Above message sent from a guy who at our previous(and only) booking asked me to tell him what I would say to the rabbit as I looked at it before pulling the trigger....

He sounds seriously creepy! 

Dude: this [my name]?
Me: Yes, I'm next free on Friday at Aldgate.
Dude: i want to see you
Me: Please call to book.
Dude: Whos this?
Me: You asked me if this is [my name], I said yes, then you said you wanted to see me. Do you want to book or not?
Dude: yeah, tomorrow?
Me: I'm not free tomorrow, as I said I'm free on Friday, call to book I'm not a fan of back and forth texting.
Dude: K

Goddamn. What's up with the people who text just to say 'who is this?'

Number collectors & guys who don't save our names in their phone so if you take a while to reply they forget who they've contacted. 

"Do you do couples?"
--"Yes, sure. Can I speak to her?"
"She's in the shower right now."
--"Okay, call me back when I can speak to the both of you."
"Okay will do. Another question?"
--"Shoot."
"My partner, she's my older sister, is---"
-- *hangs up*

Me; "Sorry I missed your call earlier, would you like to make a booking?"
Him; "What one are you, I phoned a few"
 

"Hello

Are you real?

Cheers

Andy x"


I.. what? 

hi
have you done them below
do you do piss fart and poo just want to see it
no sex
no dirty thing
i am 24
Italian
thanks
 how sad !!!!!

I got that text - or one very similar - over a year ago. I remember especially "no dirty thing" after talk about watching me poo.

Maybe I got it in an email.

But he's been at it a long time!

I got an email from an idiot 'curious to discover the body of a black woman. Ignoring the strange othering of my race, I responded with my free days as requested. After checking that I'm 'completely disease and infection free' he sends me this in response to me asking when he wants to set up a meeting for:
'This could be seen as an unnecessary expense. Why should I pick you? What makes you special?'

Erm, he fucking messaged me and asked to meet me? I didn't respond to an RB or beg him to meet me. Cunt and a half. I responded quite rudely although I shouldn't have :/