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Treetop

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7575 on: 09 August 2015, 03:06:03 am »
Turn up at 2am, get me out of bed then scream as I open the window. "Are you working?" When I say no, "please I can't book anyone, I'll give you any money you want"

This dude is unbelievably banned and his number blocked!  My neighbours would have heard all that, why?! why not call to see if I'm available. Which I wouldn't be as I work 12 till 6 but who tries to book at 2am but shouting at a window?
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Teddy Bear

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7576 on: 09 August 2015, 03:42:59 am »
Books me for a hotel outcall then asks if I can pick him up from his house and bring him to the hotel with me...

Why not just book me at your house idiot ??? ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7577 on: 09 August 2015, 10:35:11 am »
0 feedback, 2am, pretty sure I don't have any mention of tours on my profile....

'baby come on tour to gatwick airport I will see you'

I'm in Newcastle. And no, you will not see me   ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7578 on: 09 August 2015, 10:38:28 am »
Quote from: geordie on 09 August 2015, 10:35:11 am
0 feedback, 2am, pretty sure I don't have any mention of tours on my profile....

'baby come on tour to gatwick airport I will see you'

I'm in Newcastle. And no, you will not see me   ???
ive had callers from some unknown places contact me asking me to tour to see them !!
 
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7579 on: 09 August 2015, 12:15:26 pm »
Quote from: Fabulassie on 09 August 2015, 12:18:40 am
Quote from: Shania on 08 August 2015, 11:41:43 am
Switched my phone on to a number of bizarre messages. These came at around after midnight

Idiot- Hi saw your ad. can i come around for 30 minutes? where about are you and how much is it?
Idiot-Just looking for ATM
Idiot- Sorry deleted your number was just texting you. Still ok to come?
Idiot-??
Idiot-Shall I go? (Me thinking to myself "go where? you don't even have address)
Idiot-?!

Another idiot texts at 5am

Idiot-Tried your number but not responsive (well ya think? it's 5am and I'm still sleeping) my number is _________ I wanna be around ya

These are all in response to my ad for my upcoming tour. If they had even bother to read they would know that I am not there yet and what my prices are. Gosh, now I'm scared to go now :'(

Had one send me a text saying "This is the last text I will be sending you in regards to decorating your flat. I will decorate your working flat for free. I am very good. I can come around now. I didn't respond to it obviously. Then couple hours later got a text from same number saying "Hi can i book you for 30 minutes please. Send me your postcode. I wanna just cancel my tour now. Should I be worried? :-[

It's somewhat normal to hear off all the lunatics in a town new to you and I like to change my AW profile to the new postcode as soon as I finish at home so as to get through that crap ASAP.

Where is this place?

It's in Birmingham. I'm kinda nervous to go now to be honest  :-[
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7580 on: 09 August 2015, 05:43:47 pm »
Second time I've received this message, but he now seems to have sorted his spelling (almost):

do u have a ginger pubed vagina

Also received a message from a guy asking me to bid on his reverse booking - if he wants to see me why not just book me??
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BlaqHarlot

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7581 on: 09 August 2015, 06:05:04 pm »
Quote from: Shania on 09 August 2015, 12:15:26 pm
Quote from: Fabulassie on 09 August 2015, 12:18:40 am
Quote from: Shania on 08 August 2015, 11:41:43 am
Switched my phone on to a number of bizarre messages. These came at around after midnight

Idiot- Hi saw your ad. can i come around for 30 minutes? where about are you and how much is it?
Idiot-Just looking for ATM
Idiot- Sorry deleted your number was just texting you. Still ok to come?
Idiot-??
Idiot-Shall I go? (Me thinking to myself "go where? you don't even have address)
Idiot-?!

