I once directed a client up to my 5th floor apartment only for him to text me and ask if he should use the lift...I was very tempted to text him back and say 'No make like the milk tray man and scale up the wall.'

Whenever guys ask 'am I free' I'm tempted to answer No I'm very expensive!

In reality they usually get ignored.

I sometimes reply with 'No I'm never free but I might be available, when did you want to book me for?'

Quote from: katrina on 19 January 2016, 11:45:02 pm

Quote from: Jezabel on 19 January 2016, 11:42:05 pm

Whenever guys ask 'am I free' I'm tempted to answer No I'm very expensive!

In reality they usually get ignored.

I sometimes reply with 'No I'm never free but I might be available, when did you want to book me for?'

Yes if its on the phone I will try sometimes to pin them down to a date and time and 9/10 guess what they seem strangely unable to commit...

Another one bugs me "are you around today" or "are you around this week" or "are you around next week" Its so fucking vague and annoying, I feel like replying with, well I am currently alive and well,  but you never know I might get struck down by lightning, have a heart attack, fall down stairs and be crippled for life any time now, so when exactly did you want to book me,  and for how long?


Also the "What time do you start in a morning" I've said to a few , well it all depends when I get a booking as I can't really start on my own now can I?!! ffs lol

But also the deeeetaiils guys. I get that some ads have limited info but hell my website is on every ad!

Had one like that just now. I don't mind a (very) brief outline of what I do but they are never content with that. So when I asked where did you see me advertised surprise surprise I got on the internet thinks no really that narrows it down, thanks!. Then he asks am I free this morning, well given that its 11.50am, no.....

Bloke rings asking for an hour in like 20 mins time.He then asks what makes me an expert at oral,what do I do differently to other girls...told him funnily enough I wouldn't know how other girls suck cock but I get told time and again that I am very good at oral in particular.He umms and aahs so I ask him if he wants me to describe how I give a bj,he says yes..er that isn't going to happen..booking declined!

*saves number as RUDE NOSY TW DON'T ANSWER*

Or as RUDE NOSY TW....NO. 1!!!

As soon as the question of Have you got kids was asked the phone would have gone down.

I would have hung up after the first two. Anything other than "Are you available between this and this time?" is already wasting my time. For everything else there is a description on my profile so they don't need to ask pointless questions. After they take a booking I may take questions related to the booking such as meeting point location and what to do when they arrive.