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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8385 on: 04 January 2016, 10:53:37 pm »
What happened to a bunch of posts?
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8386 on: 05 January 2016, 09:14:45 am »
Hi how are you? I have a strange fantasy that you may like to do? Willing to pay handsomely to get this done too. Basically I want you to shove me into a farm slurry pit and watch me sink in it as you count your cash. Then as I get sucked under you blow me a kiss and walk away with your cash x 
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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8387 on: 05 January 2016, 11:18:45 am »
Quote from: hannah13 on 05 January 2016, 09:14:45 am
Hi how are you? I have a strange fantasy that you may like to do? Willing to pay handsomely to get this done too. Basically I want you to shove me into a farm slurry pit and watch me sink in it as you count your cash. Then as I get sucked under you blow me a kiss and walk away with your cash x

Lol! Where do they get these fantasies from? And why oh why do they actually think that this kind of fantasy is a possibility?

Where the fuck do you get a farm slurry pit? And on the off chance you have one in your back garden, you then get done for murder as you have some guys deed body lying there?

And I thought the email I got from someone wanting castrated was bad.
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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8388 on: 05 January 2016, 11:56:48 am »
Quote from: hannah13 on 05 January 2016, 09:14:45 am
Hi how are you? I have a strange fantasy that you may like to do? Willing to pay handsomely to get this done too. Basically I want you to shove me into a farm slurry pit and watch me sink in it as you count your cash. Then as I get sucked under you blow me a kiss and walk away with your cash x

Hmm I had something spookily similar to this last year.
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mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8389 on: 05 January 2016, 12:45:52 pm »
Just had a previous "Booked and cancelled" phone me to make a booking for tomorrow morning around 10am, I'm not bothered about booking him because he had previoulsy let me down very close to his booking time with a "Ive been called back to work" excuse but as he had actually cancelled and not been a NS  I told him that's fine but I only take same day bookings and he would need to call me tomorrow between 8am and 9am to confirm he is still coming.
Cheeky bugger then asks if I could call him tonight to remind him that he needs to call me back tomorrow morning to confirm his booking to which I replied in my huffiest voice "Darling if you were genuine and really wanted this booking you wouldn't need reminding!" I can't believe he actually sounded disappointed that I wouldn't provide him with a reminder service.  :FF
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TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8390 on: 05 January 2016, 01:57:31 pm »
Between the oddness like "I want to shove ice cubes/various food items up your ass and then make you eat them" I often get "I'd like you to wear X costume and play out this extremely convoluted fantasy" then when I say I don't have the outfit they say they will buy it and ask about my measurements. Not giving them a free wank so I say if they pay me in advance I will buy the outfit for the booking. Of course I never hear from them again after that because they never intended to make a booking in the first place they just want to know if I'd do it.

I think that sums up the weird ones too they aren't interested in actually doing these things they just like to find out what an escort will do for money and then talk about it over a wank.
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8391 on: 05 January 2016, 03:21:00 pm »
Quote from: Kendra Glasgow on 05 January 2016, 11:18:45 am
Quote from: hannah13 on 05 January 2016, 09:14:45 am
Hi how are you? I have a strange fantasy that you may like to do? Willing to pay handsomely to get this done too. Basically I want you to shove me into a farm slurry pit and watch me sink in it as you count your cash. Then as I get sucked under you blow me a kiss and walk away with your cash x

Lol! Where do they get these fantasies from? And why oh why do they actually think that this kind of fantasy is a possibility?

Where the fuck do you get a farm slurry pit? And on the off chance you have one in your back garden, you then get done for murder as you have some guys deed body lying there?

And I thought the email I got from someone wanting castrated was bad.

I know the general consensus on here is that we must be polite in all our dealings with potential clients but....you'd have to say something to that guy re: slurry pit. I would have to ask him if he is asking me to commit murder or something. I'm sorry but he is a complete cock.
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meetingdiversity

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« Reply #8392 on: 06 January 2016, 05:05:04 pm »
Hey baby how are you he says.

Now I just say I'm fully booked then hang up then block. Indon't have time for these wasters.  I would say my screening is a lot stricter now.
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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8393 on: 06 January 2016, 05:37:09 pm »
Quote from: meetingdiversity on 06 January 2016, 05:05:04 pm
Hey baby how are you he says.

Now I just say I'm fully booked then hang up then block. Indon't have time for these wasters.  I would say my screening is a lot stricter now.

