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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7740 on: 13 September 2015, 02:08:20 pm »
Rung then hung up.
I had to frightened him horribly with one of my 'special texts'.

He texts quicker than lightening:
"I've phoned u before and you've cut me off and
don't want speak to me several times."

Never heard from him again. ;D

What are your 'special texts'?

cheesypeas

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7741 on: 13 September 2015, 02:10:15 pm »
Totally polite and impersonal, related to phone tracking and personal ID  ;D

« Last Edit: 13 September 2015, 02:15:20 pm by cheesypeas »
Random idle thoughs...Can I manage 100 sit ups a day for a year...?

Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7742 on: 13 September 2015, 02:31:59 pm »
Totally polite and impersonal, related to phone tracking and personal ID  ;D

Yeah I can see how that would frighten them horribly!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7743 on: 13 September 2015, 03:09:00 pm »
Hi I want to see you are you free can I make a booking babe ?
Booking made
He calls back @20 mins later dosnt realise he's called me and says hi babe seen your advert
I like blondes (I'm brunette ) can I book you at exactly  same time he's scheduled to meet me lol fucking idiot .
I've cancelled his booking by text also !!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7744 on: 13 September 2015, 05:25:31 pm »
Received this message today:

I would like to book you for an hours meeting. Your price is way too high for what I want. I want to explore the following normal services and these include owo cim anal nothing strange just these services. I will book for an hour but what is important to me is chatting. Services will not take up the whole hour maybe only 30 minutes so I will only pay you for services as the rest of the time will be easy for you. If your services are good I am willing to pay you ?30 for the hour. I want to make this a regular thing. Let me know what you think

 :FF

I think he's extremely deluded. OMFG. The best of it all is that the ?30 is only if the services are good, which means he expects to pay at the end of the booking and if he thinks it's not good enough he's gonna give even less. Oh, and a regular thing... I don't think so. These guys that are SO demanding and expecting everything for a ridiculous amount make me feel sick.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7745 on: 13 September 2015, 05:45:05 pm »
Texts 'hi' every 10 minutes for the past two days. I did answer a couple of phone calls from him yesterday by mistake as hadn't saved the number, first phone call he asked me to text him so he could ring me when I was free? Not sure why he needed to hang up to call again lol. Then I somehow arranged a booking with him, realised who it was when I got off the phone so cancelled. Can only block the phone calls so still getting the continuous hi's now but it's actually quite amusing, he's started having a chat to himself via texts to me now ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7746 on: 14 September 2015, 09:36:59 am »
In the past week, I've had a few different potential clients asking if I'd keep used condoms from previous clients to use in a booking. I'm a little confused as to why this particular fetish is suddenly so popular and of course they are all boundary pushers as often when I say I don't offer that service they question me further as to why.

Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7747 on: 14 September 2015, 10:44:36 am »
Received this message today:

I would like to book you for an hours meeting. Your price is way too high for what I want. I want to explore the following normal services and these include owo cim anal nothing strange just these services. I will book for an hour but what is important to me is chatting. Services will not take up the whole hour maybe only 30 minutes so I will only pay you for services as the rest of the time will be easy for you. If your services are good I am willing to pay you ?30 for the hour. I want to make this a regular thing. Let me know what you think

 :FF

I think he's extremely deluded. OMFG. The best of it all is that the ?30 is only if the services are good, which means he expects to pay at the end of the booking and if he thinks it's not good enough he's gonna give even less. Oh, and a regular thing... I don't think so. These guys that are SO demanding and expecting everything for a ridiculous amount make me feel sick.

I always kind of wonder if the guys who send these emails are just on the wind up or trying to see what they can get you to do.  I bet if you said yes there would be a million reasons why they couldn't make a booking.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7748 on: 16 September 2015, 01:11:54 pm »
-'What's your availability and location'

(On my profile but thought I'd be nice) '5-12'

'Are you available before 5'

If I was, I would have bloody said that  :FF

- 'Are you available for a night of fun with the horniest, filthiest 24 year old you'll ever meet in your life? X'
 
'No'

'Why does it say you're available today then? Time waster '

I then explained that yes I was available but only for people who want to make serious bookings and blocked. Should have blocked straight away really but I quite like the entertainment  ;D

First guy again 'can I book you today but I can't do after 5 so it has to be before then' my availability today is the same 5-12, I work plenty of other days at different times.

'I don't work 24 hours a day, please respect my availability. If it isn't good for you then book on a day that is.' I'm sure they think that because we're escorts, we don't have a life. I wouldn't ring my doctors surgery and say oh you open at 8 but that isn't good for me can I come at 6 instead?  :FF

Exactly this. 

