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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8130 on: 30 November 2015, 09:59:19 am »
Quote from: Red KB on 29 November 2015, 09:34:14 am
Text received in the night:

"Hi
Pretty women chance
I'm a 37 yr old male
Own home etc
Seeking marriage to escort
Offer rent/bill free
Want nothing in return just
want an escort with to adore
and look after"

Definitely jumping on this!
Pretty woman eh?Methinks he is no Richard Gere...
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Angie.B.x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8131 on: 30 November 2015, 09:18:22 pm »
Had this today: A/hole - Hiya mrs can you tell me if you tell anyone about your customers?
                              Me - No I am very discreet and never discuss clients with anybody else.
                        A/hole - Oh that's great mrs you've put me at ease. Are you free on Friday?
                             Me - Yes just give me a call and we can discuss this and come to some arrangement.
                        A/hole - Oh yes I will do my name is *** so you know who it is that's ringing you. I'm 25
                        very fit and good looking. I hope you are ready for some hot young c*#k mrs!

Awww wtf??? The mrs bit did it for me and I really can't wait to see this young stud...........NOT pmsfl  ::)
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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8132 on: 30 November 2015, 10:11:23 pm »
Quote from: Angie.B.x on 30 November 2015, 09:18:22 pm
Had this today: A/hole - Hiya mrs can you tell me if you tell anyone about your customers?
                              Me - No I am very discreet and never discuss clients with anybody else.
                        A/hole - Oh that's great mrs you've put me at ease. Are you free on Friday?
                             Me - Yes just give me a call and we can discuss this and come to some arrangement.
                        A/hole - Oh yes I will do my name is *** so you know who it is that's ringing you. I'm 25
                        very fit and good looking. I hope you are ready for some hot young c*#k mrs!

Awww wtf??? The mrs bit did it for me and I really can't wait to see this young stud...........NOT pmsfl  ::)

I hate it when they tell me they are good looking and have a 8 inch cock.....I don't even see them. In my experience, the one's who think they are nice looking try to push boundaries because they think I'm getting a break from old men.....one actually said that to me once, the arrogance  ::) cringe! I don't care how good looking they are, they get the same as everyone else x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8133 on: 01 December 2015, 04:39:01 am »
Do you do incalls?
No.
What about bending you over in the alley next to my house with your knickers round your ankles or just pulling them to the side?
I don't think so.
Fuck off then you fucking timewaster!

Um I'm the timewaster in this situation am I lol SMH :FF
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8134 on: 01 December 2015, 09:30:45 am »
AW message, "Would you be free for either a 15 or 30 minute session this morning? x"

Fair enough message, auto response kicks in telling to read profile for availability etc.

Reply from user to auto response, "Just to clarify, I've read your profile and know that you are available after 10am, I just wanted to check that you weren't already booked up!

If there's any more info that you need, let me know x"

Obviously hasn't read my profile as it says I'm not available today. And I really don't like the tone of him saying he knows I'm available!
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Angie.B.x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8135 on: 01 December 2015, 07:31:19 pm »
I'm the same as yourself Kendra. The "I'm such a good looking super stud" fuds put me off every single time. If and when I do decide to see them thy've got a wee winky and can't last more than 5 mins  ;D ::) lol Give me an older guy any day x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8136 on: 01 December 2015, 07:53:21 pm »
Quote from: Kendra Glasgow on 30 November 2015, 10:11:23 pm
Quote from: Angie.B.x on 30 November 2015, 09:18:22 pm
Had this today: A/hole - Hiya mrs can you tell me if you tell anyone about your customers?
                              Me - No I am very discreet and never discuss clients with anybody else.
                        A/hole - Oh that's great mrs you've put me at ease. Are you free on Friday?
                             Me - Yes just give me a call and we can discuss this and come to some arrangement.
                        A/hole - Oh yes I will do my name is *** so you know who it is that's ringing you. I'm 25
                        very fit and good looking. I hope you are ready for some hot young c*#k mrs!

