Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2594754 times)

cheesypeas · « **Reply #7710 on:** 08 September 2015, 07:19:30 pm »

Carmel, Sorry to break it...I think you were incidental lol

Phone convo today
Him - I've been before a few weeks ago.
Me - Oh hello..who is it?
Him - The white guy
Me -

Siorse · « **Reply #7711 on:** 08 September 2015, 07:41:10 pm »

"Hey can I pound your tight little cunt tonight? Xx"

(After a really busy, dementing day.. NO, Fuck off)

amy · « **Reply #7712 on:** 08 September 2015, 10:06:26 pm »

Quote from: Siorse on 08 September 2015, 07:41:10 pm

"Hey can I pound your tight little cunt tonight? Xx"

"Sure you can! I'll text you when he gets back from the pub."

Kay · « **Reply #7713 on:** 08 September 2015, 10:23:46 pm »

Hahaha - I'm going to borrow that one, Amy!

Fabulassie · « **Reply #7714 on:** 09 September 2015, 08:34:00 am »

Hey

I am looking for a beautiful companion to accompany me to a work dinner and to spend 1-2 nights at a spa hotel close to you
I'll pay ?2500 for the weekend; if you do agree to my terms.....I am a bit odd I have a hand and foot fetish...I would love to lick your fingers and toes.....they need to be painted red or pink preferably
Also I love licking a shaved pussy be drowned in juices, love to lick your fingers and pussy at the same time and the most I would prefer; if you would sit on my face ......and let me satisfy my thirst
I would need you to send me some pictures....a picture of your painted hand and toe nails, a picture of your shaved pussy and one in a long dress or gown, face preferable but not a must
See you soon

PissedOffPrincess · « **Reply #7715 on:** 09 September 2015, 09:51:50 am »

Haha this thread has cheered me up

Phone call this morning started off ok then got to asking do I have fancy underwear then crotchless knickers I told him he sounded like a typical timewaster and put the phone down

Next a guy who keeps texting asking to meet but refuses to call saying He thinks I'm not working today cos I wont answer his texts, today has time to improve

I have told texter he needs to call to book no text bookings

Siorse · « **Reply #7716 on:** 09 September 2015, 11:18:36 am »

Quote from: amy on 08 September 2015, 10:06:26 pm

Quote from: Siorse on 08 September 2015, 07:41:10 pm
"Hey can I pound your tight little cunt tonight? Xx"

"Sure you can! I'll text you when he gets back from the pub."

LOL!! Wish I'd thought of that at the time!

geordie · « **Reply #7717 on:** 09 September 2015, 12:37:40 pm »

Quote from: geordie on 07 September 2015, 01:44:25 pm

-'What's your availability and location'

(On my profile but thought I'd be nice) '5-12'

'Are you available before 5'

If I was, I would have bloody said that

- 'Are you available for a night of fun with the horniest, filthiest 24 year old you'll ever meet in your life? X'

'No'

'Why does it say you're available today then? Time waster '

I then explained that yes I was available but only for people who want to make serious bookings and blocked. Should have blocked straight away really but I quite like the entertainment

First guy again 'can I book you today but I can't do after 5 so it has to be before then' my availability today is the same 5-12, I work plenty of other days at different times.

'I don't work 24 hours a day, please respect my availability. If it isn't good for you then book on a day that is.' I'm sure they think that because we're escorts, we don't have a life. I wouldn't ring my doctors surgery and say oh you open at 8 but that isn't good for me can I come at 6 instead?

Curvygal · « **Reply #7718 on:** 09 September 2015, 01:25:43 pm »

Quote from: geordie on 09 September 2015, 12:37:40 pm

Quote from: geordie on 07 September 2015, 01:44:25 pm
-'What's your availability and location'

(On my profile but thought I'd be nice) '5-12'

'Are you available before 5'

If I was, I would have bloody said that

- 'Are you available for a night of fun with the horniest, filthiest 24 year old you'll ever meet in your life? X'

'No'

'Why does it say you're available today then? Time waster '

I then explained that yes I was available but only for people who want to make serious bookings and blocked. Should have blocked straight away really but I quite like the entertainment

First guy again 'can I book you today but I can't do after 5 so it has to be before then' my availability today is the same 5-12, I work plenty of other days at different times.