To be honest quite a few of the things I read in this thread wouldn't really bother me, but of course we are all different.....but this drives me mad as I always feel it's just a boundary pushing and disrespect thing.  Some of them truely seem to believe we just sit there made up and in our hooker gear all day every day waiting for them.

It gets worse once I'm back to uni, I get people asking me to take the day off to see them. How about no

Same here! As I have a quite complicated shedule (I'm available at different times depending on the day) they just tell me to miss a lecture or something. Sure, just for you.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7749 on: 16 September 2015, 01:21:15 pm »
Received this message today:

I would like to book you for an hours meeting. Your price is way too high for what I want. I want to explore the following normal services and these include owo cim anal nothing strange just these services. I will book for an hour but what is important to me is chatting. Services will not take up the whole hour maybe only 30 minutes so I will only pay you for services as the rest of the time will be easy for you. If your services are good I am willing to pay you ?30 for the hour. I want to make this a regular thing. Let me know what you think

 :FF

I think he's extremely deluded. OMFG. The best of it all is that the ?30 is only if the services are good, which means he expects to pay at the end of the booking and if he thinks it's not good enough he's gonna give even less. Oh, and a regular thing... I don't think so. These guys that are SO demanding and expecting everything for a ridiculous amount make me feel sick.

I always kind of wonder if the guys who send these emails are just on the wind up or trying to see what they can get you to do.  I bet if you said yes there would be a million reasons why they couldn't make a booking.

You're right but I'm pretty sure some of them are really trying their luck because they just don't care about us. Those are the kind of people to avoid at any rate.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7750 on: 16 September 2015, 04:33:23 pm »
I had a client during a booking ask if we can do another when I was supposed to be at uni, that it would turn him on me missing uni to screw him. I said a very clear, NO!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7751 on: 16 September 2015, 10:23:25 pm »
Amazing pics XXXXX x

Do you have any of your own feet/toes and are you able to suck your own toes? X

 ???


Couldn't resist the urge to reply 'I don't have any of my own feet or toes sorry'  ;D
« Last Edit: 16 September 2015, 10:25:36 pm by geordie »

Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7752 on: 16 September 2015, 11:29:47 pm »
TWAT: Hi I'm looking for an hour's meet
ME:  OK, which area are you in?
TWAT:  In the car, yeah
ME:  Oh sorry, I don't do car meets
TWAT:  I'm sure it says that you do
ME:  No my profile says that I don't.
TWAT:  How much for 30 mins then?
ME:  I think you should go back and have a read over my profile hun
TWAT:  Oh sorry it's just that I've looked at so many.  But it does say you do car meets, you really should read it.
ME:  No, it says 'Sorry guys but I don't do outdoor or car meets'.  I don't need to read it because I wrote it!
TWAT;  Ok sorry

5 mins later I get a text 

TWAT:  So do you have a link to your profile then?

 :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7753 on: 17 September 2015, 01:21:07 am »
TWAT: Hi I'm looking for an hour's meet
ME:  OK, which area are you in?
TWAT:  In the car, yeah
ME:  Oh sorry, I don't do car meets
TWAT:  I'm sure it says that you do
ME:  No my profile says that I don't.
TWAT:  How much for 30 mins then?
ME:  I think you should go back and have a read over my profile hun
TWAT:  Oh sorry it's just that I've looked at so many.  But it does say you do car meets, you really should read it.
ME:  No, it says 'Sorry guys but I don't do outdoor or car meets'.  I don't need to read it because I wrote it!
TWAT;  Ok sorry

5 mins later I get a text 

TWAT:  So do you have a link to your profile then?

 :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

I had a client the other week copy and paste my whole profile to me because he was adamant my likes included anal. Even in the copy and paste job, nowhere did it say I offer anal. Some people just see what they want to see  ???

Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7754 on: 17 September 2015, 01:25:14 am »
TWAT: Hi I'm looking for an hour's meet
ME:  OK, which area are you in?
TWAT:  In the car, yeah
ME:  Oh sorry, I don't do car meets
TWAT:  I'm sure it says that you do
ME:  No my profile says that I don't.
TWAT:  How much for 30 mins then?
ME:  I think you should go back and have a read over my profile hun
TWAT:  Oh sorry it's just that I've looked at so many.  But it does say you do car meets, you really should read it.
ME:  No, it says 'Sorry guys but I don't do outdoor or car meets'.  I don't need to read it because I wrote it!
TWAT;  Ok sorry

5 mins later I get a text 

TWAT:  So do you have a link to your profile then?

 :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

I had a client the other week copy and paste my whole profile to me because he was adamant my likes included anal. Even in the copy and paste job, nowhere did it say I offer anal. Some people just see what they want to see  ???

It's thoroughly bizarre isn't it?!