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LAC-xox

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8175 on: 10 December 2015, 04:19:48 pm »
text just come through

Fucknugget:  Yo, face?

Me:                 Yes, I have one, thank you

 :FF


I've been getting "yo" a lot recently! Is there a sudden epidemic of wannabe clients that model
Themselves on the film "Kidulthood"   ::)

mature helen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8176 on: 10 December 2015, 07:14:29 pm »
Hi I'm xxxx I've seen your advert. You look stunning I wish I was food on your dinner plate.... ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8177 on: 10 December 2015, 08:14:11 pm »
text just come through

Fucknugget:  Yo, face?

Me:                 Yes, I have one, thank you

 :FF


I've been getting "yo" a lot recently! Is there a sudden epidemic of wannabe clients that model
Themselves on the film "Kidulthood"   ::)

I get 'hey' a lot. I hate 'hey'.

Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8178 on: 10 December 2015, 08:53:08 pm »
Text:  how much for 15 mins?

 :o 15 mins???!!! How does that work? Would you have to miss out the hellos and run up to the bedroom taking clothes off as you go?????!  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8179 on: 10 December 2015, 11:09:39 pm »
Text:  how much for 15 mins?

 :o 15 mins???!!! How does that work? Would you have to miss out the hellos and run up to the bedroom taking clothes off as you go?????!  ::)

That's pretty much what 15 min meetings entail - blow'n'go. Seems to work well for some people, personally not a fan. Not worth the time it takes me to get ready.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8180 on: 10 December 2015, 11:15:03 pm »
I get 'hey' a lot. I hate 'hey'.

Me too - it seems to be on the increase. How thick do you have to be that you misspell 'hi'?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8181 on: 10 December 2015, 11:35:16 pm »
i am guilty of using hey as an opener sometimes.  yo i thought was down to breaking bad, but who knows

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8182 on: 11 December 2015, 12:18:44 am »
i am guilty of using hey as an opener sometimes.  yo i thought was down to breaking bad, but who knows

I use it all the time so I must be a pure gimp  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8183 on: 11 December 2015, 01:27:13 am »
Just got this text "Evening hunni can I book u now for the hour? Do u do cream pie? Will u come to me in cov for 2 im gagging for it wife and kids out Away for few days so got place to myself to fuck some hot whores call me when ur on way"

Baring in mind I'm in Wolverhampton... He wants to me to travel to Coventry for a booking at 2am wants bareback and called me a hot whore... So charming how could I refuse! :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8184 on: 11 December 2015, 11:41:00 am »
Email message. This is it in its entirety...

"is there parking place for a car and do you have safe condoms"

Um no, I use the really unsafe ones.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8185 on: 12 December 2015, 02:51:36 pm »
Email labeled 30 minute booking

Him: do you have any availability today for a sister/brother role play

Me: no, sorry I don't do that

Him: what about mum/son?

Me: block

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8186 on: 12 December 2015, 02:54:53 pm »
Had this come through the other day. Went to delete it straight away but was bored it so tried to read it for a laugh. Got bored half way through and skim read the last bit.



Hi to you...
Suffering Humiliation at the hands of a beautiful girl/girls is what I seek. I am a big sissy girl..My name is pansy...

When you enter the hotel room , I will be in my sissy latex dress and latex tights and I will have my anal vibrator in too..and one of those rubber hoods that only show my eyes and mouth..
" Ha ha ha , you big fucking fairy " - " Oh , you do look pretty , you pansy " etc etc.. Cruel taunts a plenty

Everything you will need will be on the table ready..Firstly , my ball gag goes in and then I am ordered to lay on the bed where you sit astride my neck and smother me with your hot wet pussy

" Mmmmm , can you smell my scent , you big fucking girl " Ha ha ha

" Would you like to fuck me pansy " ? - " Awww , I dont allow big girls like you to " cum " Ha ha ha....