Awww wtf??? The mrs bit did it for me and I really can't wait to see this young stud...........NOT pmsfl  ::)

I hate it when they tell me they are good looking and have a 8 inch cock.....I don't even see them. In my experience, the one's who think they are nice looking try to push boundaries because they think I'm getting a break from old men.....one actually said that to me once, the arrogance  ::) cringe! I don't care how good looking they are, they get the same as everyone else x

when I first started doing this job I had one of those ones contact me. He was like " I am a very good looking guy, when you see me you would think I am so sexy, I know I look sexy, I have smooth chocolate skin I am Indian, i am proper proper hott" Now remember this was in my early days so I went to meet this guy and he was actually rather plain looking. Not trying to be nasty but he genuinely was. There was nothing sexy about him whatsoever. He was no sendhill ramamurthy. I was so disappointed. lol. These men are just full of themselves and deluded when half of them look like a proboscis monkeys and aye-ayes. I wouldn't have mind if they weren't so arrogant though.
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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8137 on: 01 December 2015, 07:56:20 pm »
Just had someone try to book me saying he knows who I am. Said my name is Courtney and I work in River Island  ::)

Then sent me a text saying weed or cocaine?  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8138 on: 02 December 2015, 12:11:50 pm »
Quote from: Roxy101 on 24 November 2015, 01:36:15 am
Quote from: Just An Escort on 21 November 2015, 08:44:50 am
I'm sure I've seen this one before on this thread, but the number hadn't been in touch with me before:

Can you do 6 days booking I can pay you ?100,000 and I can give you a deposit off ?50,000 clear funds for you to start using straight away it is a business and pleasure the booking will take place in London if you are available please get in touch thank you and this is not a joke it is a serious offer thank you

I got this exact text the other day, I was planning on writing it here but you've beat me to it. Wonder if anyone replied to him lol

Xx

I had this idiot. Hes quite abusive http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=30460.0
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8139 on: 02 December 2015, 02:56:06 pm »
Guy phones me there for a booking but I had to cancel his call a couple of times as I was in the middle of texting one of my regulars and my other client was in the shower so couldn't speak.

So I send him a text to say sorry I can't take his call at the moment but I don't have any availability at all for this week anyway unless I get a cancellation.

He texts back saying OK are you available today?  ::)

Me: No, sorry!

Him: OK are you available today at 2.30 for a half hour and how much  ::)

Blocked!

Was going to take a third attempt to tell this guy I'm not available today and I don't do half hours.

He clearly had cock brain and wasn't thinking straight. How can me telling him twice already that I'm not available not register?  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8140 on: 02 December 2015, 04:29:30 pm »
Quote from: Kendra Glasgow on 02 December 2015, 02:56:06 pm
Guy phones me there for a booking but I had to cancel his call a couple of times as I was in the middle of texting one of my regulars and my other client was in the shower so couldn't speak.

So I send him a text to say sorry I can't take his call at the moment but I don't have any availability at all for this week anyway unless I get a cancellation.

He texts back saying OK are you available today?  ::)

Me: No, sorry!

Him: OK are you available today at 2.30 for a half hour and how much  ::)

Blocked!

Was going to take a third attempt to tell this guy I'm not available today and I don't do half hours.

He clearly had cock brain and wasn't thinking straight. How can me telling him twice already that I'm not available not register?  ::)

Do you think they do it on purpose to whine us up or they are just naturally stupid? I am getting confused lately.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8141 on: 02 December 2015, 04:36:08 pm »
IDIOT   Hi lovely,   i hope   you are well  would you accept  35  for  15  min  with  anal ?

my you make  my day

 he i  hope so

me  i  will stay 4 ever  with u  for  free .. stop txt me

he  i don't  ask  for  this  35  for 15  min this fair  plus I'm   young and  clean

me DIY, if  you don't have respect and money   stop  disturb me

he i  have respect  and i have money    i just don't  want  to mint to 70 and  not be satisfied.. so i was  hoping  to get half price  for half time and  then come  back  for   future meetings

me i don't offer  15 min  booking  minimum  booking  is  half hour 70  and  anal is   extra  40  anyway  block  :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8142 on: 03 December 2015, 11:24:08 pm »
Just got a lovely email from someone called honky tonk womaniser saying......

?200 bb sex

That's it, nothing else. Normally I would tell a disrespectful boundary pusher with zero basic skills to fuck off but after taking advice on here not to engage with these people, I just blocked him instead.

He has good feedback as well from quite a well known girl!

Just goes to show that feedback is a load of bull. I only use it as a guide, nothing more. I never make my decision based on another girls experience, I decide on how they come across to me.

Literally every review system in the world is flawed  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8143 on: 04 December 2015, 12:45:17 am »
Last week a guy called me asking it was really me in my pictures ( I don't show my face). I explained it was and said it would be pretty stupid of me to put up fake pictures as that would lead to bad reviews.  He then asked the same question again which really pissed me off so I said it was rude of him to keep asking.  He then asked if I was fat and spotty as he'd been told by his mates that sometimes escorts look nothing like their pictures. I hung up on him.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8144 on: 04 December 2015, 04:36:28 pm »
7 missed calls in less than 1 hour from the same person  ::)
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