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Secret-Whore

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7965 on: 01 November 2015, 06:18:50 pm »
I do mainly outcalls and I don't do 30 minute outcalls. I also charge extra for anal, depending on length of booking.
Anyway, client contacted me and confirms what my profile says ("If I book X hours, anal is included right?") and I confirm. Five minutes later, he texts me to tell me he's reached his withdrawal limit so can I do 30-40 minutes for less than my 1 hour rate and include anal, which would cost extra anyway? Twat.
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7966 on: 01 November 2015, 06:21:50 pm »
'Hi, was just wondering if you smoke weed or like charlie we could come to some arrangement ;)  Also do u do outdoors? xxx'

Yeah mate, I'll have sex with you in a field for drugs, no problem  :FF
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Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7967 on: 02 November 2015, 01:43:32 pm »
some one keeps emailing me on days im clearly not working , oh looks like your not working today  :FF
He emailed yesterday asking for my mobile i  explained its on my profile
yet he didnt bother calling , isnt there a name for these kind of men? lol
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Librarylady

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7968 on: 02 November 2015, 01:58:19 pm »
Quote from: Erotic Flower on 02 November 2015, 01:43:32 pm
some one keeps emailing me on days im clearly not working , oh looks like your not working today  :FF
He emailed yesterday asking for my mobile i  explained its on my profile
yet he didnt bother calling , isnt there a name for these kind of men? lol

Pillocks? hehe
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Wailing Banshee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7969 on: 02 November 2015, 10:11:08 pm »
Quote from: Aleshaxx on 01 November 2015, 12:48:47 pm
I received this corker today....
Hi I would really like to meet you today but I don't get paid until next Friday, but I'm horny now. So I can't pay you but I have an expensive watch I can give you. After our meeting you will sell it and get ?140 for it. What time can you be available?

Hahaha!!

Err, why doesn't he sell it and give you the cash?! Clearly a scam!
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OFFS

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7970 on: 03 November 2015, 02:38:02 pm »
A guy called me today saying he is in my area for the next two weeks and wants to book me for an hour each day and wants to leave a deposit. However, he wanted to see what he was getting before hand and said he'd left his bank card at home.....would I see him and give him a 15min freebie ::) Could see it was clearly a scam so politely declined. He then offered to just wank in front of me to which I replied I could watch porn if I wanted to see that. He then asked for pictures and sent his email address. I redirected him to AW but he claims he can't access it on his phone......so where he got my number from puzzles me.

Why do they think we are so stupid? :FF I was tempted to email pictures of really ugly people but he is not worth my time
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Librarylady

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7971 on: 03 November 2015, 03:37:07 pm »
Quote from: OFFS on 03 November 2015, 02:38:02 pm
He then asked for pictures and sent his email address. I redirected him to AW but he claims he can't access it on his phone......so where he got my number from puzzles me.

Why do they think we are so stupid? :FF I was tempted to email pictures of really ugly people but he is not worth my time

I've had this exact same bit before and when I asked him where he got my number he said he went to the library or something but couldn't remember what I looked like.

Why do they not just look for free porn pics on the internet?
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7972 on: 03 November 2015, 04:42:56 pm »
I kept getting a call from a withheld number on my work phone, out of curiosity I answer it and say "Please call back on a visible number" his response " Oh sorry I've been threatening my neighbour anonymously after he objected to my extension, I'll call back"

No thanks x
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Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7973 on: 03 November 2015, 05:57:08 pm »
email this morning asking to act out his fantasy
i want to walk into your place and handcuff you and tie you up ( i dont advertise as submissive )
i want to face fuck you and make you my sex slave  fuck you hard  make you gag  fuck you hard in all your holes ( i got dental problems at the moment   oouch) :o
then he writes how does that sound to you? 
i replied
NO thanks
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BlaqHarlot

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7974 on: 03 November 2015, 06:14:32 pm »
Here's one I recieved earlier...

"Hii wow I must say you are very gorgeous and just my type! I used to have an arrangement with a girl on here where she would come to me for a couple hours and I would pay her ?20 just to give me a blowie nothing else and we would sit and chat after. I would really like to do this with you you are so gorgeous and I would love you to give me a blowie. What do you say bbe? Get back to me soon xxxx"

Erm.... I'll pass!
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geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7975 on: 03 November 2015, 06:56:02 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 03 November 2015, 04:42:56 pm
I kept getting a call from a withheld number on my work phone, out of curiosity I answer it and say "Please call back on a visible number" his response " Oh sorry I've been threatening my neighbour anonymously after he objected to my extension, I'll call back"

No thanks x

Hilarious!
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fifilondon

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7976 on: 03 November 2015, 07:23:15 pm »
My first ever message as independent on aw:

Hi

Would you be interested in farting in my face and making me worship your smelly feet? I'd also love to be splatted with custard pies

Steve

what a nice welcome  ::)
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7977 on: 03 November 2015, 08:28:58 pm »
Quote from: fifilondon on 03 November 2015, 07:23:15 pm
My first ever message as independent on aw:

Hi

Would you be interested in farting in my face and making me worship your smelly feet? I'd also love to be splatted with custard pies

Steve

what a nice welcome  ::)
To be honest I do those things apart from the farting, I think new girls on aw get guys looking for the shock factor though, I'd rather let a client worship my smelly gym feet then blast a custard pie in his face than suck his cock!
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Hadley

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7978 on: 03 November 2015, 08:42:32 pm »
Quote from: Erotic Flower on 03 November 2015, 05:57:08 pm
email this morning asking to act out his fantasy
i want to walk into your place and handcuff you and tie you up ( i dont advertise as submissive )
i want to face fuck you and make you my sex slave  fuck you hard  make you gag  fuck you hard in all your holes ( i got dental problems at the moment   oouch) :o
then he writes how does that sound to you? 
i replied
NO thanks

Oh EF I had that one this morning too xx I replied "gross, and illegal". Sounds like he's doing the rounds xx
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Hadley

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7979 on: 03 November 2015, 08:46:24 pm »
Quote from: mature helen on 30 October 2015, 10:21:34 am
Had this little gem this morning....

hello im xxxx 35 in xxxx xxxx, near birmingham
love your photos, your sexiest babe here,
im looking for a Mistress to force feed me her ass for 30 mins!!
i promise ill make it very wet ,
your so sexy id drink your ass juice in glass
plz msg back or txt xxxxxxx
im ready 2 meet asap!
im 100% discreet and our meet stays between me and u

I really know I'm not going to want to hear the answer but can't stop myself. Pray what is ass juice? One can supposedly fill a cup with this?

On second thoughts please don't answer.

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