Another idiot texts at 5am

Idiot-Tried your number but not responsive (well ya think? it's 5am and I'm still sleeping) my number is _________ I wanna be around ya

These are all in response to my ad for my upcoming tour. If they had even bother to read they would know that I am not there yet and what my prices are. Gosh, now I'm scared to go now :'(

Had one send me a text saying "This is the last text I will be sending you in regards to decorating your flat. I will decorate your working flat for free. I am very good. I can come around now. I didn't respond to it obviously. Then couple hours later got a text from same number saying "Hi can i book you for 30 minutes please. Send me your postcode. I wanna just cancel my tour now. Should I be worried? :-[

It's somewhat normal to hear off all the lunatics in a town new to you and I like to change my AW profile to the new postcode as soon as I finish at home so as to get through that crap ASAP.

Where is this place?

It's in Birmingham. I'm kinda nervous to go now to be honest  :-[
I work in Birmingham, don't be nervous! You get those kind of twats anywhere and everywhere especially at ridiculous o clock. Being near to the city centre seems to get me more business than when I book a hotel further out x
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Red KB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7582 on: 09 August 2015, 06:16:12 pm »
Quote from: Usernamechanged on 09 August 2015, 05:43:47 pm


Also received a message from a guy asking me to bid on his reverse booking - if he wants to see me why not just book me??
I had one of those. He obviously hadn't read my profile either as he wanted an outcall (I'm incall only).
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7583 on: 09 August 2015, 06:55:22 pm »
Text yesterday,
"you ava 2moro?"

Ffs! How far will some guys go to abbreviate everything! Lazy, rude pricks  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7584 on: 09 August 2015, 07:00:37 pm »
I get requests to look at their RB from time to time and it's because they want you for lower than your stated charges I think. Had one this week email me about RB and it said that he wants hour incall, PSE to involve fisting us (but not to worry if it's not doable!), then mentions half the likes list and was offering ?70 hour. I was glad to see no one had bidded unless he'd just put it on. I think they think we will if we're desperate enough.
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Lou2015

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7585 on: 10 August 2015, 10:06:42 am »
Woke up to this....

... listen you slut I have an offer for you that you gone like how would you like to earn ?840 for just 5hours of being fxxked if you interested let me know for more information or no.......


I'm sure a few of us in London had the pleasure this morning

How I resisted I'll never know!   :FF

Happy Monday all!! Xx
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7586 on: 10 August 2015, 01:14:08 pm »
I am on the verge of tears. Text this morning

"Hi, hope your pics REAL! txt me add p-code when u in B'ham please, will visit ?60 hlf hr. interested? Be nice to meet x"

Wat pisses me off is that I do not even charge 60 half hour.SO you want to offer me nearly half my half hour rate and think i'd be interested?  :-\ :'( :FF

I am tempted to cuss him out.
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Teddy Bear

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7587 on: 10 August 2015, 03:44:22 pm »
Voicemail at 4PM when I'm still asleep yesterday (equivalent of someone calling you day ladies at 4AM) as I work nights and until very late in the morning...

"Do you wanna earn yourself 2 grand? Answer the fucking phone you rude cunt".

Moving isn't it? They get so butt hurt when they are ignored ::)
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naughtyvixen95

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7588 on: 10 August 2015, 04:02:33 pm »
Quote from: Usernamechanged on 09 August 2015, 05:43:47 pm
Also received a message from a guy asking me to bid on his reverse booking - if he wants to see me why not just book me??

I had a guy do that as well, I ended up seeing him. Turns out he sends them to the girls he has in his hot list to see if they'd be tempted by it.
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sensualmilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7589 on: 10 August 2015, 08:31:01 pm »
Quote from: Teddy Bear on 10 August 2015, 03:44:22 pm
Voicemail at 4PM when I'm still asleep yesterday (equivalent of someone calling you day ladies at 4AM) as I work nights and until very late in the morning...

"Do you wanna earn yourself 2 grand? Answer the fucking phone you rude cunt".

Moving isn't it? They get so butt hurt when they are ignored ::)

That is unfuckingbelievably rude, Teddy.

I just got this polar opposite by phone: 'Are you the one that does naughty time?'

I wander if he has hair on his balls yet??!!  ;D
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