Lots of TW emails on AW today but this one made me giggle... 

Hi
I've seen your photos on your profile and you are just what I'm looking for.
I'd like to ask if you can tie me up with 50 or more pairs of tights??
That's my fantasy )
How many pairs would you need!?? I'd like to be tied really tight:)
Would you leave me tied for a few hours?
Thanks


I wonder if he's had any luck yet

Received this message from a gent who nearly booked me until he noticed that I had begun to offer CIM. He gave me a wee lecture and then left me alone... until today:

I hope that you are well, and life is fulfilling.

After another rewarding visit to your private gallery, I still hunger after the opportunity to experience a mutually satisfying erotic encounter with the delicious and intriguing you.

The offer of a potential 20% discount is simply the icing on a very tasty and fulfilling cake.

To overcome my stringent health requirements, I came up with a solution. Would you mind if I made a booking immediately after one of your regular health checks? I have some 'freedom' around the middle of November, otherwise perhaps the end of December/early January? Where there's a will, there's a way. The possibility of helping you squirting with enjoyment, is particularly enticing.

Stay unique,


I told him in the politest terms to sling his hook.

Received this message from a gent who nearly booked me until he noticed that I had begun to offer CIM. He gave me a wee lecture and then left me alone... until today:

I hope that you are well, and life is fulfilling.

After another rewarding visit to your private gallery, I still hunger after the opportunity to experience a mutually satisfying erotic encounter with the delicious and intriguing you.

The offer of a potential 20% discount is simply the icing on a very tasty and fulfilling cake.

To overcome my stringent health requirements, I came up with a solution. Would you mind if I made a booking immediately after one of your regular health checks? I have some 'freedom' around the middle of November, otherwise perhaps the end of December/early January? Where there's a will, there's a way. The possibility of helping you squirting with enjoyment, is particularly enticing.

Stay unique,


I told him in the politest terms to sling his hook.

I kind of get where he is coming from but by the time you have the results you would have been working again so it wouldn't work.

Today I got a message telling me what he wanted and how much he was going to pay for it (less than my rates), NOPE!

I love this thread! Trashazn he probably wanted to see how cheap he could get you to go!

I had my very first word of mouth request today. He said his colleague had seen me and recommended me, I don't know why but it feels a bit weird lol

another gem:

I'm looking for a girl close by I can see in my lunch breaks and after work for quick sessions. I want regular 10 minute sessions no sex involved at all just touching. If we could come to a regular agreement of ?20 per session, like I said just 10mins no sex at all 3-4 times a week in my lunch breaks. I'm here 5 days a week so I'd love to see you regularly. Iv also got a lot of friends who would be interested. Please let me know if you would like to start these sessions? Send me your number and we can arrange our 1st meet.


no response

He should get a blow up doll for his convince in his work hours !

Hello (another girl's name) thankyou for taking the time tonread my mail

After reading over your profile if feel you would be perfect for a fantasy of mine it's an rather strange one

It is not a domination session I am look for

You are a posh upper class girl and I am your servent you must teach me perfect manners on how to be a gentleman such as how to dress how to greet you how to talk and how to be totaly perfect for a lady like you if I am not I get a punishment if I do well then I get a treat

Rather strange I know haha
If you are at all interested please get back to me

Thankyou mark

Ugggggggggghhhhh.

I received this corker today....
Hi I would really like to meet you today but I don't get paid until next Friday, but I'm horny now. So I can't pay you but I have an expensive watch I can give you. After our meeting you will sell it and get ?140 for it. What time can you be available?

Hahaha!!

Quote from: Aleshaxx on 01 November 2015, 12:48:47 pm

I received this corker today....
Hi I would really like to meet you today but I don't get paid until next Friday, but I'm horny now. So I can't pay you but I have an expensive watch I can give you. After our meeting you will sell it and get ?140 for it. What time can you be available?

Hahaha!!

Wow, his watch is worth exactly the price of a booking LOL

whats wrong with him? , there are payday loans or wonga !!!!!