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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8115 on: 23 November 2015, 04:57:25 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 23 November 2015, 04:48:19 pm
Quote from: KayHerts on 23 November 2015, 04:47:26 pm
Also, it's the wrong time of year for Creme Eggs!
If it was a chocolate Santa I might have done it
Or a toblerone might be interesting x
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englishrebecca121

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8116 on: 23 November 2015, 11:10:57 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 23 November 2015, 04:57:25 pm
Quote from: Nia Hope on 23 November 2015, 04:48:19 pm
Quote from: KayHerts on 23 November 2015, 04:47:26 pm
Also, it's the wrong time of year for Creme Eggs!
If it was a chocolate Santa I might have done it
Or a toblerone might be interesting x

i did this the over day with a client had chocolate wee all day not good!
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ParisB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8117 on: 23 November 2015, 11:40:42 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 23 November 2015, 04:44:56 pm
Hi, I'd love to book a 3 hour session with you this Friday, would you put a cadburys cream egg in your pussy let it melt so I can eat it out?

Now I'm no prude but really! Wouldn't I have chocolate discharge for a while?  ???

I got asked for hard sports so much in Dubai I was tempted to take a lady's advice and stick a Mars bar up my ass
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8118 on: 24 November 2015, 12:18:29 am »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 23 November 2015, 04:44:56 pm
Hi, I'd love to book a 3 hour session with you this Friday, would you put a cadburys cream egg in your pussy let it melt so I can eat it out?

Now I'm no prude but really! Wouldn't I have chocolate discharge for a while?  ???

I had a regular ask me to put a Mars Bar up there the other day before heading to meet him, told him no obviously. I'd be worried about getting thrush or something from doing that!
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Roxy101

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8119 on: 24 November 2015, 01:36:15 am »
Quote from: Just An Escort on 21 November 2015, 08:44:50 am
I'm sure I've seen this one before on this thread, but the number hadn't been in touch with me before:

Can you do 6 days booking I can pay you ?100,000 and I can give you a deposit off ?50,000 clear funds for you to start using straight away it is a business and pleasure the booking will take place in London if you are available please get in touch thank you and this is not a joke it is a serious offer thank you

I got this exact text the other day, I was planning on writing it here but you've beat me to it. Wonder if anyone replied to him lol

Xx
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8120 on: 24 November 2015, 02:13:39 pm »
An urgent email received simply saying: ASAP


Think he's got a long wait ahead, like forever haha
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8121 on: 24 November 2015, 02:59:36 pm »
Guy texts:

IDIOT:  Can I have an incall today?
ME:  Sorry, I'm not doing incalls today, I am happy to see you on an outcall.
IDIOT:  Can't you do an incall?
ME: Sorry, I work from hotels and don't have a hotel room booked for today.
IDIOT:  But you could book one.
IDIOT:  Book a hotel room, I can pay for it.
ME:  If that's the case you book the hotel room and I'll see you at my incall rate when I arrive.

Unsurprisingly, I never heard from him again.....
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8122 on: 25 November 2015, 09:10:24 pm »
I'm on holiday and it's all over all my ads etc. Just received this cracker through email. 
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want lick both ur holes and make u cum so hard and put my cock deep in ur holes till u cum Over Mr and I cum all over ur Boobs or face or whatever u want it and then fuck u again Till u cant take it anymore x   

Sigh
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8123 on: 26 November 2015, 11:03:02 am »
Message received from AW, nothing unusual. I replied with my phone number and said call don't text. And they send a text...

