I had the best voicemail yesterday...
"Hi, you look really sexy. I was wondering, how much would it take for you to only see me? Because I have ?15,000 if that would be enough. I'd like you to marry me, would you do that? How about we meet up for an hour in my hotel first, if you like it then we can arrange some money."
OMG I'm SO excited... Who'da thought, me as a blushing bride... duuuur...