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Kazzle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7290 on: 27 May 2015, 11:02:16 pm »
This is a "regular" I've got fed up with and have been avoiding recently. He phoned me on DirectChat so I didn't realise it was him when I picked up.

Him: I'm really horny can you see me early tomorrow morning
Me: I'm not going to be getting to bed much before midnight so no.
Him: What about 7am?
Me: No!. Call me in a couple of weeks (when I've blocked you on email, webcam, directchat and everything else I can think of!)

BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7291 on: 28 May 2015, 01:59:17 am »
Via text.
Hi I've seen you on interrnet r u free tonight?
me:Ring me x
Him:You now my biach is sleeping next to me so can u tax me if u r free


No just no.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7292 on: 28 May 2015, 03:30:53 pm »
A guy made an enquiry yesterday about today, so I messaged him back the details.  I got this today:

'I made another booking.  Thank you for your response'.

It's really pissed me off for some reason - the response, not him going to see someone else.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7293 on: 29 May 2015, 11:43:40 pm »
A guy made an enquiry yesterday about today, so I messaged him back the details.  I got this today:

'I made another booking.  Thank you for your response'.

It's really pissed me off for some reason - the response, not him going to see someone else.

Yah, that's really rude, I'd be upset too. He could have been a bit more polite.

daringtobedemi

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7294 on: 29 May 2015, 11:43:56 pm »
Just had a guy threaten to call the police on me if I didn't send him a full nude pic.

Told him asking for gas wasn't illegal and then blocked his ass lol. I love it when they try to out me.... I'm pretty open about what I do for work, honestly, and I know my way around our laws.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7295 on: 29 May 2015, 11:56:07 pm »
"Can you take a 10 inch cock" by text I think he missed the decimal point off. Now blocked.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7296 on: 30 May 2015, 11:21:03 am »
"Can we meet so I can lick suck and fuck you until you come all over my face".... um, no!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7297 on: 30 May 2015, 08:16:09 pm »
Ok, this is an absolute first for me this evening!

Phone call -
Him: Can I book for another day?
Me: Sure, i mostly take advance bookings
Him: Does it matter that I'm 16

I know others here have said they would do it. But I just CAN'T do a 16 year old.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7298 on: 31 May 2015, 08:59:32 am »
Woke up to this text.

"Hey she got fart tonight u 2 would get on i know u luv a fart lol"

???
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7299 on: 31 May 2015, 09:04:03 am »
Hi can I come see you this evening at 8pm  (after ive said to caller I finish at 5pm )

Erotic flower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7300 on: 01 June 2015, 09:50:30 am »
caller just now... please can you give  it to me for ?20.00
I told him to wank  himself off  for free and save his money  ::)

cassiea

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7301 on: 01 June 2015, 09:55:29 am »
caller just now... please can you give  it to me for ?20.00
I told him to wank  himself off  for free and save his money  ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D That's too funny, made my morning! x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7302 on: 01 June 2015, 02:40:45 pm »
 you do have, I must say, the most alluring, cock-stiffening, suckable, juicy, beautiful, womanly, sexy, succulent breasts I?ve ever laid eyes on, and may I compliment you on the prettiest face I would love to hold, kiss, caress and worship.

The next time I?m travelling to London, if you are free I would love to arrange a 2 or 3 hour meeting with you, if you would like to see me? I will, of course, give you plenty of notice.

If we arrange to meet, most of that time together will be spent feeling your wet lips and tongue toying, kissing, licking and sucking on the engorged head and shaft of my 7? inch cock fat cock and you holding your exquisite breasts, wrapping them around my cock, tit-fucking me into monumental orgasms. Don?t worry, I don?t get to have all the fun... in fact, I promise to take you to heaven. You are quite simply stunning and beautiful... a rare a wondrous mature woman at the peak of your sexuality.

You think you?ve met some boob men; I?m absolutely sure you have but you have not met me. You have a very good idea of what ?tit-sex? is about but you don?t know what body-quivering, intense-orgasmic, TRUE breast worship is really like because I am one of only a handful of men in the world that represent the tiniest minority who intuitively know that a woman?s breasts are the seat of where monumental, unbelievable orgasms begin.

