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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8250 on: 20 December 2015, 05:18:03 pm »
Everyone, no further need to post on this thread, as I have won.

Received today.

"Hi Hadley if I book you can we make a baby inside your tummy?"
"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8251 on: 20 December 2015, 05:36:15 pm »
Everyone, no further need to post on this thread, as I have won.

Received today.

"Hi Hadley if I book you can we make a baby inside your tummy?"

Yeah, I had this one. Weird bareback request...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8252 on: 20 December 2015, 05:37:52 pm »
Everyone, no further need to post on this thread, as I have won.

Received today.

"Hi Hadley if I book you can we make a baby inside your tummy?"

Haaaaaaa - what the fuck? Clearly, just came out of biology class and been told about the birds and bees or Jack the ripper wannabee twit  :o :o :o :o

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8253 on: 20 December 2015, 06:30:12 pm »
Everyone, no further need to post on this thread, as I have won.

Received today.

"Hi Hadley if I book you can we make a baby inside your tummy?"

The baby making fantasists are the absolute worst. I never really get the point of it like after they got somebody pregnant what do they have to look forward to but court cases and requests for money for a random kid they created who will one day hate them? Do they assume you'll go "Okay I'm pregnant now I belong to you forever and we'll play happy families me taking care of everything while you go out sleeping around!"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8254 on: 20 December 2015, 07:27:36 pm »
Had this guy been emailling for days asking for an outdoor or car meet.  Tonight he messages me, he can FINALLY have an outcall to his, then he drops the bombshell 'Would you do a bj for ?20 and a nice pair of gold and diamond earrings?'

What's the betting the earrings are his girlfriends?  Euch.  I hate these kind of guys.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8255 on: 20 December 2015, 08:38:25 pm »
Can we REALLY not copy and paste an email from AW on here? I have an absolute CORKER of a booking request. It is step by step instructions of how the guy wants the apt to be. I have never read anything like it in my life.

He also says don't let his movement disorder put me off. What that is all about, heaven alone knows.

 ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8256 on: 20 December 2015, 08:42:57 pm »
Can we REALLY not copy and paste an email from AW on here? I have an absolute CORKER of a booking request. It is step by step instructions of how the guy wants the apt to be. I have never read anything like it in my life.

Of course you can - I'd guess that at least two thirds of the entries here are exactly that - certainly the emails I've posted, anyway?

What's not allowed is live links and it would be bad form to include usernames, but pasting the contents of a dumb email is pretty much how the whole thread works :).

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8257 on: 20 December 2015, 08:55:29 pm »
Everyone, no further need to post on this thread, as I have won.

Received today.

"Hi Hadley if I book you can we make a baby inside your tummy?"

Seeing as I'm really put off by pregnancy fetish and by the notion of pregnancy in general, this made me wince.

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8258 on: 20 December 2015, 09:01:33 pm »
Right then. Here goes...you couldn't make it up!!

Think you can handle this one? Have was it takes for me to want you back again? Try not to let my movement disorder put you off, it is very noticeable.

Firstly, can you have a large soft drink prior to setting off; all is explained!

Feel free to ad-lib throughout this role play script in any way. A few ladies have acted this one out, but I've yet to experience it carried out with much conviction. It would help if your demeanour was approachable and pleasantly empathic, but with a bitchy and sadistic dominance about you when practically approaching your client!

Can you be wearing a low cut white blouse, fishnet stockings, suspenders, long tight fitting dark pencil skirt down to just below the knees and wearing your tightest fitting bra that accentuates you're cleavage making your breasts bulge out ready to be begged for - all lingerie in laced black please? If you have one could you also wear one of those black lingerie type collars that fit round your neck please, they are very sexy? If you can have a pair of black leather high heeled thigh length boots separate in a suitcase please?

Immediately on arrival when you walk in I'd like you to ask me if I like French kissing, and on my answer you tell me "you'll love the way I give them". Then, reaching for my balls through my clothes you begin squeezing them as hard as you possibly can completely ignoring any painful yelps! You continue this whilst dragging me by my balls through to my lounge, immediately pulling my head down to an inch of your cleavage whilst teasing me with those bulging breasts. I lean forward to kiss them; you sit me down, then standing inches from me you slowly lift your skirt and calmly pull aside your knickers to remind me of why you are here and your gift that's needed to obtain this by no other communication than to visually rub your thumb across your fingers!