I can tolerate babe, fine with hunni (as I use that word myself) but I can't bear baby. Baby from a stranger makes my skin crawl a little, no idea why x
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8394 on: 06 January 2016, 06:52:24 pm »
Quote from: Kendra Glasgow on 05 January 2016, 11:18:45 am
Quote from: hannah13 on 05 January 2016, 09:14:45 am
Hi how are you? I have a strange fantasy that you may like to do? Willing to pay handsomely to get this done too. Basically I want you to shove me into a farm slurry pit and watch me sink in it as you count your cash. Then as I get sucked under you blow me a kiss and walk away with your cash x

Lol! Where do they get these fantasies from? And why oh why do they actually think that this kind of fantasy is a possibility?

Where the fuck do you get a farm slurry pit? And on the off chance you have one in your back garden, you then get done for murder as you have some guys deed body lying there?

And I thought the email I got from someone wanting castrated was bad.

Quote from: Shewolf on 05 January 2016, 03:21:00 pm
Quote from: Kendra Glasgow on 05 January 2016, 11:18:45 am
Quote from: hannah13 on 05 January 2016, 09:14:45 am
Hi how are you? I have a strange fantasy that you may like to do? Willing to pay handsomely to get this done too. Basically I want you to shove me into a farm slurry pit and watch me sink in it as you count your cash. Then as I get sucked under you blow me a kiss and walk away with your cash x

Lol! Where do they get these fantasies from? And why oh why do they actually think that this kind of fantasy is a possibility?

Where the fuck do you get a farm slurry pit? And on the off chance you have one in your back garden, you then get done for murder as you have some guys deed body lying there?

And I thought the email I got from someone wanting castrated was bad.

I know the general consensus on here is that we must be polite in all our dealings with potential clients but....you'd have to say something to that guy re: slurry pit. I would have to ask him if he is asking me to commit murder or something. I'm sorry but he is a complete cock.

I was sorely tempted to ask why he wants me to commit murder but I guess what he wants is a reaction.   ::)


Email recieved at 2.28am, heading is his number content is "ring me"  ::)

Out of curiousity I checked his age, I sure don't remember being so rude at 23!
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Disciplinarian

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8395 on: 06 January 2016, 06:55:20 pm »
Quote from: meetingdiversity on 06 January 2016, 05:05:04 pm
Hey baby how are you he says.

Now I just say I'm fully booked then hang up then block. Indon't have time for these wasters.  I would say my screening is a lot stricter now.

If I blocked every punter than started a conversation with a harmless ice-breaker and a term of endearment (albeit a crass one)...I'd be bankrupt.
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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8396 on: 06 January 2016, 07:14:41 pm »
Quote from: Disciplinarian on 06 January 2016, 06:55:20 pm
Quote from: meetingdiversity on 06 January 2016, 05:05:04 pm
Hey baby how are you he says.

Now I just say I'm fully booked then hang up then block. Indon't have time for these wasters.  I would say my screening is a lot stricter now.

If I blocked every punter than started a conversation with a harmless ice-breaker and a term of endearment (albeit a crass one)...I'd be bankrupt.

Yeah I have to agree that's not worth a block in my opinion. This is why it's so important to speak to them on the phone. If he sounded normal but called me baby, fine. If he sounded creepy then, no! X
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meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8397 on: 06 January 2016, 07:28:30 pm »
I give them a few chances before blocking. Many always turn out to be a time waster for me. There are many genuine ones who don't sound corny.
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8398 on: 06 January 2016, 08:22:08 pm »
'Can u do 5 mins wit ur feet in my face n i wank n cum on ur boobs 2nite?'

Do you think he means at the same time? I'm trying to imagine it but struggling....what a little charmer eh?  :D
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The_Lynx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8399 on: 06 January 2016, 10:10:44 pm »
Just got a neutral feedback on my profile on the advertisement website I use. I'll just straight-up quote the text, since it's easier than paraphrasing. ;D

"I was just looking for some sex, but it's impossible to find ur number, I think you sould make it easier for guys or womem to find ur number, it's too hard, i went to your webpage but tere it was no contactinfo, I bet u ave lost many customers because it's so hard I got a headace from all te time I used and I was unsucsessful."

... My contact info is a bolded, big font email address on my website in the "Contact" category. Sometimes, I really wonder how those people get by in their daily life.

Not really a booking request per se, as much as a whinge about failing to book, but I felt it's thread-relevant.
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