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Lois01827

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8100 on: 21 November 2015, 08:59:47 pm »
Quote from: Hadley on 21 November 2015, 03:33:10 pm
Love your pics here.
Will you let me fuck your mouth whilst i film ?
If so , is this service included in your fee ?
Blessings
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xxx


I know this isn't the worst we've ever seen, but the "Can I skullfuck you  / Blessings my child" type combo did crack me up!

H xx

Oh wowsers  ;D  Hadley, what is a skullfuck?  :o ha x
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8101 on: 21 November 2015, 09:04:44 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 21 November 2015, 05:12:02 pm
Quote from: Shewolf on 20 November 2015, 10:01:04 pm
Quote from: Kendra Glasgow on 16 November 2015, 08:41:31 am
Text at 4.03am this morning saying.......

Available

That's it, nothing else. Not even a hello. Where are he basic manners if nothing else?

Blocked.

Like I am sitting 24 hours a day, 7 days a week in my underwear just waiting on these types of people texting or calling me with nothing else going on in my life.

Did he bother to use a question mark? I bet he didn't. He simply couldn't be arsed to pay you any respect. I have had a few texts like this...'u on' ....'u available'...'u free now'

Like apes grunting.




 3.06am U up 


My smileys aren't working so I can't add any emotion to the post, not that there is any lol :-)

U up??????


hahaha HILARIOUS. U UP???? Up where? Up the fecking chimney Ug. That's what I would have replied.

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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8102 on: 21 November 2015, 09:06:05 pm »
Or I may have asked him if his brain hurt. The possible replies are endless.
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geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8103 on: 21 November 2015, 09:52:01 pm »

Hey there sexy ?? would you be interested in having some hot fun and having your gorgeous arse bent over tonight? I don't have any money until Tuesday but I can give you my iPhone 6 for payment or you keep it till Tuesday when I can pay you, please say yes as your pics have made me hard and so horny ?? I understand if you won't, thanks this hard horny and waiting man
 
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Littlemisslondon

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8104 on: 22 November 2015, 10:46:06 am »
Him: Hi so excited you've bid on my reverse booking... Just wondering how I'm going to get someone so sexy into the house without the neighbours being suspicious !!
Me: Not a problem, I can be very discrete, can happily dress like a mortgage broker/estate agent etc...
Him: Could you do a more casual 'jeans' look and could you park down the road??
Me: (Groan!) Sure that's no problem...
Him: Awesome !! As I don't think the mortgage broker thing would really work as Im only 21, also would you be able to park up and wait until I give the all clear? Not sure what time my parents are going out, it will be somewhere between 2-4pm, also won't be able to get to a cashpoint until after the weekend, so can i pay you by bank transfer before you leave??
Me: :FF :FF :FF :FF >:(
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Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8105 on: 22 November 2015, 12:29:13 pm »
Quote from: Littlemisslondon on 22 November 2015, 10:46:06 am
Him: Hi so excited you've bid on my reverse booking... Just wondering how I'm going to get someone so sexy into the house without the neighbours being suspicious !!
Me: Not a problem, I can be very discrete, can happily dress like a mortgage broker/estate agent etc...
Him: Could you do a more casual 'jeans' look and could you park down the road??
Me: (Groan!) Sure that's no problem...
Him: Awesome !! As I don't think the mortgage broker thing would really work as Im only 21, also would you be able to park up and wait until I give the all clear? Not sure what time my parents are going out, it will be somewhere between 2-4pm, also won't be able to get to a cashpoint until after the weekend, so can i pay you by bank transfer before you leave??
Me: :FF :FF :FF :FF >:(

is he for real!!!!
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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8106 on: 22 November 2015, 12:49:47 pm »
Quote from: Littlemisslondon on 22 November 2015, 10:46:06 am
Him: Hi so excited you've bid on my reverse booking... Just wondering how I'm going to get someone so sexy into the house without the neighbours being suspicious !!
Me: Not a problem, I can be very discrete, can happily dress like a mortgage broker/estate agent etc...
Him: Could you do a more casual 'jeans' look and could you park down the road??
Me: (Groan!) Sure that's no problem...
Him: Awesome !! As I don't think the mortgage broker thing would really work as Im only 21, also would you be able to park up and wait until I give the all clear? Not sure what time my parents are going out, it will be somewhere between 2-4pm, also won't be able to get to a cashpoint until after the weekend, so can i pay you by bank transfer before you leave??
Me: :FF :FF :FF :FF >:(

I've bid on a few reverse bookings in my time if they are offering the money I charge or very close to it and they seem fluffy and decent but it's almost always a waste of time as after they accept you....I then get hit with all sorts of requests that wasn't originally on their reverse booking or they go off and do their own thing which really annoys me so now I will only bid if it's someone I know I think x
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Littlemisslondon

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8107 on: 22 November 2015, 01:38:11 pm »
Kendra... this was BEFORE he decided on his reverse booking !! I couldn't stop laughing! x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8108 on: 22 November 2015, 07:20:31 pm »
Goes from 'Hi I'm John, I'd really like to book you how do I do that' to 'oh I don't live alone' (I'm outcall only)   to 'how would you feel seeing 3 men in their 20s'.
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8109 on: 22 November 2015, 08:05:45 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 21 November 2015, 09:06:05 pm
Or I may have asked him if his brain hurt. The possible replies are endless.


I mostly ignore but sometimes I reply "sorry I don't see retards" 
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Shewolf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8110 on: 22 November 2015, 08:23:18 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 22 November 2015, 08:05:45 pm
Quote from: Shewolf on 21 November 2015, 09:06:05 pm
Or I may have asked him if his brain hurt. The possible replies are endless.


I mostly ignore but sometimes I reply "sorry I don't see retards"

LOVE THAT  ;D !!!
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katrina

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8111 on: 22 November 2015, 08:28:20 pm »
Quote from: Shewolf on 22 November 2015, 08:23:18 pm
Quote from: katrina on 22 November 2015, 08:05:45 pm
Quote from: Shewolf on 21 November 2015, 09:06:05 pm
Or I may have asked him if his brain hurt. The possible replies are endless.


I mostly ignore but sometimes I reply "sorry I don't see retards"

LOVE THAT  ;D !!!


Its funny that after I say that to them they suddenly start texting like normal human beings lol! Too late by then though I've already made up my mind that I wont see them :-)
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8112 on: 23 November 2015, 04:44:56 pm »
Hi, I'd love to book a 3 hour session with you this Friday, would you put a cadburys cream egg in your pussy let it melt so I can eat it out?

Now I'm no prude but really! Wouldn't I have chocolate discharge for a while?  ???
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Kay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8113 on: 23 November 2015, 04:47:26 pm »
Also, it's the wrong time of year for Creme Eggs!
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8114 on: 23 November 2015, 04:48:19 pm »
Quote from: KayHerts on 23 November 2015, 04:47:26 pm
Also, it's the wrong time of year for Creme Eggs!
If it was a chocolate Santa I might have done it
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