'I don't work 24 hours a day, please respect my availability. If it isn't good for you then book on a day that is.' I'm sure they think that because we're escorts, we don't have a life. I wouldn't ring my doctors surgery and say oh you open at 8 but that isn't good for me can I come at 6 instead?

Exactly this.

To be honest quite a few of the things I read in this thread wouldn't really bother me, but of course we are all different.....but this drives me mad as I always feel it's just a boundary pushing and disrespect thing. Some of them truely seem to believe we just sit there made up and in our hooker gear all day every day waiting for them.

geordie · « **Reply #7719 on:** 09 September 2015, 01:43:04 pm »

Quote from: Curvygal on 09 September 2015, 01:25:43 pm

Quote from: geordie on 09 September 2015, 12:37:40 pm
Quote from: geordie on 07 September 2015, 01:44:25 pm
-'What's your availability and location'

(On my profile but thought I'd be nice) '5-12'

'Are you available before 5'

If I was, I would have bloody said that

- 'Are you available for a night of fun with the horniest, filthiest 24 year old you'll ever meet in your life? X'

'No'

'Why does it say you're available today then? Time waster '

I then explained that yes I was available but only for people who want to make serious bookings and blocked. Should have blocked straight away really but I quite like the entertainment

First guy again 'can I book you today but I can't do after 5 so it has to be before then' my availability today is the same 5-12, I work plenty of other days at different times.

'I don't work 24 hours a day, please respect my availability. If it isn't good for you then book on a day that is.' I'm sure they think that because we're escorts, we don't have a life. I wouldn't ring my doctors surgery and say oh you open at 8 but that isn't good for me can I come at 6 instead?

Exactly this.

To be honest quite a few of the things I read in this thread wouldn't really bother me, but of course we are all different.....but this drives me mad as I always feel it's just a boundary pushing and disrespect thing. Some of them truely seem to believe we just sit there made up and in our hooker gear all day every day waiting for them.

It gets worse once I'm back to uni, I get people asking me to take the day off to see them. How about no

Curvygal · « **Reply #7720 on:** 09 September 2015, 05:20:30 pm »

Oh I work full time and I get that too...'can't you phone in sick, why not?' Erm, because it's my career that I love and have worked at for yonks and it's more important than you wanting to get your end away?

Anyhow on a different note, I've just started advertising on Viva Street again.

Texter: 'Hiya do you do incalls'
Me: 'No sorry'
Texter: 'Do you have anal and sex toys'

Sigh It's going to be a long couple of days while all the serial timewasters get the 'new meat syndromme' out of their system....

geordie · « **Reply #7721 on:** 10 September 2015, 09:14:00 am »

Just started showing my phone number again, lovely phone call just before 'are you working? Where are you? Send me the post code'

I said no, all information on how to book is on my profile

Text straight after 'what do you offer'.

That's a no from me

MsDee · « **Reply #7722 on:** 10 September 2015, 10:27:25 am »

I just had to do it this morning, i am fed up with idiots...

Him: How much for half an hour

Me: No

Him: Why?

Me: Because you are probably staring at my rates when you dialed my number.

Erotic flower · « **Reply #7723 on:** 10 September 2015, 12:18:55 pm »

Just had a text from a guy who is" coming right over to my place "and told me what to wear( he just has one small problem he must have called me by mistake) because I don't live in "the house he visited before" and as he hasn't asked for the postcode he's turning up someplace else ive no idea where lol !

Adele · « **Reply #7724 on:** 10 September 2015, 01:07:50 pm »

Quote from: Fluffy Bunny on 10 September 2015, 10:27:25 am

I just had to do it this morning, i am fed up with idiots...

Him: How much for half an hour
Me: No
Him: Why?
Me: Because you are probably staring at my rates when you dialed my number.

YES, exactly! I just had a call, 'so, price I see in the ad, xxx, is it non negotiable?' And the price he's trying to confirm is much lower then what he actually sees! Ughhh!

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