Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2594734 times)

BibiofLeeds · « **Reply #8460 on:** 18 January 2016, 06:51:18 pm »

Had scores of idiots today.First a bloke rang and sleazy asked if he could be my baby...then I had a bloke text and ask if I was English confirmed I was and he asked if I saw older black men confirmed I do and then he then asked to see me tomorrow and felt the need to tell me he was very big though..I called his bluff and said we will leave it then I don't like big willows and don't like blokes who feel the need to text me about it.He replied with 'I only want a massage'..so why mention it then?
I later had a bloke ring and ask what sort of massages I do.Told him I'm an escort offering GFE..oh no he says I just want a massage.So why ring a hooked who doesn't advertise it then?

The_Lynx · « **Reply #8461 on:** 18 January 2016, 07:08:20 pm »

Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 18 January 2016, 06:51:18 pm

I called his bluff and said we will leave it then I don't like big willows and don't like blokes who feel the need to text me about it.

Big willows?

Jezabel · « **Reply #8462 on:** 18 January 2016, 07:20:52 pm »

Quote from: The_Lynx on 18 January 2016, 07:08:20 pm

Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 18 January 2016, 06:51:18 pm
I called his bluff and said we will leave it then I don't like big willows and don't like blokes who feel the need to text me about it.

Big willows?

Oh god that made me laugh I'm sure it was a typo, meaning big willies!

Shewolf · « **Reply #8463 on:** 18 January 2016, 08:49:23 pm »

Text convo:

HIM: Hi bbe, are you available on Sunday
ME: Depends who's asking. What is your username?
HIM: Don't have one...what are your services?
ME: Why don't you call me and we can have a chat...
HIM: No I am too embarrassed
ME: Why?
HIM: If my parents catch me chatting to an escort, they will kick off.
...............5 mins later..............
HIM: Even though I am 25!
HIM: Do you do strap on
BLOCK.

Do you reckon this was a wind up?

The_Lynx · « **Reply #8464 on:** 18 January 2016, 08:52:37 pm »

Quote from: Shewolf on 18 January 2016, 08:49:23 pm

HIM: If my parents catch me chatting to an escort, they will kick off.
...............5 mins later..............
HIM: Even though I am 25!
HIM: Do you do strap on
BLOCK.

Do you reckon this was a wind up?

Considering how common it is for 20-somethings to live at home these days, I doubt it.

Shewolf · « **Reply #8465 on:** 18 January 2016, 08:56:38 pm »

Why he can't just go out of the house though beats me

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KittenCandy · « **Reply #8466 on:** 18 January 2016, 11:04:01 pm »

Quote from: Roxy101 on 16 January 2016, 12:12:45 pm

I can tell That I'm really in for it today with idiots...

Idiot: Bb I wish 12pm is ok ??

Idiot: waiting for text or I like phone call darling

Idiot: Bb can u meet with me plz? I wait because I don't know

Me: sorry I'm fully booked today

Idiot: ok bb just why u txt me can I intresed booking u time??

And I keep getting a call from someone I've been ignoring for over a year now. Every day he just lets it call through once so it comes up on my phone that I have a missed call. I only saw him once. He was a bit creepy and had a warning on here so I didn't see him again. And he won't leave me alone!

I so know the feeling. Been getting texts from an idiot since November. I was put off my him when he called me babe but thought I would give him a chance so politely told him to stop, to which he did. Anyways, switched my phone on as wasn't working for a while to receive a bunch of texts from him.

"Hi are you working?"
"Hi are you free?"
"Hello?"
"Rebecca?"
"Are you free today?"
"I'm in the area today and want to see you"
Then couple missed calls. Then more texts. This has been going on almost every day for the past two months, checking by the date as my phone is never on when I am not working.

I put him down as do not see as I think this persistent texting is a bit clingy/needy/psycho. Now I want to tell him I am not working or say some lie. But would he stop? I just want him to stop texting me

My phone hasn't got a blocking feature. This is kinda psycho. No? Why do they do this?

katrina · « **Reply #8467 on:** 19 January 2016, 12:02:51 am »

Quote from: Jessica201 on 18 January 2016, 11:04:01 pm

Quote from: Roxy101 on 16 January 2016, 12:12:45 pm
I can tell That I'm really in for it today with idiots...

Idiot: Bb I wish 12pm is ok ??

Idiot: waiting for text or I like phone call darling

Idiot: Bb can u meet with me plz? I wait because I don't know

Me: sorry I'm fully booked today

Idiot: ok bb just why u txt me can I intresed booking u time??

And I keep getting a call from someone I've been ignoring for over a year now. Every day he just lets it call through once so it comes up on my phone that I have a missed call. I only saw him once. He was a bit creepy and had a warning on here so I didn't see him again. And he won't leave me alone!

I so know the feeling. Been getting texts from an idiot since November. I was put off my him when he called me babe but thought I would give him a chance so politely told him to stop, to which he did. Anyways, switched my phone on as wasn't working for a while to receive a bunch of texts from him.

