2 weeks ago I had a client phone me on the Friday nite just after 11pm for a booking, I said that I was sorry but he's left it too late to book me as I don't work at this time and even when I do work......I only take bookings with notice (I shouldn't have answered the phone, my bad).
He said when are you next available and I said Monday or if he prefers weekends then it would be the following weekend.
I was sitting in my jammies after just having a nice bath, hair up in a bun, makeup off and feeling nice and fresh and cosy in front of the TV and the guy turns round and says.......
Aw sorry, can I not just come round and suck your tits for 10 minutes?
I took a second to process his request and said I just wonder where in your mind you thought your request would be appealing to me even if I was working nevermind when I'm not?
He said I don't see what the matter is? I want to see you!
I said I would rather poke both my own eyes out than have some random stranger turn up at my house to dangle from my boobs for any length of time.
He just could not for the life of him understand why his request didn't get the response he was hoping for? His charming ways much have worked for someone else for him to be so unwilling to accept my answer being a swift NO!
He then proceeded to tell me to stop wasting his time, that I was cheap and that I WAS TO THINK before I speak in future?? Really? I wonder why thinking before HE spoke and taking some of his own advice didn't occur to him?
Is it just me or would anyone else have jumped at the chance of someone coming round to suck their tits for 10 minutes? Whether they were working or not?
It's not as if I don't like my boobs being sucked, it's all part of the service but his 10 minute boob sucking request (out of hours) didn't appeal to me in the slightest even if he paid my hourly rate (an hour is the minimum I do) which I very much doubt he would have wanted to part with ?130 for 10 minutes of boob sucking.
You just have to wonder what someone like that would be like in person if they can't even behave for 30 seconds on the phone? I'm so glad that so many of them give themselves away at the phone call stage which is why I point blank refuse to accept text messages from strangers looking to book me.