On the bed is a thick rubber bag that looks like a giant condom.I can get into it quite easily and lay down inside it..It has a built in D-Ring at the end of it ,and an eyelet for a gas mask hose to go through.. If I oil it beforehand , then because I am in latex from neck to foot , I slide into it quite easily...
" Lets put you into your gas mask fairy " , and then you zip it down at the back. Then you tie my ankles together...
" Now get into your bag. Hurry up , I haven`t got all night. Pull it up to your armpits..Put your arms out " , and you buckle my rubber ball mitts on my wrists....and then you try to put me into the bag.....But at this point...I dont want to and I resist.....
" Awwww , its alright pansy , you dont have to. Lets get your pretty tights down and I will give you a nice wank eh girlie "...
You then soak the cotton wool with the poppers , put it into the gas mask canister and screw the canister onto my gas mask....and then you switch the vibrator on full...
you will have no trouble getting my arms behind me and using the cable tie to secure my wrists....Once that is done , I am at your mercy................

You remove the canister from the gas mask and push me all the way into the bag. On the floor are some lengths of rope.. You knot the end of the bag which I have just slid down with the rope very tightly and then tie the end of the rope to one end of the bed and the same with the other end...

No matter how much I try , I cannot get off the bed..The only way I will ever get free is when someone unties the bag from the bed and lets me out..Take the gas mask hose and thread it through the eyelet and screw it onto my gas mask , and then you can popper the canister again and attach it to the gas mask hose end sticking out of the bag...

I can breathe quite easily in the bag. I have stayed in it for 16 hours or more and never had any problems...

" Heh heh heh , are you comfortable in there , you big fucking girl "...Thats good...because...

" YOU ARE FUCKING STAYING IN IT " Heh heh heh heh

" THE MAID WILL LET YOU OUT IN THE MORNING " Heh heh heh

" BYE BYE , YOU BIG FUCKING FAIRY " Heh heh heh

And that is it....You leave me like that..The crushing humiliation and embarrassment and shame being found this way is what I crave....

Will you do this ? How much will it be ?

Thank you

pansy
 

Wailing Banshee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8187 on: 12 December 2015, 02:57:58 pm »
Had this come through the other day. Went to delete it straight away but was bored it so tried to read it for a laugh. Got bored half way through and skim read the last bit.



Hi to you...
Suffering Humiliation at the hands of a beautiful girl/girls is what I seek. I am a big sissy girl..My name is pansy...

When you enter the hotel room , I will be in my sissy latex dress and latex tights and I will have my anal vibrator in too..and one of those rubber hoods that only show my eyes and mouth..
" Ha ha ha , you big fucking fairy " - " Oh , you do look pretty , you pansy " etc etc.. Cruel taunts a plenty

Everything you will need will be on the table ready..Firstly , my ball gag goes in and then I am ordered to lay on the bed where you sit astride my neck and smother me with your hot wet pussy

" Mmmmm , can you smell my scent , you big fucking girl " Ha ha ha

" Would you like to fuck me pansy " ? - " Awww , I dont allow big girls like you to " cum " Ha ha ha....

On the bed is a thick rubber bag that looks like a giant condom.I can get into it quite easily and lay down inside it..It has a built in D-Ring at the end of it ,and an eyelet for a gas mask hose to go through.. If I oil it beforehand , then because I am in latex from neck to foot , I slide into it quite easily...
" Lets put you into your gas mask fairy " , and then you zip it down at the back. Then you tie my ankles together...
" Now get into your bag. Hurry up , I haven`t got all night. Pull it up to your armpits..Put your arms out " , and you buckle my rubber ball mitts on my wrists....and then you try to put me into the bag.....But at this point...I dont want to and I resist.....
" Awwww , its alright pansy , you dont have to. Lets get your pretty tights down and I will give you a nice wank eh girlie "...
You then soak the cotton wool with the poppers , put it into the gas mask canister and screw the canister onto my gas mask....and then you switch the vibrator on full...
you will have no trouble getting my arms behind me and using the cable tie to secure my wrists....Once that is done , I am at your mercy................

You remove the canister from the gas mask and push me all the way into the bag. On the floor are some lengths of rope.. You knot the end of the bag which I have just slid down with the rope very tightly and then tie the end of the rope to one end of the bed and the same with the other end...

