I have had a number of weird texts, but this one is still top of the list for me and cracks me up everytime I think of it:

"I'm 16 and in desperate need of a free blowjob."

Don't even understand what this fool is talking about...

"Hi I'd like to enquire about a 2 hour wrestling session pls.

This is the scenario I'd like.

You start in jeans and a crop top with a bikini underneath, non underwired bikini top..
I use acted sleepers and scissors and sone pro style moves to wear u down to a KO, then I pin u for a slow 10 count. You can choose to act 1 of 2 ways for each pin.
1 act totally ko.d for the whole pin
2 act very drowsy but kick out at 8 or 9
You must kick out of at least the first pin attempt before succumbing to the pin, but its your choice how many pins you kick out of before being pinned fully KO'd.
After each successful pin you have to take an item of clothing off, until you are topless in your bikini bottoms.

At that stage in my final pin I will go for a crotch rub.
You say something like "if you want an erotic match I'll give u one"
And from there you subdue me using a slowly applied and long facesits, just lifting slightly to let me get a breath each time I tap, then you apply a full body pin and breast smother, using your arms to pin my arms over my head, again just lifting for me to get a breath after each tap.
Then u apply a reverse figure 4 headscissors and start working on my crotch to try for a cumshot. After a bit when you think I'm fairly close, you chance to a kneeling reverse tummy smother position, and go for keeping me edged for as long as u can. When u think you can't keep me edged any longer you change to a reverse breast smother and finish me off.

After that we wrestle semi competitively, only holds allowed are any kind of smother or pin to a slow 10 count. If at anytime you see me hard pls go for another cumshot.

Is this your sort of thing x?
How much would it be x?"

'Oh that sounds just fabulous darling'...what kind of fucking response to half these guys actually expect?  Especially when they are so blatantly obviously a timewaster

Don't even understand what this fool is talking about...

"Hi I'd like to enquire about a 2 hour wrestling session pls.

This is the scenario I'd like.

You start in jeans and a crop top with a bikini underneath, non underwired bikini top..
I use acted sleepers and scissors and sone pro style moves to wear u down to a KO, then I pin u for a slow 10 count. You can choose to act 1 of 2 ways for each pin.
1 act totally ko.d for the whole pin

I got asked this would I be up for wrestling when I first created my profile in the end I did end up saying im probably to light my weights not heavy enough I wasn't given a scenario maybe that was to come fair enough but in my head I had visions of kinda like pillow fighting.
If someone tried to hold me down it would probably make me a bit angry and it might have became a real fight lol . so in the end I thought maybe just get someone else.  But yeah whatever its just not me.
2 act very drowsy but kick out at 8 or 9
You must kick out of at least the first pin attempt before succumbing to the pin, but its your choice how many pins you kick out of before being pinned fully KO'd.
After each successful pin you have to take an item of clothing off, until you are topless in your bikini bottoms.

At that stage in my final pin I will go for a crotch rub.
You say something like "if you want an erotic match I'll give u one"
And from there you subdue me using a slowly applied and long facesits, just lifting slightly to let me get a breath each time I tap, then you apply a full body pin and breast smother, using your arms to pin my arms over my head, again just lifting for me to get a breath after each tap.
Then u apply a reverse figure 4 headscissors and start working on my crotch to try for a cumshot. After a bit when you think I'm fairly close, you chance to a kneeling reverse tummy smother position, and go for keeping me edged for as long as u can. When u think you can't keep me edged any longer you change to a reverse breast smother and finish me off.

After that we wrestle semi competitively, only holds allowed are any kind of smother or pin to a slow 10 count. If at anytime you see me hard pls go for another cumshot.

Is this your sort of thing x?
How much would it be x?"