour. Then he says " ok let's make it 1.5 hour but just to make sure you won't be clock watching all the time, the WG I saw last month was checking the time every five seconds"...

Hahaha! Busted!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8559 on: 31 January 2016, 09:11:34 am »
[it is 12am. I am still awake for some reason. Phone beeps]

him: u free
Him: want outcall

Me: sorry I'm not working tonight.

Him: can't u make an exception
Him: iv got cash

[an hour passes]

Him: whore

Who, me?? Never!  ::)

Roxy101

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8560 on: 31 January 2016, 11:55:28 am »
Call up sounding exactly like my recently ex-boyfriend. Making me freak out, take my profile down and lose two days of work after paying for a room for two days.

Eventually found out it wasn't my ex. Just a guy who sounded exactly like him over the phone  :FF. the poor guy must think I'm a right fruit loop.

X
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Linzi Dawn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8561 on: 31 January 2016, 03:32:23 pm »
any of you girls received this email?



Afternoon...

Just rejoined AW. I was on here a while back, but have been a good boy ;) Looking for some fun before I get married and would ideally preferably an ongoing sugar baby relationship in London and with a few trips away. English, handsome (no pics on here in case the wifey sees, but I can send some pics),

Not wanting to sound arrogant or full of it, but I am pretty confident I am one of the better looking gents on here. I work very hard and have been reasonably successful from it, but hopefully a lot more to come in my career and business. Work hard, play harder....

First meet; a few hrs, fun, games and fucking and we can discuss an ongoing sugar baby thing if we click. I can be very generous if you are the right baby for me (i.e. naughty, fun, like a drink, a laugh, champagne and getting naked). My last "relationship" on a similar site was ?3000 a month, but it varied up and down depending on how often we met. My last baby was just over a year and prefer something longer, but casual. We met in nice hotels in London, sunny weekends away and no pressure fun times....

Would need to be unprotected so I need assurances and proof that you are clean and tested as I have a wifey to be.....I am very clean and in a relationship. I have recent results from Harley St. You would also not be able to sleep with anyone else unprotected during our ?relationship?.

I'm not into lots and lots of emails as busy with work so if this is of interest would rather meet sooner rather than later and get on with life...

Fun, games, champagne and nakedness? What will it take to get you out for a party.....?

xx

Ps. I have been told I am hot. If you saw me in a bar you might ;) Check put my pics and feedback....
 

trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8562 on: 31 January 2016, 03:36:32 pm »
Wow what an OFFER! A freebie bareback meet and then he MIGHT bestow his company upon you again.  What are you waiting for?????

 :FF ::) ;D

Aqua Allegoria

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8563 on: 31 January 2016, 06:14:12 pm »
any of you girls received this email?



Afternoon...

Just rejoined AW. I was on here a while back, but have been a good boy ;) Looking for some fun before I get married and would ideally preferably an ongoing sugar baby relationship in London and with a few trips away. English, handsome (no pics on here in case the wifey sees, but I can send some pics),

Not wanting to sound arrogant or full of it, but I am pretty confident I am one of the better looking gents on here. I work very hard and have been reasonably successful from it, but hopefully a lot more to come in my career and business. Work hard, play harder....

First meet; a few hrs, fun, games and fucking and we can discuss an ongoing sugar baby thing if we click. I can be very generous if you are the right baby for me (i.e. naughty, fun, like a drink, a laugh, champagne and getting naked). My last "relationship" on a similar site was ?3000 a month, but it varied up and down depending on how often we met. My last baby was just over a year and prefer something longer, but casual. We met in nice hotels in London, sunny weekends away and no pressure fun times....

Would need to be unprotected so I need assurances and proof that you are clean and tested as I have a wifey to be.....I am very clean and in a relationship. I have recent results from Harley St. You would also not be able to sleep with anyone else unprotected during our ?relationship?.

I'm not into lots and lots of emails as busy with work so if this is of interest would rather meet sooner rather than later and get on with life...

Fun, games, champagne and nakedness? What will it take to get you out for a party.....?

xx

Ps. I have been told I am hot. If you saw me in a bar you might ;) Check put my pics and feedback....

I had him! But quite a while ago...
Crap he must be really picky if he's still looking:))))

Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8564 on: 31 January 2016, 08:56:49 pm »
I can be very generous if you are the right baby for me...
This just sounds creepy to me, like he's actually referring to a baby.
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.