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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7410 on: 06 July 2015, 05:40:02 pm »
"what time you close"   :FF

My favorite: "r u open" and "free?"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7411 on: 06 July 2015, 06:10:08 pm »
I'm trying to skimp on syllables and see how they like it.
'You free?'
I now reply 'Y'
They get annoyed and say
'Y what?'
Random idle thoughs...Can I manage 100 sit ups a day for a year...?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7412 on: 06 July 2015, 06:31:15 pm »
Man for the past few weeks this industry has been full of twats and twonks.  Today I had a client who I had seen previously he booked for 30min and then was one of the most akward experiences in a long time, he was dragging his feet.  Came too 30 min he as still trying to play around and not cum, so he asked whether he could RO, by this time I am fed up and said to him "you booked me for 30 min not an hour, I suggest you get a move on".

Lately I am just tired of dickheads taking the mickey with my time.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7413 on: 06 July 2015, 07:29:18 pm »
I had this too with a 30 min booking.. Kept putting off finishing and suggesting new things till I had to outright tell him the half hr was up. Really pissed me off.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7414 on: 06 July 2015, 09:17:57 pm »
"what time you close"   :FF

My favorite: "r u open" and "free?"
my legs are open at 10am and they close at 9pm  !!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7415 on: 07 July 2015, 03:12:55 am »
"what time you close"   :FF

My favorite: "r u open" and "free?"
my legs are open at 10am and they close at 9pm  !!

 ;D ..But you still haven't informed him if you will charge him or not! XX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7416 on: 07 July 2015, 07:16:10 pm »
Hahaha today this guy phones up and goes bla bla where are you based, then goes: Darling I've got Louis Vuitton hand luggage, would you service me for half hour? At first I didnt get what he meant, so I asked him, to which he replied: i have Louis Vuitton hand luggage darling would you service me for half an hour?
I said no chance darling, not even for 15 minutes and hung up lol. ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7417 on: 08 July 2015, 02:09:40 pm »
 texter  .. call me, or text me when your free !!! like fuck I am you  idiot
« Last Edit: 08 July 2015, 02:11:59 pm by Erotic Flower »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7418 on: 09 July 2015, 05:39:03 pm »
Hahaha today this guy phones up and goes bla bla where are you based, then goes: Darling I've got Louis Vuitton hand luggage, would you service me for half hour? At first I didnt get what he meant, so I asked him, to which he replied: i have Louis Vuitton hand luggage darling would you service me for half an hour?
I said no chance darling, not even for 15 minutes and hung up lol. ;D

Is that a euphemism for something? have I got to check on the Urban dictionary..bonkers! Lol

Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7419 on: 09 July 2015, 09:29:30 pm »
I think he wanted to pay in (probably knockoff) louis vuitton.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7420 on: 09 July 2015, 11:54:46 pm »
I think he wanted to pay in (probably knockoff) louis vuitton.

Precisely Misstudent! And most definitely a knock off, I mean how stupid do they think we are?1 ??? ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7421 on: 10 July 2015, 01:52:46 pm »
A week ago or so someone contacted me on AW - I think. We talked about some details, he wanted  a social meeting plus GFE. That was fine. We were sorting out how many hours of which because I don't charge the same and since payment is upfront it was important for me to know that. I was VERY specific about the options we had with all he wanted, always saying social meeting and GFE and how much would it be with how many hours each including a total rate. He was not that specific but enough though he finally agreed and as a brief he said:

"Ok, ?X is fine. So
20:00-22:00 not nude
22:00-0:00 nude"     (I don't remember if he said something else but I don't want to read again his email as it will get me fuming)

I was shocked while reading it. He wasn't super lovely but thought it didn't mean it would be a bad booking, but that was too much for me. At first I tried to ignore it because sometimes punters use a wrong - or even the worst LOL - way to say things but I ended up telling him that I was surprised by the way he called it - as I offer and so promote a sensual GFE - and that it was much more than that. I swear I wrote exactly those words. I also thought he could misunderstood the idea of social meeting and I "clarified" that it was outdoors. I ended the email saying something else. This is what I got as a reply from him:

"Ok, forget it you irritate me already"

Excuse me, WHAT?? I irritate YOU?? I was freaking out. It was sooo rude and he was soooo stupid. I wanted to ignore him but I replied with "I'm glad we feel the same way about each other" and sent him to another folder on my mail so I wouldn't get a reply to my In-box. I was fuming. How and why the hell do you call a social meeting by "[me being] not nude" and GFE by "[me being] nude"?? What's the point on having dinner and getting to know each other a little bit if he had such a poor "idea" of that? I really don't understand but I'm glad I didn't meet him.

« Last Edit: 10 July 2015, 01:55:30 pm by seleranda »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7422 on: 10 July 2015, 02:10:31 pm »
 just now a phone calls then cuts off as I answer then he texts can you call me back as I have low credit ?
I didn't bother because lets face it he isn't making a booking either ! ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7423 on: 10 July 2015, 02:51:24 pm »
just now a phone calls then cuts off as I answer then he texts can you call me back as I have low credit ?
I didn't bother because lets face it he isn't making a booking either ! ::)

Lol he has cash for a booking but none to top up his phone?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7424 on: 10 July 2015, 03:13:49 pm »
And yet another bellend asking if I can pick him up!