Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2594708 times)

littleminxjennifer · « **Reply #7665 on:** 26 August 2015, 07:05:17 pm »

3.34. Hi
3.36. U up?
3.38.

3.39.

7 13. Who is this?

Aye whatever pal.

Teddy Bear · « **Reply #7666 on:** 27 August 2015, 04:35:42 am »

"Will you have a driver or be driving yourself?"

"I will have a driver but we are discreet so don't worry."

"I don't want strange cars on my street because of my neighbours!"

"Do you propose I teleport into your living room instead then so no neighbours see me? Or perhaps walk the 40 miles to your house and clippety clop down the street in my heels?"

"Is that possible?"

I can't believe the stupidity of some people.

Midsstudent · « **Reply #7667 on:** 27 August 2015, 07:39:41 pm »

So I had someone arrange to book me yesterday but didn't put a booking through said he needed to do it on his computer so I assumed he'd do it shortly (this is how I ask them to confirm the booking time). He didn't do it so I didn't put it in my diary and I took another booking.

Told him when he messaged me 24 hours later and said I could see him an hour later than previously agreed (leaving me 30 minutes between bookings). He then messaged me saying he wasn't sure as changing the time would mean I'd have a booking before him... um, what?! What else would he expect for an evening booking?!

He also seemed surprised I hadn't held the time for him... if I did that I'd be forever turning down real bookings for TW.

KittenCandy · « **Reply #7668 on:** 27 August 2015, 09:44:30 pm »

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lol

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #7669 on:** 28 August 2015, 12:50:06 am »

I think this has to be a 'no'...

Are you available this Sunday in London?
What are your prices?
What is your weight and height?

Erotic flower · « **Reply #7670 on:** 28 August 2015, 10:31:20 am »

Quote from: Midsstudent on 25 August 2015, 02:37:44 pm

Just had a message saying he's thinking of booking me but needs my location so can he have a postcode or street name. Since when did you need such specifics just to arrange a booking?

I seem to get this all the time, just as text or calls whats you postcode?, no introduction or pleasant conversation on the phone first, really off putting .. I don't book them, just hang up

sensualmilf · « **Reply #7671 on:** 28 August 2015, 01:17:59 pm »

Him: 'Hi, what are your prices?'
Me: 'My prices are on my profile; but they are.... XYZ'
Him: 'I've only got a fiver.'
Me: 'Happy days, sweetheart.' Phone goes down.

Next time I get asked what my prices are I am going to redirect them (oh so politely) to my profile to avoid TW cunts like this.

One thing I have observed though is that apparently if a client accesses VS from their phone, the prices are not always displayed.

victoryrose · « **Reply #7672 on:** 28 August 2015, 09:12:18 pm »

^Yeah and if they access AW from their phone, they can't see most of the description on your profile which means my no same-day bookings after 7pm rule is rendered totally moot and I come across as a stuck up bitch for putting the phone down on people that break the rule. Whatever, if I was going to spend ?100+ on something I'd probably have a look at it from my laptop at least, so I can't imagine I've lost out on much by doing that. $:-\$

cheesypeas · « **Reply #7673 on:** 28 August 2015, 11:35:17 pm »

text convo:
Me - Please call back I missed your call.

Him - You know what...Go fuck yourself mother
fucker poor bitch cheap miserable slut.

Him (5 minutes later) - I am looking to have a 2
hour session with yourself.

I only found it two weeks later as I don't read texts if they don't call immediately.lol

geordie · « **Reply #7674 on:** 29 August 2015, 09:36:02 am »

Quote from: victoryrose on 28 August 2015, 09:12:18 pm

^Yeah and if they access AW from their phone, they can't see most of the description on your profile which means my no same-day bookings after 7pm rule is rendered totally moot and I come across as a stuck up bitch for putting the phone down on people that break the rule. Whatever, if I was going to spend ?100+ on something I'd probably have a look at it from my laptop at least, so I can't imagine I've lost out on much by doing that. $:-\$

Yes they can, but if you have tabs like me, they cba to click on them

littleminxjennifer · « **Reply #7675 on:** 29 August 2015, 01:16:55 pm »

7am today

Hi...Is it ok for 1 shoot ?20???

Siorse · « **Reply #7676 on:** 29 August 2015, 04:11:47 pm »

Quote from: cheesypeas on 28 August 2015, 11:35:17 pm

text convo:
Me - Please call back I missed your call.

Him - You know what...Go fuck yourself mother
fucker poor bitch cheap miserable slut.

Him (5 minutes later) - I am looking to have a 2
hour session with yourself.

I only found it two weeks later as I don't read texts if they don't call immediately.lol

I'd love to get one like that!

Give me a laugh for the day if nothing else!

BibiofLeeds · « **Reply #7677 on:** 01 September 2015, 12:39:57 pm »

Quote from: victoryrose on 28 August 2015, 09:12:18 pm

^Yeah and if they access AW from their phone, they can't see most of the description on your profile which means my no same-day bookings after 7pm rule is rendered totally moot and I come across as a stuck up bitch for putting the phone down on people that break the rule. Whatever, if I was going to spend ?100+ on something I'd probably have a look at it from my laptop at least, so I can't imagine I've lost out on much by doing that. $:-\$

All they have to do is use their brains and click on the relevant tabs that give them all the info.I use the AW app and VS mobile sites and all the info is on there they just have to scroll or click so sheer silliness or laziness as per normal when it comes to reading profiles.

victoryrose · « **Reply #7678 on:** 01 September 2015, 02:27:34 pm »

NO WAY you guys!! So many have told me that's not possible. Okay well no more sympathy from me.

What total idiots.

Curvygal · « **Reply #7679 on:** 02 September 2015, 06:34:35 pm »

I'm kinda pissed off.

This guy contacted me on Monday to arrange an outcall for tonight at 10. Gave me the hotel name. I said OK, gave him the details and asked him to get back to me with the room number once he's checked in.

Today he called me, and said he's been driving from another town and he thought it would take longer to get to where I lived. I said just to text me when he's booked in and I'd look forward to meeting him at 10. Then he goes 'Oh, I think we can do earlier than 10 now.' I'm not free until 10, I tell him this and he goes 'Oh, have you got another appointment'. He actually sounded shocked/annoyed that I couldn't rearrange?

Do they think we have no lives and are just sitting waiting for them?

So now I'm thinking he probably won't text me the room number or have the booking. Twat.

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