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Nova

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7365 on: 14 June 2015, 09:25:00 pm »
An absolute cracker of a message this morning...


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hi beautiful

i am 34, handsome male, athletic body and i live in Athens in Greece in a very modern stylish 4 bedroom house. i have recently moved to Athens from London

let me know if you want to holiday in Athens. i am on whatsapp, skype and facetime. my skype is: viki.19822

this is an all expenses covered holidays proposal. but you can also choose to live with me full time

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common questions and answers ....

question: please book me first or chat to me in my room

answer: NO i wont book you or chat to you in your room as this proposal is not an excuse for your business. i can meet you outside in public in a restaurant. i can also chat to you on webcam using NORMAL skype or iphone facetime or whatsapp


question: you are just looking for a free chat ....

answer: i am a man of very few words and who ever has spoken to me can testify that i don't ever talk sex on phone. i believe sex is to be done not discussed

 



Yeah sure I'll just pack my bags and move to Athens with you on the off chance that you might pay me something  :FF what annoyed me most was the "common questions and answers ", how condescending  >:(


I had this one recently too! 'This proposal is not an excuse for your business' - I said I AM running a business and if he is not interested in a business transaction then he is wasting my tyme.
Who would be stupid enough to actually go???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7366 on: 14 June 2015, 09:31:15 pm »
With these silly fantasies and proposals a good image
to keep in mind is a hairy chimpanzee idly wanking it's cock...
while picking it's nose.

That's the kind of base level these individuals are at
when they send these things out.
« Last Edit: 14 June 2015, 10:50:24 pm by cheesypeas »
Random idle thoughs...Can I manage 100 sit ups a day for a year...?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7367 on: 15 June 2015, 09:17:13 am »
Desperately hoping for a waster and weirdo free week after last weeks antics!  :D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7368 on: 15 June 2015, 09:27:00 am »
Message on adultwork...
"Hey babe am in blackpool next weekend wondering if ud be up for meetin in McDonald's for a quick suck in the toilet"
What possesses these men?!  :o
I had a bloke ring me and ask me for this and I'm in Leeds probably the same cretin.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7369 on: 15 June 2015, 11:45:00 am »
Message on adultwork...
"Hey babe am in blackpool next weekend wondering if ud be up for meetin in McDonald's for a quick suck in the toilet"
What possesses these men?!  :o
I had a bloke ring me and ask me for this and I'm in Leeds probably the same cretin.
do mc donalds charge more for eat in?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7370 on: 15 June 2015, 04:16:52 pm »
Hi my name is Michael  im from ben dover a production company could I please ask would you be interested in staring with myself in a porn film,
no thanks your blocked bye bye  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7371 on: 15 June 2015, 06:01:56 pm »
Hi my name is Michael  im from ben dover a production company could I please ask would you be interested in staring with myself in a porn film,
no thanks your blocked bye bye  ::)

That might be true you know.  I knew a girl who did a couple of movies for them. (For the record she said she never regretted it but wouldn't do it again, she gave the impression she regretted it).

LAC-xox

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7372 on: 15 June 2015, 06:13:22 pm »
Message on adultwork...
"Hey babe am in blackpool next weekend wondering if ud be up for meetin in McDonald's for a quick suck in the toilet"
What possesses these men?!  :o
I had a bloke ring me and ask me for this and I'm in Leeds probably the same cretin.
do mc donalds charge more for eat in?

Haha, I wonder if they'd charge me more for using their toilets as my incall address  ???

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7373 on: 15 June 2015, 07:06:12 pm »
Hi my name is Michael  im from ben dover a production company could I please ask would you be interested in staring with myself in a porn film,
no thanks your blocked bye bye  ::)

That might be true you know.  I knew a girl who did a couple of movies for them. (For the record she said she never regretted it but wouldn't do it again, she gave the impression she regretted it).
Yes ben Dover is a porn guy, a girl I know worked with him. Might be someone cashing in on him though? X
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7374 on: 15 June 2015, 07:28:11 pm »
Another from the Why Did I Sign Up to Vivastreet Saga:

Got a call from a guy with who know's what accent asking if I'm interested in joining his agency in London. Got to the bit where he said he's happy to offer me free accommodation and I burst into hysterics and put the phone down. ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7375 on: 16 June 2015, 01:50:11 pm »
Hi my name is Michael  im from ben dover a production company could I please ask would you be interested in staring with myself in a porn film,
no thanks your blocked bye bye  ::)

That might be true you know.  I knew a girl who did a couple of movies for them. (For the record she said she never regretted it but wouldn't do it again, she gave the impression she regretted it).
Yes ben Dover is a porn guy, a girl I know worked with him. Might be someone cashing in on him though? X

Yeah I don't know if I can really see a big porn name randomly emailling AW escorts, but then again why not, porn companies did used to advertise in the Sport and girls responded and did those jobs so stranger things have happened.

Anyway, I wouldn't do it myself and suspect a lot of escorts wouldn't do porn movies, so regardless.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7376 on: 16 June 2015, 01:57:57 pm »
Taken down my Vivastreet ad, conclusions: If you're in Devon, just don't bother.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7377 on: 16 June 2015, 02:30:44 pm »
Hi my name is Michael  im from ben dover a production company could I please ask would you be interested in staring with myself in a porn film,
no thanks your blocked bye bye  ::)

That might be true you know.  I knew a girl who did a couple of movies for them. (For the record she said she never regretted it but wouldn't do it again, she gave the impression she regretted it).
Yes ben Dover is a porn guy, a girl I know worked with him. Might be someone cashing in on him though? X

Yeah I don't know if I can really see a big porn name randomly emailling AW escorts, but then again why not, porn companies did used to advertise in the Sport and girls responded and did those jobs so stranger things have happened.

Anyway, I wouldn't do it myself and suspect a lot of escorts wouldn't do porn movies, so regardless.
I agree, he's quite well established so doubt he'd email randomly? X
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7378 on: 16 June 2015, 03:30:02 pm »
Message on adultwork...
"Hey babe am in blackpool next weekend wondering if ud be up for meetin in McDonald's for a quick suck in the toilet"
What possesses these men?!  :o
If you can't do it I will, oh the glamour! X

I almost spat my coffee over my tablet I just saw this!

I hope some of these silly girls that thing we're courtesans charging ?500 and hour to have cocktails with men in fancy bars are paying attention!

Guess he wanted a happy meal eh.....(sorry had to, I'll show myself out..)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7379 on: 22 June 2015, 01:30:31 pm »
Received a one word text.....POSTCODE.