Him: I'm near Gatwick, and I've only got ?20, but if you're feeling generous or horny I'd love to see you
R xxx" (I charge ?150 per hour and Gatwick is 45 mins away.)
Me: No, but thanks for the laugh.
Him: Your welcome xx you know what they say, don't ask, don't get! Xxxxxx
Me: Sure. Alternatively; don't ask, don't make yourself look like a massive cunt.
Him: I'm reporting you for foul language.
I know I shouldn't have risen to it and there are better ways of dealing with these things. Etc. But more importantly who, how, where and why are the bad language police? I feel like I really need to know