Whilst not technically asking for a booking - had to share this e-mail just for the sheer ...... well I'm not sure what to say really! Ludicrous, ridiculous?
Hi M,
Hope you're well.
I wondered if you would be interested in doing a video clip for me, well, more of a challenge? I Know you don't advertise that, but was wondering anyway?
The clip could be filmed at your leisure, and in a place of your choosing, and then sent to me.
The challenge would comprise of you drinking 3 beers in the first hour, 3 in the second hour then waiting a further hour and a half. You could do whatever you like in the clip, dance, sing, try on clothes, even watch the TV.
The catch, yep, you're not allowed to leave the camera at any time, no bathroom breaks lol. Think you can last?
(I forgot to mention, the camera can't be set up in the bathroom) You can also substitute the beer for wine if you don't like beer, but they'd have to be large glasses and topped up with lemonade/soda.
How much would I pay you for the clip? Hundred an hour, so that's 350 for the clip.
Easy, maybe? I of course, would'nt share this anywhere, well, it'll cost enough, so I'll keep it!!
Why? Well, I had a girlfriend a few years ago, when I was in my 20's who used to put off gong until the very last min. She didn't realise she was doing it, and used to get all antsy and wriggly. I any realised that it was a turn on when we'd finished, daft hey? Anyway, I've tried asking girls to do this, but it's clearly acted. This way, it can't be can it? :-)
If it's not for you, thanks for reading this and I wish you well.
Kindest regards.
John. XX