You then disappear upstairs to dress in your black laced lingerie, suspenders and black thigh length boots to come back downstairs to walk past me back and forth swishing your cane whilst swinging your hips knowing how best to tease a man. You lay back on my settee slowly removing your knickers (but keeping all other lingerie and boots on) and whilst feeding your knickers into my mouth you spread your legs wide open to count down just 2 minutes in which I have to bring you to an orgasm in. If I fail to achieve this my forfeit allows you to ball-bust me 30 times. You then push me back into my settee as you'll need to tie my balls up. You then pull on the wire to bring my balls forward and demand that I kiss and lick your thigh length boots whilst intermittently ball-busting me; you demand that I recite each number followed by a "thank you mistress". Use the gift I've awardees you to waft over your breasts ad-libbing to anything you might like to say whilst teasing me.

You then stand up taking your bra off very slowly and start teasing me with your sexy breasts again just inches from my face, whilst continuing to fan your gift across your breasts ad-libing to further the verbal tease. Once removed you point to different areas of your breasts that you'd like me to kiss telling me each kiss will score me 1 point as you count each one up, but when randomly pointing underneath you're breasts, if I lift the breast up with the kiss and let it fall naturally, you tell me I've traumatized it and in consequence will have to give me 3 points; the amount of breast kisses I give will be at your discretion!

Once completed you allocate all those points into the amount of cane strokes I'm sure you will enjoy administering (again insisting I count the number of strokes up saying "thank you mistress". You can alternate between my hands, my back-side and the end of my cock, the choice is entirely yours! One sure way of me tolerating all you're cane strokes would be for you to bare your breasts and tease me up close to entice me into kissing them again once you've finished administering.

You then once again drag me by my wired-up balls upstairs, stopping on every step to demand that I kiss your bum passionately. If you don't consider that I've carried this out passionately enough, you'll insist on administrating another reprimanding... of your choice!

Followed by a good pissing on in my mouth in the bath tub (hence the soft drink doing its work!) you must tell me to "choke on it you dirty bastard" and with conviction if I start to cough and splutter on swallowing it?

You can then tie me to my bed and tease me with those great mounds of flesh; and if you have any other sadistic teasing experiences up your sleeve whilst tied down...! before more vice-grip ball squeezing and a good old fashioned smacking whilst tightly bundled up inside the scrotum.

Then once climbed on top of me you clamp you're thighs around my face firmly sealing you're virgina tightly around my mouth. As you'll now have me totally incapacitated and under control, you confidently pinch my nose to take my breath away for as long as it pleases you lol! - playing with your breasts in this position can be the biggest tease of all. Finally, you might want to think of something pleasing for yourself in allowing me to beg you to finish yourself off, in any which way you feel!

Oh, and have you got any rope for the tying, and not to forget having a soft drink prior to arriving in case you need an untimely visit to my bath tub!! Don't worry if you can't remember all these lines. What's more pleasing for me is the role-playing and acting it out with confidence and conviction; you'd be the first one to do so!

I hope your comfortable with this. I'd appreciate if you could phone me with your reassurance?

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Lois01827

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8259 on: 20 December 2015, 09:23:00 pm »
Right then. Here goes...you couldn't make it up!!

Think you can handle this one? Have was it takes for me to want you back again? Try not to let my movement disorder put you off, it is very noticeable.

Firstly, can you have a large soft drink prior to setting off; all is explained!

Feel free to ad-lib throughout this role play script in any way. A few ladies have acted this one out, but I've yet to experience it carried out with much conviction. It would help if your demeanour was approachable and pleasantly empathic, but with a bitchy and sadistic dominance about you when practically approaching your client!

Can you be wearing a low cut white blouse, fishnet stockings, suspenders, long tight fitting dark pencil skirt down to just below the knees and wearing your tightest fitting bra that accentuates you're cleavage making your breasts bulge out ready to be begged for - all lingerie in laced black please? If you have one could you also wear one of those black lingerie type collars that fit round your neck please, they are very sexy? If you can have a pair of black leather high heeled thigh length boots separate in a suitcase please?

Immediately on arrival when you walk in I'd like you to ask me if I like French kissing, and on my answer you tell me "you'll love the way I give them". Then, reaching for my balls through my clothes you begin squeezing them as hard as you possibly can completely ignoring any painful yelps! You continue this whilst dragging me by my balls through to my lounge, immediately pulling my head down to an inch of your cleavage whilst teasing me with those bulging breasts. I lean forward to kiss them; you sit me down, then standing inches from me you slowly lift your skirt and calmly pull aside your knickers to remind me of why you are here and your gift that's needed to obtain this by no other communication than to visually rub your thumb across your fingers!