Just adding, it wasn't so much that he didn't follow my instructions but that he had read my message about 2 minutes before and went straight to text.
« Last Edit: 26 November 2015, 11:19:27 am by Red KB »
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8124 on: 26 November 2015, 12:56:34 pm »
Quote from: littleminxjennifer on 25 November 2015, 09:10:24 pm
I'm on holiday and it's all over all my ads etc. Just received this cracker through email. 
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want lick both ur holes and make u cum so hard and put my cock deep in ur holes till u cum Over Mr and I cum all over ur Boobs or face or whatever u want it and then fuck u again Till u cant take it anymore x   

Sigh
I'm on holiday too and I've taken down my number on AW and plastered that I am on holiday all on my main ads and website and yet everytime I switch my work phone on on an evening to use the internet I've loads of missed calls and texts asking for bookings!Sods law!Guess they must save your number.
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littleminxjennifer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8125 on: 26 November 2015, 02:29:20 pm »
Oh no my number has been taken down til I'm back. This was an email lol.   Hope you're enjoying your time away xx
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BarbaraB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8126 on: 27 November 2015, 04:35:27 pm »
if u open my profile 

HOLIDAY  HOLIDAY  HOLIDA  HOLIDAY HOLIDAY  HOLIDAY
HOLIDAY 14.11-1.12.u  can  meet me in prague  but  i offer  just  outcalls  meetings
HOLIDA  HOLIDAY   HOLIDAY   
HOLIDAY   HOLIDAY   HOLIDAY
HOLIDAY  HOLIDAY  HOLIDAY   

MY TOUR  DATES 

bla blah  bla 
i don't  have number  on  my aw

 i day  i have  minimum 3  emails   in day asked  me  for   booking ...   upset txt  why is not my number showing, and i i say  i don't  work he say one  client  in day   will don't kill u wtf ... etc etc

i don't know   how  much i have to say  i don't work ...
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ParisB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8127 on: 28 November 2015, 08:43:07 am »
Quote from: barbaragoldilocks on 27 November 2015, 04:35:27 pm
if u open my profile 

HOLIDAY  HOLIDAY  HOLIDA  HOLIDAY HOLIDAY  HOLIDAY
HOLIDAY 14.11-1.12.u  can  meet me in prague  but  i offer  just  outcalls  meetings
HOLIDA  HOLIDAY   HOLIDAY   
HOLIDAY   HOLIDAY   HOLIDAY
HOLIDAY  HOLIDAY  HOLIDAY   

MY TOUR  DATES 

bla blah  bla 
i don't  have number  on  my aw

 i day  i have  minimum 3  emails   in day asked  me  for   booking ...   upset txt  why is not my number showing, and i i say  i don't  work he say one  client  in day   will don't kill u wtf ... etc etc

i don't know   how  much i have to say  i don't work ...

Just take your profile down and put it up when you return it's what I do
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BarbaraB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8128 on: 29 November 2015, 08:12:36 am »
Quote from: ParisB on 28 November 2015, 08:43:07 am
Quote from: barbaragoldilocks on 27 November 2015, 04:35:27 pm
if u open my profile 

HOLIDAY  HOLIDAY  HOLIDA  HOLIDAY HOLIDAY  HOLIDAY
HOLIDAY 14.11-1.12.u  can  meet me in prague  but  i offer  just  outcalls  meetings
HOLIDA  HOLIDAY   HOLIDAY   
HOLIDAY   HOLIDAY   HOLIDAY
HOLIDAY  HOLIDAY  HOLIDAY   

MY TOUR  DATES 

bla blah  bla 
i don't  have number  on  my aw

 i day  i have  minimum 3  emails   in day asked  me  for   booking ...   upset txt  why is not my number showing, and i i say  i don't  work he say one  client  in day   will don't kill u wtf ... etc etc

i don't know   how  much i have to say  i don't work ...

Just take your profile down and put it up when you return it's what I do

choice  but honesty  a  lot of  guys watch my  private   gallery and movies  so  i do  around  400 in two   weeks  just of this ...  what i think is not bad
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8129 on: 29 November 2015, 09:34:14 am »
Text received in the night:

"Hi
Pretty women chance
I'm a 37 yr old male
Own home etc
Seeking marriage to escort
Offer rent/bill free
Want nothing in return just
want an escort with to adore
and look after"

Definitely jumping on this!
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