No matter how much I try , I cannot get off the bed..The only way I will ever get free is when someone unties the bag from the bed and lets me out..Take the gas mask hose and thread it through the eyelet and screw it onto my gas mask , and then you can popper the canister again and attach it to the gas mask hose end sticking out of the bag...

I can breathe quite easily in the bag. I have stayed in it for 16 hours or more and never had any problems...

" Heh heh heh , are you comfortable in there , you big fucking girl "...Thats good...because...

" YOU ARE FUCKING STAYING IN IT " Heh heh heh heh

" THE MAID WILL LET YOU OUT IN THE MORNING " Heh heh heh

" BYE BYE , YOU BIG FUCKING FAIRY " Heh heh heh

And that is it....You leave me like that..The crushing humiliation and embarrassment and shame being found this way is what I crave....

Will you do this ? How much will it be ?

Thank you

pansy

...he wrote whilst wanking

Roxy101

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8188 on: 12 December 2015, 03:11:42 pm »
Yup, or has no idea how to structure sentences lol

X

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8189 on: 12 December 2015, 09:54:48 pm »
Had this come through the other day. Went to delete it straight away but was bored it so tried to read it for a laugh. Got bored half way through and skim read the last bit.



Hi to you...
Suffering Humiliation at the hands of a beautiful girl/girls is what I seek. I am a big sissy girl..My name is pansy...

When you enter the hotel room , I will be in my sissy latex dress and latex tights and I will have my anal vibrator in too..and one of those rubber hoods that only show my eyes and mouth..
" Ha ha ha , you big fucking fairy " - " Oh , you do look pretty , you pansy " etc etc.. Cruel taunts a plenty

Everything you will need will be on the table ready..Firstly , my ball gag goes in and then I am ordered to lay on the bed where you sit astride my neck and smother me with your hot wet pussy

" Mmmmm , can you smell my scent , you big fucking girl " Ha ha ha

" Would you like to fuck me pansy " ? - " Awww , I dont allow big girls like you to " cum " Ha ha ha....

On the bed is a thick rubber bag that looks like a giant condom.I can get into it quite easily and lay down inside it..It has a built in D-Ring at the end of it ,and an eyelet for a gas mask hose to go through.. If I oil it beforehand , then because I am in latex from neck to foot , I slide into it quite easily...
" Lets put you into your gas mask fairy " , and then you zip it down at the back. Then you tie my ankles together...
" Now get into your bag. Hurry up , I haven`t got all night. Pull it up to your armpits..Put your arms out " , and you buckle my rubber ball mitts on my wrists....and then you try to put me into the bag.....But at this point...I dont want to and I resist.....
" Awwww , its alright pansy , you dont have to. Lets get your pretty tights down and I will give you a nice wank eh girlie "...
You then soak the cotton wool with the poppers , put it into the gas mask canister and screw the canister onto my gas mask....and then you switch the vibrator on full...
you will have no trouble getting my arms behind me and using the cable tie to secure my wrists....Once that is done , I am at your mercy................

You remove the canister from the gas mask and push me all the way into the bag. On the floor are some lengths of rope.. You knot the end of the bag which I have just slid down with the rope very tightly and then tie the end of the rope to one end of the bed and the same with the other end...

No matter how much I try , I cannot get off the bed..The only way I will ever get free is when someone unties the bag from the bed and lets me out..Take the gas mask hose and thread it through the eyelet and screw it onto my gas mask , and then you can popper the canister again and attach it to the gas mask hose end sticking out of the bag...

I can breathe quite easily in the bag. I have stayed in it for 16 hours or more and never had any problems...

" Heh heh heh , are you comfortable in there , you big fucking girl "...Thats good...because...

" YOU ARE FUCKING STAYING IN IT " Heh heh heh heh

" THE MAID WILL LET YOU OUT IN THE MORNING " Heh heh heh

" BYE BYE , YOU BIG FUCKING FAIRY " Heh heh heh

And that is it....You leave me like that..The crushing humiliation and embarrassment and shame being found this way is what I crave....

Will you do this ? How much will it be ?

Thank you

pansy

Sounds like a horror movie.