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englishrebecca121

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8280 on: 22 December 2015, 09:56:00 pm »
dear hun

would you like to visit athens in greece ?

i live and work in athens in greece as an expat engineer and i am a british citizen. i rent a very nice 4 bed furnished and modern apartment here in a nice part of northern athens

i can speak on skype / facetime / whatsapp. i am 32 year old male living alone and desire a sexy companion to explore athens city. i am a very soft spoken and a nice guy

I will cover all expenses flights meals accomodation local travel but will not pay any cash on top. you can see my pic on my profile



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8281 on: 22 December 2015, 10:29:15 pm »
Right then. Here goes...you couldn't make it up!!

Think you can handle this one? Have was it takes for me to want you back again? Try not to let my movement disorder put you off, it is very noticeable.

Firstly, can you have a large soft drink prior to setting off; all is explained!

Feel free to ad-lib throughout this role play script in any way. A few ladies have acted this one out, but I've yet to experience it carried out with much conviction. It would help if your demeanour was approachable and pleasantly empathic, but with a bitchy and sadistic dominance about you when practically approaching your client!

Can you be wearing a low cut white blouse, fishnet stockings, suspenders, long tight fitting dark pencil skirt down to just below the knees and wearing your tightest fitting bra that accentuates you're cleavage making your breasts bulge out ready to be begged for - all lingerie in laced black please? If you have one could you also wear one of those black lingerie type collars that fit round your neck please, they are very sexy? If you can have a pair of black leather high heeled thigh length boots separate in a suitcase please?

Immediately on arrival when you walk in I'd like you to ask me if I like French kissing, and on my answer you tell me "you'll love the way I give them". Then, reaching for my balls through my clothes you begin squeezing them as hard as you possibly can completely ignoring any painful yelps! You continue this whilst dragging me by my balls through to my lounge, immediately pulling my head down to an inch of your cleavage whilst teasing me with those bulging breasts. I lean forward to kiss them; you sit me down, then standing inches from me you slowly lift your skirt and calmly pull aside your knickers to remind me of why you are here and your gift that's needed to obtain this by no other communication than to visually rub your thumb across your fingers!

You then disappear upstairs to dress in your black laced lingerie, suspenders and black thigh length boots to come back downstairs to walk past me back and forth swishing your cane whilst swinging your hips knowing how best to tease a man. You lay back on my settee slowly removing your knickers (but keeping all other lingerie and boots on) and whilst feeding your knickers into my mouth you spread your legs wide open to count down just 2 minutes in which I have to bring you to an orgasm in. If I fail to achieve this my forfeit allows you to ball-bust me 30 times. You then push me back into my settee as you'll need to tie my balls up. You then pull on the wire to bring my balls forward and demand that I kiss and lick your thigh length boots whilst intermittently ball-busting me; you demand that I recite each number followed by a "thank you mistress". Use the gift I've awardees you to waft over your breasts ad-libbing to anything you might like to say whilst teasing me.

You then stand up taking your bra off very slowly and start teasing me with your sexy breasts again just inches from my face, whilst continuing to fan your gift across your breasts ad-libing to further the verbal tease. Once removed you point to different areas of your breasts that you'd like me to kiss telling me each kiss will score me 1 point as you count each one up, but when randomly pointing underneath you're breasts, if I lift the breast up with the kiss and let it fall naturally, you tell me I've traumatized it and in consequence will have to give me 3 points; the amount of breast kisses I give will be at your discretion!

Once completed you allocate all those points into the amount of cane strokes I'm sure you will enjoy administering (again insisting I count the number of strokes up saying "thank you mistress". You can alternate between my hands, my back-side and the end of my cock, the choice is entirely yours! One sure way of me tolerating all you're cane strokes would be for you to bare your breasts and tease me up close to entice me into kissing them again once you've finished administering.

You then once again drag me by my wired-up balls upstairs, stopping on every step to demand that I kiss your bum passionately. If you don't consider that I've carried this out passionately enough, you'll insist on administrating another reprimanding... of your choice!

Followed by a good pissing on in my mouth in the bath tub (hence the soft drink doing its work!) you must tell me to "choke on it you dirty bastard" and with conviction if I start to cough and splutter on swallowing it?

You can then tie me to my bed and tease me with those great mounds of flesh; and if you have any other sadistic teasing experiences up your sleeve whilst tied down...! before more vice-grip ball squeezing and a good old fashioned smacking whilst tightly bundled up inside the scrotum.

Then once climbed on top of me you clamp you're thighs around my face firmly sealing you're virgina tightly around my mouth. As you'll now have me totally incapacitated and under control, you confidently pinch my nose to take my breath away for as long as it pleases you lol! - playing with your breasts in this position can be the biggest tease of all. Finally, you might want to think of something pleasing for yourself in allowing me to beg you to finish yourself off, in any which way you feel!

Oh, and have you got any rope for the tying, and not to forget having a soft drink prior to arriving in case you need an untimely visit to my bath tub!! Don't worry if you can't remember all these lines. What's more pleasing for me is the role-playing and acting it out with confidence and conviction; you'd be the first one to do so!

I hope your comfortable with this. I'd appreciate if you could phone me with your reassurance?

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I texted the above person back to ask him if he was joking. He replied 'your profile says you do role play'. Therefore, I have now removed that service from my profile as I would rather starve than go through the above type of ordeal  :D
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That's hilarious Shewolf!! I'm without words, so many things, so wrong on so many levels. Good luck with being "approachable and very pleasant" in manner whilst simultaneously being "sadistic and dominant" by the way.

