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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8160 on: 07 December 2015, 04:51:31 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 07 December 2015, 04:16:01 pm
Phonecall today.

Him, hi is that ****?
Me, yes
Him, I'd really like to visit you on Thursday afternoon, are you around?
Me, yes is 2.30 ok?
Him, yes that's perfect,
Me, what type of service would you like, etc etc etc
Him, very politely describes what he would like......
Me, ok no problem, confirm with me on Thursday by 10am
Him, oh by the way I have a very sick mother that frequently becomes unwell so might not make the booking but I'll let you know by 1pm if anything happens.
Me, forget it then, call me Thursday if you're around.
 :FF

He was also clearly after a free phone wank, talking all sexy and sleazy, saying he's a very naughty boy, yuk

The sexy/sleazy chat would have been enough for me to put the phone down nevermind him telling you he's a complete timewaster. I'm happy to confirm my service list is accurate but that's as far as it goes.
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8161 on: 07 December 2015, 05:12:23 pm »
Quote from: Kendra Glasgow on 07 December 2015, 04:51:31 pm
Quote from: Nia Hope on 07 December 2015, 04:16:01 pm
Phonecall today.

Him, hi is that ****?
Me, yes
Him, I'd really like to visit you on Thursday afternoon, are you around?
Me, yes is 2.30 ok?
Him, yes that's perfect,
Me, what type of service would you like, etc etc etc
Him, very politely describes what he would like......
Me, ok no problem, confirm with me on Thursday by 10am
Him, oh by the way I have a very sick mother that frequently becomes unwell so might not make the booking but I'll let you know by 1pm if anything happens.
Me, forget it then, call me Thursday if you're around.
 :FF

He was also clearly after a free phone wank, talking all sexy and sleazy, saying he's a very naughty boy, yuk

The sexy/sleazy chat would have been enough for me to put the phone down nevermind him telling you he's a complete timewaster. I'm happy to confirm my service list is accurate but that's as far as it goes.
I agree, I was bored to be honest so entertained me for a nano second and gave him short sharp answers, it was the old "What do you like" and "Oh I'm so naughty aren't I"

I won't hold my breath on Thursday x
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Princess-sarah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8162 on: 07 December 2015, 11:38:50 pm »
Client leaves a voicemail requesting a booking using my real name lol I deleted it ..... I was changing location anyway so wouldn't have had the chance to see him.... Most likely a guy I used to go to school with lol lol  a bit awkward ....
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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8163 on: 08 December 2015, 05:03:05 pm »
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8164 on: 08 December 2015, 11:44:35 pm »
Me:Hello
Him:Hi I saw your profile on Adultwork.
Me:Oh yes How can I help?
Him:I'd really like to spread your pussy and put my finger in.
Me:(not missing a beat)Really?Is that because your finger is bigger than your cock?
Him:Er er.
Me:Bye bye now thanks for your call.Click.
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Gizzi

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8165 on: 08 December 2015, 11:47:54 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 08 December 2015, 11:44:35 pm
Me:Hello
Him:Hi I saw your profile on Adultwork.
Me:Oh yes How can I help?
Him:I'd really like to spread your pussy and put my finger in.
Me:(not missing a beat)Really?Is that because your finger is bigger than your cock?
Him:Er er.
Me:Bye bye now thanks for your call.Click.


Best response I've heard Bibi! I will have to remember that one.
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8166 on: 09 December 2015, 10:59:56 am »
"Hi.
I used to see a girl weekly and she's retired from escorting now but I'm looking for a weekly booking sometimes about three nights a week but I've met some unpleasant girls on here.is there any chance of a ten minute meet to see if I like you? No sex or anything, just a quick chat? I'm a descent guy, 27 years old, chilled out and just looking to get a new friend(paid of course)?x"

 ::) ::)
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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8167 on: 09 December 2015, 11:34:50 am »
My friend just sent me a screen shot of a text she just received.......

Hi I'm Peter could you sell me to a Chinese takeaway and keep the money you get for me please?

WTF? Lol just when you think you've heard it all.
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TrashAzn

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8168 on: 09 December 2015, 12:06:57 pm »
Quote from: Kendra Glasgow on 09 December 2015, 11:34:50 am
My friend just sent me a screen shot of a text she just received.......

Hi I'm Peter could you sell me to a Chinese takeaway and keep the money you get for me please?

WTF? Lol just when you think you've heard it all.

Sounds like he read too many of those male websites that tell men that cocky weird humour is the way to get women to talk to them. They usually get sold a bunch of books and DVD's with some guy on it with good looks and a huge man chest talking nonsense about how to pick up women with "proven" techniques
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8169 on: 09 December 2015, 12:34:05 pm »
Test received:

"hi hun how did it go with the dog did it mount"

I really hope this was a wrong number! Though it does mean they would have got my auto reply with my website address :/
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8170 on: 09 December 2015, 02:45:05 pm »
Quote from: hannah13 on 09 December 2015, 10:59:56 am
"Hi.
I used to see a girl weekly and she's retired from escorting now but I'm looking for a weekly booking sometimes about three nights a week but I've met some unpleasant girls on here.is there any chance of a ten minute meet to see if I like you? No sex or anything, just a quick chat? I'm a descent guy, 27 years old, chilled out and just looking to get a new friend(paid of course)?x"

 ::) ::)
The old "I need a new regular" don't know how many times I've heard that, x
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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8171 on: 09 December 2015, 03:00:02 pm »
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« Last Edit: 09 December 2015, 03:50:53 pm by Kendra Glasgow »
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8172 on: 09 December 2015, 03:36:59 pm »
Via text:Hi Booobiiee
Clearly a 12 year old who has just learnt a new naughty word teehee! ::)
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8173 on: 09 December 2015, 09:07:02 pm »
Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 08 December 2015, 11:44:35 pm
Me:Hello
Him:Hi I saw your profile on Adultwork.
Me:Oh yes How can I help?
Him:I'd really like to spread your pussy and put my finger in.
Me:(not missing a beat)Really?Is that because your finger is bigger than your cock?
Him:Er er.
Me:Bye bye now thanks for your call.Click.

That one brilliant reply  :)
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8174 on: 10 December 2015, 04:15:02 pm »
text just come through

Fucknugget:  Yo, face?

Me:                 Yes, I have one, thank you

 :FF
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