Got this absolute corker this morning:

I won't lie (my name). I'll be honest. You are something else really. Classy, independent, confident, witty, intelligent, attractive, full of personality and positive energy, adventurous, exciting, full of life, beautiful, friendly, warm hearted, Elegant, pretty, stunning, cute, Special, self motivated and determined. Undoubtedly, you ooze sex appeal massively. You are all woman. Your perfect and poses every quality in a woman. You are a work of art. I want to marry you and I want you to be the mother of my children. I know by all your superb qualities you'd be an excellent mother and wife. Devoted, loyal and loving. I'm a current Medical Student with an IQ of 135. We can create a master race and live happily ever after. I want to spoil you and treat you like a princess. I'd support you in every decision and aspect of your life. I'd respect you freedom and independence and I'd love you with all my heart forever and always. I know You and your presence alone would make me feel warm, happy, safe and comfortable. I'd cut of a testicle for this to happen (not literally). I'm very sorry, yes, I'm a 19 year old boy fantasist lol. Also, very sorry for the long email and sounding like a complete and total freak/creep because I'm not, I promise. Please forgive me. Just had to tell you, open my heart and express my fellings. I wish you all the luck in the world and know we will both be happy, rich and successful in life. Truely. Take care and be safe. All my warmth and love (my name). Hugs and Kisses. Yours truely, (weirdo) xxx

Never met the guy but my god, he asked for an advance booking for today last week and I didn't reply as thought he was a bit odd. It's an absolute never after that load of drivvle!

Got this absolute corker this morning:

I won't lie (my name). I'll be honest. You are something else really. Classy, independent, confident, witty, intelligent, attractive, full of personality and positive energy, adventurous, exciting, full of life, beautiful, friendly, warm hearted, Elegant, pretty, stunning, cute, Special, self motivated and determined. Undoubtedly, you ooze sex appeal massively. You are all woman. Your perfect and poses every quality in a woman. You are a work of art. I want to marry you and I want you to be the mother of my children. I know by all your superb qualities you'd be an excellent mother and wife. Devoted, loyal and loving. I'm a current Medical Student with an IQ of 135. We can create a master race and live happily ever after. I want to spoil you and treat you like a princess. I'd support you in every decision and aspect of your life. I'd respect you freedom and independence and I'd love you with all my heart forever and always. I know You and your presence alone would make me feel warm, happy, safe and comfortable. I'd cut of a testicle for this to happen (not literally). I'm very sorry, yes, I'm a 19 year old boy fantasist lol. Also, very sorry for the long email and sounding like a complete and total freak/creep because I'm not, I promise. Please forgive me. Just had to tell you, open my heart and express my fellings. I wish you all the luck in the world and know we will both be happy, rich and successful in life. Truely. Take care and be safe. All my warmth and love (my name). Hugs and Kisses. Yours truely, (weirdo) xxx

Never met the guy but my god, he asked for an advance booking for today last week and I didn't reply as thought he was a bit odd. It's an absolute never after that load of drivvle!

That's a bit....I dunno.  I think good call on the absolute never!

Quote from: Curvygal on 24 October 2015, 01:27:06 pm

Quote from: geordie on 24 October 2015, 10:50:24 am

Got this absolute corker this morning:

I won't lie (my name). I'll be honest. You are something else really. Classy, independent, confident, witty, intelligent, attractive, full of personality and positive energy, adventurous, exciting, full of life, beautiful, friendly, warm hearted, Elegant, pretty, stunning, cute, Special, self motivated and determined. Undoubtedly, you ooze sex appeal massively. You are all woman. Your perfect and poses every quality in a woman. You are a work of art. I want to marry you and I want you to be the mother of my children. I know by all your superb qualities you'd be an excellent mother and wife. Devoted, loyal and loving. I'm a current Medical Student with an IQ of 135. We can create a master race and live happily ever after. I want to spoil you and treat you like a princess. I'd support you in every decision and aspect of your life. I'd respect you freedom and independence and I'd love you with all my heart forever and always. I know You and your presence alone would make me feel warm, happy, safe and comfortable. I'd cut of a testicle for this to happen (not literally). I'm very sorry, yes, I'm a 19 year old boy fantasist lol. Also, very sorry for the long email and sounding like a complete and total freak/creep because I'm not, I promise. Please forgive me. Just had to tell you, open my heart and express my fellings. I wish you all the luck in the world and know we will both be happy, rich and successful in life. Truely. Take care and be safe. All my warmth and love (my name). Hugs and Kisses. Yours truely, (weirdo) xxx

Never met the guy but my god, he asked for an advance booking for today last week and I didn't reply as thought he was a bit odd. It's an absolute never after that load of drivvle!

That's a bit....I dunno.  I think good call on the absolute never!

The master race bit is my absolute favourite part! Hilarious

Yeah that gave me the chuckles and reminded me of Hitler at the same time!