In me you will find the essence of what truly makes a man obsessed with breasts. Breasts are my obsession, an obsession, love and hobby I have honed over many years of breast worship. If we meet, it is guaranteed I will take you to heaven with my unique breast adoration and worship that you have never experienced before and will make juices ooze from your pussy as your body shudders in sheer ecstasy. My expertise will contract your areolae, producing more Montgomery tubercles on your nipples of your perfect breasts than you have ever experienced in your life.

I have learned the art of how to touch, caress, kiss, play and suck a woman?s breasts for hours without causing any soreness. If anything you will be asking me for more and when I make you squirt hot juices from your pussy from my breast play. Even if you have never squirted before, you will do if you meet me.

If you are already an accomplished squirter, prepare for multiple-squirting-orgasms. And when you squirt, there is nowhere else I would like the jets of your womanly, wet sex juice spraying and squirting all over my cock and in my mouth.

I would love to unload all an ungodly geyser of cum over your heavenly tetas and lick every drop of my spunk off your enormous, goddess like tits.

If this doesn?t sound like something you would enjoy, you?re in the wrong business, angel. I hope you like the sound of what I?ve described ? and I promise you, it merely touches the tip of the iceberg. I do hope that we can arrange a meeting so we can change each other?s lives into pure Bohemian, Utopian, euphoria for a few hours.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7303 on: 01 June 2015, 04:16:16 pm »
you do have, I must say, the most alluring, cock-stiffening, suckable, juicy, beautiful, womanly, sexy, succulent breasts I?ve ever laid eyes on, and may I compliment you on the prettiest face I would love to hold, kiss, caress and worship.

The next time I?m travelling to London, if you are free I would love to arrange a 2 or 3 hour meeting with you, if you would like to see me? I will, of course, give you plenty of notice.

If we arrange to meet, most of that time together will be spent feeling your wet lips and tongue toying, kissing, licking and sucking on the engorged head and shaft of my 7? inch cock fat cock and you holding your exquisite breasts, wrapping them around my cock, tit-fucking me into monumental orgasms. Don?t worry, I don?t get to have all the fun... in fact, I promise to take you to heaven. You are quite simply stunning and beautiful... a rare a wondrous mature woman at the peak of your sexuality.

You think you?ve met some boob men; I?m absolutely sure you have but you have not met me. You have a very good idea of what ?tit-sex? is about but you don?t know what body-quivering, intense-orgasmic, TRUE breast worship is really like because I am one of only a handful of men in the world that represent the tiniest minority who intuitively know that a woman?s breasts are the seat of where monumental, unbelievable orgasms begin.

In me you will find the essence of what truly makes a man obsessed with breasts. Breasts are my obsession, an obsession, love and hobby I have honed over many years of breast worship. If we meet, it is guaranteed I will take you to heaven with my unique breast adoration and worship that you have never experienced before and will make juices ooze from your pussy as your body shudders in sheer ecstasy. My expertise will contract your areolae, producing more Montgomery tubercles on your nipples of your perfect breasts than you have ever experienced in your life.

I have learned the art of how to touch, caress, kiss, play and suck a woman?s breasts for hours without causing any soreness. If anything you will be asking me for more and when I make you squirt hot juices from your pussy from my breast play. Even if you have never squirted before, you will do if you meet me.

If you are already an accomplished squirter, prepare for multiple-squirting-orgasms. And when you squirt, there is nowhere else I would like the jets of your womanly, wet sex juice spraying and squirting all over my cock and in my mouth.

I would love to unload all an ungodly geyser of cum over your heavenly tetas and lick every drop of my spunk off your enormous, goddess like tits.

If this doesn?t sound like something you would enjoy, you?re in the wrong business, angel. I hope you like the sound of what I?ve described ? and I promise you, it merely touches the tip of the iceberg. I do hope that we can arrange a meeting so we can change each other?s lives into pure Bohemian, Utopian, euphoria for a few hours.

Oh that last paragraph!! Patronising little shit!!
(not to mention the vomit-inducing 'erotic' essay!)

Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7304 on: 01 June 2015, 04:21:45 pm »
I wonder how many legit bookings he actually makes. Not many I'll bet.