You then disappear upstairs to dress in your black laced lingerie, suspenders and black thigh length boots to come back downstairs to walk past me back and forth swishing your cane whilst swinging your hips knowing how best to tease a man. You lay back on my settee slowly removing your knickers (but keeping all other lingerie and boots on) and whilst feeding your knickers into my mouth you spread your legs wide open to count down just 2 minutes in which I have to bring you to an orgasm in. If I fail to achieve this my forfeit allows you to ball-bust me 30 times. You then push me back into my settee as you'll need to tie my balls up. You then pull on the wire to bring my balls forward and demand that I kiss and lick your thigh length boots whilst intermittently ball-busting me; you demand that I recite each number followed by a "thank you mistress". Use the gift I've awardees you to waft over your breasts ad-libbing to anything you might like to say whilst teasing me.

You then stand up taking your bra off very slowly and start teasing me with your sexy breasts again just inches from my face, whilst continuing to fan your gift across your breasts ad-libing to further the verbal tease. Once removed you point to different areas of your breasts that you'd like me to kiss telling me each kiss will score me 1 point as you count each one up, but when randomly pointing underneath you're breasts, if I lift the breast up with the kiss and let it fall naturally, you tell me I've traumatized it and in consequence will have to give me 3 points; the amount of breast kisses I give will be at your discretion!

Once completed you allocate all those points into the amount of cane strokes I'm sure you will enjoy administering (again insisting I count the number of strokes up saying "thank you mistress". You can alternate between my hands, my back-side and the end of my cock, the choice is entirely yours! One sure way of me tolerating all you're cane strokes would be for you to bare your breasts and tease me up close to entice me into kissing them again once you've finished administering.

You then once again drag me by my wired-up balls upstairs, stopping on every step to demand that I kiss your bum passionately. If you don't consider that I've carried this out passionately enough, you'll insist on administrating another reprimanding... of your choice!

Followed by a good pissing on in my mouth in the bath tub (hence the soft drink doing its work!) you must tell me to "choke on it you dirty bastard" and with conviction if I start to cough and splutter on swallowing it?

You can then tie me to my bed and tease me with those great mounds of flesh; and if you have any other sadistic teasing experiences up your sleeve whilst tied down...! before more vice-grip ball squeezing and a good old fashioned smacking whilst tightly bundled up inside the scrotum.

Then once climbed on top of me you clamp you're thighs around my face firmly sealing you're virgina tightly around my mouth. As you'll now have me totally incapacitated and under control, you confidently pinch my nose to take my breath away for as long as it pleases you lol! - playing with your breasts in this position can be the biggest tease of all. Finally, you might want to think of something pleasing for yourself in allowing me to beg you to finish yourself off, in any which way you feel!

Oh, and have you got any rope for the tying, and not to forget having a soft drink prior to arriving in case you need an untimely visit to my bath tub!! Don't worry if you can't remember all these lines. What's more pleasing for me is the role-playing and acting it out with confidence and conviction; you'd be the first one to do so!

I hope your comfortable with this. I'd appreciate if you could phone me with your reassurance?

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No pressure there then  ;D

He might as well ask you to put arsenic in the fizzy pop to add manslaughter to the potential charges of GBH haaaaaaaa  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8260 on: 20 December 2015, 09:29:30 pm »
 I know what would happen. I'd faff my lines up within a few minutes and start swearing....'oh fucking shite' etc

Then he'd fall out with me and I'd tell him to stick it up his ass and leg it.

Be quick money...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8261 on: 20 December 2015, 10:12:05 pm »
Right then. Here goes...you couldn't make it up!!

Think you can handle this one? Have was it takes for me to want you back again? Try not to let my movement disorder put you off, it is very noticeable.

Firstly, can you have a large soft drink prior to setting off; all is explained!

Feel free to ad-lib throughout this role play script in any way. A few ladies have acted this one out, but I've yet to experience it carried out with much conviction. It would help if your demeanour was approachable and pleasantly empathic, but with a bitchy and sadistic dominance about you when practically approaching your client!

Can you be wearing a low cut white blouse, fishnet stockings, suspenders, long tight fitting dark pencil skirt down to just below the knees and wearing your tightest fitting bra that accentuates you're cleavage making your breasts bulge out ready to be begged for - all lingerie in laced black please? If you have one could you also wear one of those black lingerie type collars that fit round your neck please, they are very sexy? If you can have a pair of black leather high heeled thigh length boots separate in a suitcase please?