Got this absolute corker this morning:

I won't lie (my name). I'll be honest. You are something else really. Classy, independent, confident, witty, intelligent, attractive, full of personality and positive energy, adventurous, exciting, full of life, beautiful, friendly, warm hearted, Elegant, pretty, stunning, cute, Special, self motivated and determined. Undoubtedly, you ooze sex appeal massively. You are all woman. Your perfect and poses every quality in a woman. You are a work of art. I want to marry you and I want you to be the mother of my children. I know by all your superb qualities you'd be an excellent mother and wife. Devoted, loyal and loving. I'm a current Medical Student with an IQ of 135. We can create a master race and live happily ever after. I want to spoil you and treat you like a princess. I'd support you in every decision and aspect of your life. I'd respect you freedom and independence and I'd love you with all my heart forever and always. I know You and your presence alone would make me feel warm, happy, safe and comfortable. I'd cut of a testicle for this to happen (not literally). I'm very sorry, yes, I'm a 19 year old boy fantasist lol. Also, very sorry for the long email and sounding like a complete and total freak/creep because I'm not, I promise. Please forgive me. Just had to tell you, open my heart and express my fellings. I wish you all the luck in the world and know we will both be happy, rich and successful in life. Truely. Take care and be safe. All my warmth and love (my name). Hugs and Kisses. Yours truely, (weirdo) xxx

Never met the guy but my god, he asked for an advance booking for today last week and I didn't reply as thought he was a bit odd. It's an absolute never after that load of drivvle!

Hahaha I got this one too! you beat me to it! Some people have too much time on their hands I think, what a load of nonsense. I told him off for sending me stupid messages and got an apology, but don't think I'll be seeing him!

Quote from: Curvygal on 24 October 2015, 01:27:06 pm

Quote from: geordie on 24 October 2015, 10:50:24 am

Got this absolute corker this morning:

I won't lie (my name). I'll be honest. You are something else really. Classy, independent, confident, witty, intelligent, attractive, full of personality and positive energy, adventurous, exciting, full of life, beautiful, friendly, warm hearted, Elegant, pretty, stunning, cute, Special, self motivated and determined. Undoubtedly, you ooze sex appeal massively. You are all woman. Your perfect and poses every quality in a woman. You are a work of art. I want to marry you and I want you to be the mother of my children. I know by all your superb qualities you'd be an excellent mother and wife. Devoted, loyal and loving. I'm a current Medical Student with an IQ of 135. We can create a master race and live happily ever after. I want to spoil you and treat you like a princess. I'd support you in every decision and aspect of your life. I'd respect you freedom and independence and I'd love you with all my heart forever and always. I know You and your presence alone would make me feel warm, happy, safe and comfortable. I'd cut of a testicle for this to happen (not literally). I'm very sorry, yes, I'm a 19 year old boy fantasist lol. Also, very sorry for the long email and sounding like a complete and total freak/creep because I'm not, I promise. Please forgive me. Just had to tell you, open my heart and express my fellings. I wish you all the luck in the world and know we will both be happy, rich and successful in life. Truely. Take care and be safe. All my warmth and love (my name). Hugs and Kisses. Yours truely, (weirdo) xxx

Never met the guy but my god, he asked for an advance booking for today last week and I didn't reply as thought he was a bit odd. It's an absolute never after that load of drivvle!

That's a bit....I dunno.  I think good call on the absolute never!

The master race bit is my absolute favourite part! Hilarious

Oh I don't know, I think "I'd cut of a testicle for this to happen" [sic] comes a close second 

Just got a phone call. We agreed 2:30pm and then he said he would put a booking through on AW. He then said he wanted to ask me some things about my service, I told him you can find most questions answered in my profile and he said he was at work so he couldn't look at my profile - I pointed out he had offered to put a booking request through.

So we move on, he asks me if he can bring his own condoms, I say no. Then as we are about to get off the phone he says 'so see you at 1pm then?' so I said  'I thought we said 2:30?' and he said, in a rather aggressive manner 'well now I'm saying 1' when I said I couldn't do one he just said 'ok, see you at 2:30 then'.

I don't bloody think so!!

Him: "Are you incall or outcall"
Me: "Didn't you read my ad?"
Him: "No, but to be honest it didn't really say."

How would he know if he didn't read it?!

Boundary pushing idiot replying to one of my ads in a contact mag (which I do get some sensible bookings from!)

Hi.we choose your ad from (contact) mag ,we r a mature male group keen to meet a beautiful young slim lady 4 a few days .pls txt tim x x x
(told him I don't offer group bookings)
Shame ,could pay very well plus expencies .thanks anyway do u have any friends that would meet us x x x
(told him I don't know any other escorts with a link to AW's search)
Thanks 4 that but its my tearn to find a gorgeous lady and i dont do computers .shame u r amazing .thanks again t x x x x x
(I didn't reply)
Sorry to trouble u again but what would u want to meet me for 2 days.also what your handful of fetishes thanks again t x x x x x
(told him I don't offer bookings of longer than 2 hours and linked to my AW profile)
Thanks but dont do computers .love to meet u for your working day .but just a dream again take care t x x x x x
Why you just do 2hours ,me and you 8 until 11 .thd day ,fun ,friendship ect pls im genuine t x x x
(told him my services etc aren't negotiable and that he should find someone else)
Thanks anyway hope you get on ok .i would pay ?2000 for a day