Quote from: amy on 14 December 2015, 07:52:21 pm

There used to be a bloke in Belfast who claimed to be a hairdresser and would text asking if he could come and cut your hair in a booking. I've no idea if he was genuine but if he was he must have been as thick as a plank if he thought anybody was going to get naked and let a total stranger with not one very sharp blade but TWO come anywhere near them .

Quote from: Hadley on 14 December 2015, 01:49:52 pm

bet he almost ripped his cock off writing that

The scary thing is if these twats are real hairdressers, then they possibly have boners all day at work whilst cutting unsuspecting females hair and then going for a lot of fag (wank) breaks 

Quote from: Lois01827 on 14 December 2015, 07:57:24 pm

Quote from: amy on 14 December 2015, 07:52:21 pm

There used to be a bloke in Belfast who claimed to be a hairdresser and would text asking if he could come and cut your hair in a booking. I've no idea if he was genuine but if he was he must have been as thick as a plank if he thought anybody was going to get naked and let a total stranger with not one very sharp blade but TWO come anywhere near them .

Quote from: Hadley on 14 December 2015, 01:49:52 pm

bet he almost ripped his cock off writing that

The scary thing is if these twats are real hairdressers, then they possibly have boners all day at work whilst cutting unsuspecting females hair and then going for a lot of fag (wank) breaks 

There is one in Edinburgh who always has RBs up looking to cut hair 'in a kinky way'.  He never has any bids and the 2 feedbacks he has are from TS's.

Quote from: Lois01827 on 14 December 2015, 07:57:24 pm

Quote from: amy on 14 December 2015, 07:52:21 pm

There used to be a bloke in Belfast who claimed to be a hairdresser and would text asking if he could come and cut your hair in a booking. I've no idea if he was genuine but if he was he must have been as thick as a plank if he thought anybody was going to get naked and let a total stranger with not one very sharp blade but TWO come anywhere near them .

Quote from: Hadley on 14 December 2015, 01:49:52 pm

bet he almost ripped his cock off writing that

The scary thing is if these twats are real hairdressers, then they possibly have boners all day at work whilst cutting unsuspecting females hair and then going for a lot of fag (wank) breaks 

There is one in Edinburgh who always has RBs up looking to cut hair 'in a kinky way'.  He never has any bids and the 2 feedbacks he has are from TS's.

What is a soup dragon? hahaha

Quote from: katrina on 15 December 2015, 06:27:47 pm

They're all getting in the Christmas spirit lately (scrooges) lol!

Him texting asking how much 15 minutes is, I reply my minimum booking is 30 minutes at ?70, he replies 'Bit steep...close to Christmas, I'll see thank you xxx  I reply 'That's what I charge all year round I never put my prices up'. He replies 'Ok thank you would love to see you but can't 'justify' ?70...Gutted xx


Oh well at least he was polite, still not bartering though lol.

I find lots of these quickie clients are skin flints, one of the reasons I don't offer quickies. Got one too today by text. Normally ignore & block but I felt like taking the piss out of him..

him: "Hi i've got ?20 what about a 15min quickie?"
me: "lol take a drive around the red light district mate, be more suited to your price range"
him: Mate!!! we'll be affordable your prices please?"
Me: that doesn't make sense but I can tell you I'm clearly too expensive for you"
Him: "you need to drop prices a little if you want business"?
me: Lol no I don't. Just out of interest where did you get my number"
Him: "expensive vivastreet"
me: "red light district it is for you then" block