I get an email asking for my next availability. On Thursday I have an hours booking at 2pm and no other plans so I tell him I'm free noon - 1pm and 4pm - midnight.
He asks for Thurs at 2pm. I tell him no. Then he asks for Thurs at 1pm. I tell him I am free UNTIL 1pm. Then he asks for Thurs at 11am.
WTF part of noon - 1pm and 4pm - midnight was unclear???
Then he just tells me to book him in whenever I like, so I tell him Thurs at 4pm and give him my number to text confirmation to on Thurs morning. I don't even bother writing it in the diary I'm so sure he's not going to show. Predictably, no confirmation text arrives by noon on Thurs.
Then on Friday morn he emails to say he's confirming for his 4pm booking. I tell him it was yesterday. He emails back that he lost my number and emailed to confirm, claiming he sent that previous email on Thurs morning. Then he asks when he can rebook.

How do people like this manage to get dressed in the morning, srsly?

I take only same day bookings unless somebody is very clear. I would sent him once again the number and tell him to call one hour before he wants to come or the time its suits you.

Quote from: Nova on 08 January 2016, 08:31:47 pm

I get an email asking for my next availability. On Thursday I have an hours booking at 2pm and no other plans so I tell him I'm free noon - 1pm and 4pm - midnight.
He asks for Thurs at 2pm. I tell him no. Then he asks for Thurs at 1pm. I tell him I am free UNTIL 1pm. Then he asks for Thurs at 11am.
WTF part of noon - 1pm and 4pm - midnight was unclear???
Then he just tells me to book him in whenever I like, so I tell him Thurs at 4pm and give him my number to text confirmation to on Thurs morning. I don't even bother writing it in the diary I'm so sure he's not going to show. Predictably, no confirmation text arrives by noon on Thurs.
Then on Friday morn he emails to say he's confirming for his 4pm booking. I tell him it was yesterday. He emails back that he lost my number and emailed to confirm, claiming he sent that previous email on Thurs morning. Then he asks when he can rebook.

How do people like this manage to get dressed in the morning, srsly?

Ah, this is such a bug-bear of mine, I tell people I'm free until e.g 4pm and some will reply "so does the booking have to end by that time?" or "can I have 4pm". I'm never sure what part of from and until is so hard to understand. Do these people show up at shops at their closing time and expect to be served (actually, they probably do...)

Its because they want you to think that somehow they are not actually clients, but someone extra special so you will treat them as such and drop your other commitments/whole life to accommodate them  and their stupidly over inflated ego's !! This is because NOBODY at all in their actual life would find them important enough to do that. (rolls eyes) 

A text on 6th December "Hows Kat?"   *ignored*


Then yesterday at 11.30am (when it said clearly on my front page of profile that I wasn't available at all on Thursday 14th Jan:


Him: "Can't talk can I come at 12 today?"

Me : Sorry I'm out of Sheffield all day, back tomorrow"

Him: I'm working not far from you"

Me: And...

Him: Wanted an hour session !"

Me: Well I've just told you that I'm out of Sheffield all day!!"



For fuck sake what part of not available doesn't he understand?!! Was he expecting me to just cancel my planned family day out, dash back to Sheffield on a whim of his just because he happened to be nearby with a hard on!!

2 texts at around 7:15 this morning first text telling me how gorgeous I am and we should meet he then sent me a picture of himself (his face) does he think he found me on a dating site?!?I find guys who send me pics of themselves more funny than the ones who send cock pics.

This text exchange this morning: (from someone saved on my phone because he tried to book before but I was fully booked)

Idiot: hello Hun, are you free at all today? X

Me: I am, I can do any time between x-x

Idiot:okay, great, where are your incalls today?

Me: *gives post code*

Idiot: Hun, If i do half an hour can I cum more than once if it's quickly? X

Me: you can indeed.

Idiot: just looked at your prices, any chance of a deal. I can be there in 45 mins? X

Me: sorry, I'm now fully booked today.

Idiot: haha

Idiot: sorry I asked

Idiot: how about for full price?   


He's now on my phone as idiot discount chaser. Even if I'd then agreed to see him at full price he wouldn't have turned up and if he had I would have had a sour mood towards him.

X

Hi love. Are you available? I have very unusual fetish about pissing on somerhing in your room. Is it possible? Thanks.

I can tell That I'm really in for it today with idiots...

Idiot: Bb I wish 12pm is ok ??

Idiot: waiting for text or I like phone call darling

Idiot: Bb can u meet with me plz? I wait because I don't know

Me: sorry I'm fully booked today

Idiot: ok bb just why u txt me  can I intresed booking u time??



And I keep getting a call from someone I've been ignoring for over a year now. Every day he just lets it call through once so it comes up on my phone that I have a missed call. I only saw him once. He was a bit creepy and had a warning on here so I didn't see him again. And he won't leave me alone! 

Roxy, why are answering them then? You hope that he will be booking and turning up or you just bored or something? If I don't see proper text with the name, time of the date and so, I don't answer and I have a clean mind far away from these idiots! I would go crazy if I would answer all of them!!!

This text received twice yesterday Hi would love to try to explain myself if that's OK am very shy .. hope not a problem ... x

....yawn, too shy to call most likely, not that old chestnut