Immediately on arrival when you walk in I'd like you to ask me if I like French kissing, and on my answer you tell me "you'll love the way I give them". Then, reaching for my balls through my clothes you begin squeezing them as hard as you possibly can completely ignoring any painful yelps! You continue this whilst dragging me by my balls through to my lounge, immediately pulling my head down to an inch of your cleavage whilst teasing me with those bulging breasts. I lean forward to kiss them; you sit me down, then standing inches from me you slowly lift your skirt and calmly pull aside your knickers to remind me of why you are here and your gift that's needed to obtain this by no other communication than to visually rub your thumb across your fingers!

You then disappear upstairs to dress in your black laced lingerie, suspenders and black thigh length boots to come back downstairs to walk past me back and forth swishing your cane whilst swinging your hips knowing how best to tease a man. You lay back on my settee slowly removing your knickers (but keeping all other lingerie and boots on) and whilst feeding your knickers into my mouth you spread your legs wide open to count down just 2 minutes in which I have to bring you to an orgasm in. If I fail to achieve this my forfeit allows you to ball-bust me 30 times. You then push me back into my settee as you'll need to tie my balls up. You then pull on the wire to bring my balls forward and demand that I kiss and lick your thigh length boots whilst intermittently ball-busting me; you demand that I recite each number followed by a "thank you mistress". Use the gift I've awardees you to waft over your breasts ad-libbing to anything you might like to say whilst teasing me.

You then stand up taking your bra off very slowly and start teasing me with your sexy breasts again just inches from my face, whilst continuing to fan your gift across your breasts ad-libing to further the verbal tease. Once removed you point to different areas of your breasts that you'd like me to kiss telling me each kiss will score me 1 point as you count each one up, but when randomly pointing underneath you're breasts, if I lift the breast up with the kiss and let it fall naturally, you tell me I've traumatized it and in consequence will have to give me 3 points; the amount of breast kisses I give will be at your discretion!

Once completed you allocate all those points into the amount of cane strokes I'm sure you will enjoy administering (again insisting I count the number of strokes up saying "thank you mistress". You can alternate between my hands, my back-side and the end of my cock, the choice is entirely yours! One sure way of me tolerating all you're cane strokes would be for you to bare your breasts and tease me up close to entice me into kissing them again once you've finished administering.

You then once again drag me by my wired-up balls upstairs, stopping on every step to demand that I kiss your bum passionately. If you don't consider that I've carried this out passionately enough, you'll insist on administrating another reprimanding... of your choice!

Followed by a good pissing on in my mouth in the bath tub (hence the soft drink doing its work!) you must tell me to "choke on it you dirty bastard" and with conviction if I start to cough and splutter on swallowing it?

You can then tie me to my bed and tease me with those great mounds of flesh; and if you have any other sadistic teasing experiences up your sleeve whilst tied down...! before more vice-grip ball squeezing and a good old fashioned smacking whilst tightly bundled up inside the scrotum.

Then once climbed on top of me you clamp you're thighs around my face firmly sealing you're virgina tightly around my mouth. As you'll now have me totally incapacitated and under control, you confidently pinch my nose to take my breath away for as long as it pleases you lol! - playing with your breasts in this position can be the biggest tease of all. Finally, you might want to think of something pleasing for yourself in allowing me to beg you to finish yourself off, in any which way you feel!

Oh, and have you got any rope for the tying, and not to forget having a soft drink prior to arriving in case you need an untimely visit to my bath tub!! Don't worry if you can't remember all these lines. What's more pleasing for me is the role-playing and acting it out with confidence and conviction; you'd be the first one to do so!

I hope your comfortable with this. I'd appreciate if you could phone me with your reassurance?

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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

What a load of BALLS  ;D

Seriously if this guys I genuine and not a complete fantasist, how the hell would you remember all that step by step. He would be the type that would throw a tantrum if you didn't get it right even although he said don't worry.

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Lois01827

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8262 on: 21 December 2015, 07:17:40 pm »
Client not long left from a two hour booking.

When he arrives, we make pleasantries, then he says 'how much is it again'?
?300 I say.
Even though it's Christmas?
Yes, why? are you feeling fesrive and want to give me an ?50 (sarcastic smile)
Oh, he says, I thought I'd get a discount with it being christmas!!

What I wanted to ask him was if he was high, then tell him to get the fuck out. However, easy money, so overlooked his twatness  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8263 on: 21 December 2015, 07:34:55 pm »
Today's text of the day - ''Do you want a baby in your belly?''

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8264 on: 21 December 2015, 08:18:48 pm »
It was a text booking asking about 8.30pm. I sent him my post code. Then he texted me about him being rushed he can't make it. It does make you wonder if these guys have any brains. Never again will I accept a text booking.