And the signing off of "Are your comfortable with this" made me piss myself  ;D

H xx

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-Betty White

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8282 on: 23 December 2015, 12:09:34 pm »
I got an email last night asking for an hour booking as long as I can get CIM and anal in there.

It put me right off my supper. They've come off my profile too now haha. At this rate, I'll be offering nun role play!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8283 on: 24 December 2015, 01:40:57 am »
dear hun

would you like to visit athens in greece ?

i live and work in athens in greece as an expat engineer and i am a british citizen. i rent a very nice 4 bed furnished and modern apartment here in a nice part of northern athens

i can speak on skype / facetime / whatsapp. i am 32 year old male living alone and desire a sexy companion to explore athens city. i am a very soft spoken and a nice guy

I will cover all expenses flights meals accomodation local travel but will not pay any cash on top. you can see my pic on my profile

I got this one too.  Did you notice the user name is a woman's?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8284 on: 24 December 2015, 01:12:09 pm »
Ho hum shaping up for TW central again.  A couple of texts from a guy thinking he can just drop by after work, with virtually no notice, with no phone call,  culminating in a long text regarding his difficulty in coming but that he's ok with 'an understanding escort'

And one asking for 15 minutes for ?45. Where exactly does it say I'm a conveyor belt? In fact I expressly say my shortest booking is 30 minutes.

Can't be arsed to go into the rest, so maybe I will go for a long walk, or have a long hot soak...or both.

Oh my life is just too thrilling atm!

meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8285 on: 24 December 2015, 01:48:31 pm »
The client makes a booking passing all checks until he said about me bouncing on top.

littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8286 on: 24 December 2015, 02:37:46 pm »
I did laugh at this one but still what a cheeky shite


Ho ho whore.  Available later?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8287 on: 24 December 2015, 02:43:23 pm »
Ho hum shaping up for TW central again.  A couple of texts from a guy thinking he can just drop by after work, with virtually no notice, with no phone call,  culminating in a long text regarding his difficulty in coming but that he's ok with 'an understanding escort'

And one asking for 15 minutes for ?45. Where exactly does it say I'm a conveyor belt? In fact I expressly say my shortest booking is 30 minutes.

Can't be arsed to go into the rest, so maybe I will go for a long walk, or have a long hot soak...or both.

Oh my life is just too thrilling atm!

I always say to these, 'Sure, 15 mins will be fine. The fee for that will be (my half hour rate). When would suit you best?' If they want to pay for half an hour and leave after 15 mins that is fine by me!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8288 on: 24 December 2015, 02:51:46 pm »
Yeh I say that too Nova, if its a call, but this was text and I didn't want to encourage any ping-ponging!

But Jesus just got a call. Firstly the guy wanted my street name and when I pointed out I needed a definite booking first he said 'so whereabouts, in Pakkiland or Romania land'. I just said I didn't see racists and hung up.

Jesus unbelievable what some people think is acceptable.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8289 on: 24 December 2015, 03:04:46 pm »
dear hun

would you like to visit athens in greece ?

i live and work in athens in greece as an expat engineer and i am a british citizen. i rent a very nice 4 bed furnished and modern apartment here in a nice part of northern athens

i can speak on skype / facetime / whatsapp. i am 32 year old male living alone and desire a sexy companion to explore athens city. i am a very soft spoken and a nice guy

I will cover all expenses flights meals accomodation local travel but will not pay any cash on top. you can see my pic on my profile

I got this one too.  Did you notice the user name is a woman's?

I got this one too, but not the final line! Love the idea that there's guys out there who think we're desperate for an expenses paid holiday with a stranger for free?

Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8290 on: 24 December 2015, 07:10:25 pm »
Dear God 15/20 calls and texts and every single one a TW. You name a time-wasting tactic, I had it today!

Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8291 on: 24 December 2015, 07:52:03 pm »
Ho hum shaping up for TW central again.  A couple of texts from a guy thinking he can just drop by after work, with virtually no notice, with no phone call,  culminating in a long text regarding his difficulty in coming but that he's ok with 'an understanding escort'

And one asking for 15 minutes for ?45. Where exactly does it say I'm a conveyor belt? In fact I expressly say my shortest booking is 30 minutes.

Can't be arsed to go into the rest, so maybe I will go for a long walk, or have a long hot soak...or both.

Oh my life is just too thrilling atm!

I always say to these, 'Sure, 15 mins will be fine. The fee for that will be (my half hour rate). When would suit you best?' If they want to pay for half an hour and leave after 15 mins that is fine by me!

I quite clearly don't do half hours but it doesn't stop people asking. I feel like saying to them that they are welcome to come and go after a half hour but my fee will be what's advertised clearly on my profile which is my hourly fee.

When they ask me for a half hour or tell me they only need a half hour, it's like basically ringing me up asking for a 50 or 60% discount.

If they only need a half hour then why the hell are they ringing me when I don't do them and about 90% of the other escorts do.

Such as life, need to try and remind myself better not to get my knickers in such a twist for 2016.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8292 on: 26 December 2015, 01:02:41 pm »
Woke up to three texts from the same person:

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Mr Communication!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8293 on: 26 December 2015, 09:21:23 pm »
How do I get to meet and spunk for you?


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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8294 on: 26 December 2015, 09:56:39 pm »
How do I get to meet and spunk for you?


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I bet that text got you all frothed up  ::)