Email subject: "I want to be sucked". Body of the email: "suck me". *deletes*

I just got the funniest email....Amy I haven't put this in the 'How not to book...' thread because he's not trying to book me, but check it:

No, but since most of us have had this one or a version of it at least a couple of times (and most of the people in here are never going to pay for a real booking either) and they've all fit nicely in here, this one can as well. It's no different to that charmless twat who wants a girlfriend .

Think I just dodged a bullet. Guy booked me for 11am, had a feeling he'd be a no show. He text me at 5 past to say he always pays half first and half after, was that ok?! Then he called and I just told him his booking was cancelled. Dread to think what might have happened if he'd actually turned up on time and expected to pay like that.

I know, that's the bit that made me laugh!

Finding out everyone gets that has taken the humour out of it for me a bit though...I thought I was special!    (Lol not really!)

It's been a bit of a slow week so I bid on an AW rb. 2 hours 160 (well below my rate) and about 50 minutes away.
The "gentleman" in question responded, but immediately got my back up and made me uncomfortable with his 'How soon can you be here? Can't you do any sooner? You don't need make up, babe' pushiness, his terrible grammar and superfluous use of punctuation. But, I was desperate, so I was going to do it anyway... Until he told me that he would not pick me up and drop me off at the station in his town because he wanted 'to chill'. His home was 30 minutes from the station by bus (plus loads of waiting because it's a small town)! Then he texted and asked what I'd do to make up for him driving me since he was spending all that money (cheap git) and still had to drive  He went over the deal on the phone "160 for 2 hours and you expect to be picked up and dropped off, do you?" as if I'm entitled and being stupid. Cunt. 

I texted him back and told him that the meet wasn't economically viable for me and that I didn't realise that he wouldn't pick me up only to be called a 'TIME WASTER!!!!!!' multiple times and get about 10 phone calls. He texted me to let me know that he 'Just had someone book and price is to his door!!' Poor girl because he sounds like a boundary-pushing, demanding loser.

I had someone book me 10 minutes later. It's a 20 minute journey for me to where it is (outskirts of London) with good travel. He lives a 10 minute walk from the station and still insisted that he pick me up and drop me off even though I said he didn't have to. And he's paying my regular fee (170 for 1.5 hours rather than 160 for two)  I swear, the decent guys make me not want to put my head in the oven

It's been a bit of a slow week so I bid on an AW rb. 2 hours 160 (well below my rate) and about 50 minutes away.
The "gentleman" in question responded, but immediately got my back up and made me uncomfortable with his 'How soon can you be here? Can't you do any sooner? You don't need make up, babe' pushiness, his terrible grammar and superfluous use of punctuation. But, I was desperate, so I was going to do it anyway... Until he told me that he would not pick me up and drop me off at the station in his town because he wanted 'to chill'. His home was 30 minutes from the station by bus (plus loads of waiting because it's a small town)! Then he texted and asked what I'd do to make up for him driving me since he was spending all that money (cheap git) and still had to drive  He went over the deal on the phone "160 for 2 hours and you expect to be picked up and dropped off, do you?" as if I'm entitled and being stupid. Cunt. 

I texted him back and told him that the meet wasn't economically viable for me and that I didn't realise that he wouldn't pick me up only to be called a 'TIME WASTER!!!!!!' multiple times and get about 10 phone calls. He texted me to let me know that he 'Just had someone book and price is to his door!!' Poor girl because he sounds like a boundary-pushing, demanding loser.

I had someone book me 10 minutes later. It's a 20 minute journey for me to where it is (outskirts of London) with good travel. He lives a 10 minute walk from the station and still insisted that he pick me up and drop me off even though I said he didn't have to. And he's paying my regular fee (170 for 1.5 hours rather than 160 for two)  I swear, the decent guys make me not want to put my head in the oven

I had one say natural no make up sounded awful on the phone very demanding middle eastern accent

I'll tell you what does NOT impress me is constantly pestering me to find out how much parking costs where I am. If the cost of parking is a problem, perhaps you shouldn't be seeing whores!

Quote from: Fabulassie on 18 May 2015, 06:59:24 pm

I'll tell you what does NOT impress me is constantly pestering me to find out how much parking costs where I am. If the cost of parking is a problem, perhaps you shouldn't be seeing whores!

Some fucker actually asked if he could deduct the congestion charge from my fee as I work in Covent Garden 

Unvelievable!