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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7470 on: 19 July 2015, 10:27:27 am »
Quote from: KayHerts on 18 July 2015, 12:09:59 am
Text today, paraphrased: "Can I spit on your face for 30 minutes. No sex."

I've had that one!

(Just in case you were feeling special. ;) )
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7471 on: 19 July 2015, 10:29:04 am »
Quote from: foxy roxy on 18 July 2015, 12:04:14 pm
Quote from: Secret-Whore on 17 July 2015, 01:55:28 pm
I got an email from an idiot 'curious to discover the body of a black woman. Ignoring the strange othering of my race, I responded with my free days as requested. After checking that I'm 'completely disease and infection free' he sends me this in response to me asking when he wants to set up a meeting for:
'This could be seen as an unnecessary expense. Why should I pick you? What makes you special?'

Erm, he fucking messaged me and asked to meet me? I didn't respond to an RB or beg him to meet me. Cunt and a half. I responded quite rudely although I shouldn't have :/

I'm not a mysterious black or asian beauty ( cringe) but I am an 'older woman' and get this type of thing often. Not sure exactly how they expect me to reply when they proudly announce that they want to 'experience' an older wonam, or worse still, 'try' an older woman. I'm always tempted to say Congratulations sunny Jim, you hit the jackpot lol.

Although white, I am another nationality so I get both of those and I fucking hate it. Just last week it was "I really want to try an older woman and I've never fucked an XYZ-ian before."

I just replied, "Well, you're not fucking this one, either."
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Kimberly-x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7472 on: 19 July 2015, 12:32:07 pm »
after he calls to book

Him- is there anyway i can see your face?
me- in my private gallery on AW
him- is there any other way
me -your coming to see me
him- But what if i dont like your face
me - do you like my body
him- yes but i can only see one picture (i have 3 ) and its not a very good one

i was then rude and told him to piss off
then he has the cheek to say can i still come
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Vichyssoise

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7473 on: 19 July 2015, 02:25:03 pm »
Email today;
Please send me some interesting pics, and a brief resume of what you offer.
No name.

Just like all of you my profile, adds and web site has all that info.
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cheesypeas

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7474 on: 19 July 2015, 02:30:37 pm »
Text: 'Spunk eater?'
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sensualmilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7475 on: 19 July 2015, 05:18:35 pm »
Text:

'Hello this is my first escort meet ever. I recently tried this before and it turned out to be a guy who met me so have been cautious to try this again. Do you have any way to verify your real..
Maybe Instagram? x'

I suppose AW passport verification isn't good enough for some. Do you need to give a DNA sample for Instagram??  :-X
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Kimberly-x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7476 on: 19 July 2015, 10:20:05 pm »
Quote from: sensualmilf on 19 July 2015, 05:18:35 pm
Text:

'Hello this is my first escort meet ever. I recently tried this before and it turned out to be a guy who met me so have been cautious to try this again. Do you have any way to verify your real..
Maybe Instagram? x'

I suppose AW passport verification isn't good enough for some. Do you need to give a DNA sample for Instagram??  :-X

just after free pictures like my client
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Fabulassie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7477 on: 19 July 2015, 10:57:56 pm »
Send him a dick pic!
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sensualmilf

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7478 on: 19 July 2015, 11:11:16 pm »
Lol, I'm tempted  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7479 on: 20 July 2015, 07:21:06 pm »
Message on AW today:

Subject: pubes
Body: ginger pubed vagaina and avail tom eve?

How's about no?!
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7480 on: 20 July 2015, 08:25:20 pm »
Him:Can I have some details please? ::)
Me:What details do you want?
Him:Well describe yourself and what you look like and what's your bra size.
Me:The advert on the internet you got this number from will have pictures and my description on won't it?
Him:Well yeah so do you have any uniforms?
Me:You supposedly know feck all about me or even what I look like but you want me to wear a uniform for your imaginary booking?
Him:Er..m
Me:Phone goes down.

So fedup of calls like this today along with guys asking if I'll do anal because they have a small cock!
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Kimberly-x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7481 on: 20 July 2015, 08:31:05 pm »
him- do you do bare back?
me- NO! I value my health
him- obviously not as you do this ( Escorting )

I didn't even reply but seriously is that what clients think?
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Rubyruby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7482 on: 20 July 2015, 08:34:53 pm »
Quote from: Kimberly-x on 20 July 2015, 08:31:05 pm
him- do you do bare back?
me- NO! I value my health
him- obviously not as you do this ( Escorting )

I didn't even reply but seriously is that what clients think?

Standard slut shaming when they don't like what they hear
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Kimberly-x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7483 on: 20 July 2015, 08:39:49 pm »
men are gross and i have a man bless him he hears all my rants haha
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7484 on: 20 July 2015, 08:42:46 pm »
Same as when you refuse a booking and they say stuff like 'Well I wouldn't want to feck a fat bitch like you anyway!'
Well my love clearly you did.... ;D
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