"Hi are you working?"
"Hi are you free?"
"Hello?"
"Rebecca?"
"Are you free today?"
"I'm in the area today and want to see you"
Then couple missed calls. Then more texts. This has been going on almost every day for the past two months, checking by the date as my phone is never on when I am not working.

I put him down as do not see as I think this persistent texting is a bit clingy/needy/psycho. Now I want to tell him I am not working or I am fully booked for rest of the month or say some lie. But would he stop? I just want him to stop texting me My phone hasn't got a blocking feature. This is kinda psycho. No? Why do they do this?

I've had quite a few like this, I try ignoring, but when it becomes persistent I sometimes answer and say politely "Sorry I'm fully booked for the rest of this week" and/or "Sorry I don't work anymore" then "Please stop texting/contacting me or I will call the police". Then totally ignore. They do eventually move on to some other poor soul.

I had a guy book me for a Saturday night at 9pm about a year ago, he confirmed the booking by 5pm and then didn't turn up. I just got dressed went home, ignored as I do and stored him as no show. He kept calling and texting me literally every other day asking for a booking as if nothing had happened! He eventually stopped after literally about 10 months.

Chanel xxx · « **Reply #8468 on:** 19 January 2016, 10:22:19 pm »

I just got this text. I'm so confused? What has this got to do with escorting?

"hi love are you free now? Tell me please is it possible if I spit on your face for 15 min? Nothing else

Shewolf · « **Reply #8469 on:** 19 January 2016, 10:24:45 pm »

He clearly gets off on humiliating women.

Nice one.

TrashAzn · « **Reply #8470 on:** 19 January 2016, 10:42:11 pm »

Quote from: Chanel xxx on 19 January 2016, 10:22:19 pm

I just got this text. I'm so confused? What has this got to do with escorting?

"hi love are you free now? Tell me please is it possible if I spit on your face for 15 min? Nothing else

I'd tell him if he pays me my hourly rate he can do it. Doubt he would text back lol. If somebody actually wanted to pay me for that I'd do it though that's easy stuff. Kind of gross but it won't hurt and I don't have to have sex with them I love those jobs.

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #8471 on:** 19 January 2016, 10:52:33 pm »

Quote from: Chanel xxx on 19 January 2016, 10:22:19 pm

I just got this text. I'm so confused? What has this got to do with escorting?

"hi love are you free now? Tell me please is it possible if I spit on your face for 15 min? Nothing else

He wants to spit on your face for 15 mins. It's a sexual service. Some ladies offer this (both ways or one way). He gets off on spitting on ladies' faces.

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #8472 on:** 19 January 2016, 10:54:36 pm »

Quote from: TrashAzn on 19 January 2016, 10:42:11 pm

Quote from: Chanel xxx on 19 January 2016, 10:22:19 pm
I just got this text. I'm so confused? What has this got to do with escorting?

"hi love are you free now? Tell me please is it possible if I spit on your face for 15 min? Nothing else

I'd tell him if he pays me my hourly rate he can do it. Doubt he would text back lol. If somebody actually wanted to pay me for that I'd do it though that's easy stuff. Kind of gross but it won't hurt and I don't have to have sex with them I love those jobs.

I wouldn't. Someone deliberately spitting on my face once - YUCK. Doing it for 15 mins? Fuck off.

HOWEVER - lots of ladies offer a sub or PSE service and would happily do this for the paying client.

katrina · « **Reply #8473 on:** 19 January 2016, 11:21:47 pm »

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 19 January 2016, 10:52:33 pm

Quote from: Chanel xxx on 19 January 2016, 10:22:19 pm
I just got this text. I'm so confused? What has this got to do with escorting?

"hi love are you free now? Tell me please is it possible if I spit on your face for 15 min? Nothing else

He wants to spit on your face for 15 mins. It's a sexual service. Some ladies offer this (both ways or one way). He gets off on spitting on ladies' faces.

I occasionally have clients who, (in domination bookings) want me to spit in their face, open their mouth and spit in it now and again, slap them in the face (not too hard as to mark) and get right in their face and verbally abuse them, I don't mind to a certain level doing it as that's what they want. I once had a client who wanted me to mostly just spit in his face and mouth for the full hour and keep rubbing it all over, I didn't enjoy it at all so never accepted a booking off him again.

In the few bookings where I'm the sub ( in a roleplay scenario) I make it clear at the start that spitting in my face, or slapping my face isn't allowed in any way. If anyone spat in my face or slapped my face in any situation I would seriously punch them hard in theirs.

curvywench · « **Reply #8474 on:** 19 January 2016, 11:28:45 pm »

Client today parks outside house and rings to check he is in right place

Sigh... you followed my totally perfect directions to the letter ... yes you are..

Well will I come up to the front door? ( my house is a bungalow, fully fenced off either side)
I replied yes unless you want to scale the 8 ft high fencing, argue with the 3 dobermans on the other side of the fence and try get access thru the locked back door, then yes the front door is usually the best way to come in

muppet

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