See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships!  (Read 2599221 times)

Tinkerbell

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 83
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7065 on: 22 March 2015, 01:35:24 pm »
I had a client last year who actually thought I offered a revolving door service, it was early afternoon and he asked me how many people I had seen that day like it turned him on that he was my 10th fuck that day or something. Was rather disappointed when I told him he was my only booking for the day because I rarely take more than one!
I've had a couple of guys asking to see me ' at the end of a busy day'. I've generally been able to get them in as my 7th or 8th of the day and they seem to get very turned on that I've had 6 or 7 men before them that day. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.

I would be absolutley battered and bruised after that many in a day. It takes me 4 days to see 8 guys x
That's only if I tour. 4 a day is max for me if I'm working in my usual area. I tour for 3 days then have a week off to recover haha x

Cat_BBW

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 3,819
  • Meow.
    • AdultWork Profile
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7066 on: 22 March 2015, 02:31:44 pm »
Sunday: 4:43 am
"If u love to fuck black men can we talk? I'm white 38 male but I wanna support and love a woman who ONLY fucks black cock. I'm Richard."
Lolwut?

Cuckold fantasy.

milfy

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 97
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7067 on: 22 March 2015, 04:35:49 pm »
You will open the door naked and when I come in you will free the monster and suck me dry

No mate. I won't. I wonder when he was thinking of paying me for monster taming

  ;D

Erotic flower

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7068 on: 23 March 2015, 12:15:05 pm »

HI HOW ARE YOU
I HAVE A CRYING FETISH I LIKE SEEING WOMEN CRY AND HEARING WOMEN WEEP.CAN YOU CRY FOR ME PLEASE
WHAT WILL MAKE U CRY IN PVT
CAN U PLEASE REPLY

I have received this message now from 3 different user names on adultwork has anyone else?

Cat_BBW

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 3,819
  • Meow.
    • AdultWork Profile
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7069 on: 23 March 2015, 04:57:27 pm »

HI HOW ARE YOU
I HAVE A CRYING FETISH I LIKE SEEING WOMEN CRY AND HEARING WOMEN WEEP.CAN YOU CRY FOR ME PLEASE
WHAT WILL MAKE U CRY IN PVT
CAN U PLEASE REPLY

I have received this message now from 3 different user names on adultwork has anyone else?

I've had this, yes.

Miss K xXx

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7070 on: 23 March 2015, 05:10:35 pm »

HI HOW ARE YOU
I HAVE A CRYING FETISH I LIKE SEEING WOMEN CRY AND HEARING WOMEN WEEP.CAN YOU CRY FOR ME PLEASE
WHAT WILL MAKE U CRY IN PVT
CAN U PLEASE REPLY

I have received this message now from 3 different user names on adultwork has anyone else?

I hate messages in block caps like that, I just ignore them. Feel they are shouting at me x

Red KB

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 662
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7071 on: 24 March 2015, 09:15:21 pm »
2 texts from the same number;

First, "Do you need escort works for 25% commission?" Translated, do you need a pimp?

Second, "If you want to make naughty photos for escort and adultwork contact me. " Translated, wants freebies.
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.

sourgrapes

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 750
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7072 on: 25 March 2015, 02:32:15 pm »
Had a client ring and book role play or Saturday evening, 2 hour hotel outcall. Now I get a text message "did you get my pictures?"
Texted back "please don't send pictures - have a very old phone". Not so, but not in the mood to receive cock pics.
Get a text back: "Only to show my charme and beauty and elegance. I am very excited to meet you blah blah......"

I'll pick myself off the floor once I've stopped laughing.

The booking actally came off! The guy was podgy with moobs, unshaven and hung-over, and kept checking his blackberry all the way through 2 blow jobs.
Every woman is the architect of her own fortune

jamie 1

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7073 on: 26 March 2015, 10:56:10 pm »
Do any of you get a lot of ping pong emails asking question after question.

This really does annoy me as my profile states what i offer and what i don't

I start off by answering the questions then either tell them to read my profile or stop replying to there stupid emails as i am a escort that provides sex not a Secretary that sits on the computer all day x ???

« Last Edit: 26 March 2015, 11:06:01 pm by Bi guy x »

DustedWithSugar

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 329
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7074 on: 27 March 2015, 12:22:00 am »
Do any of you get a lot of ping pong emails asking question after question.

This really does annoy me as my profile states what i offer and what i don't

I start off by answering the questions then either tell them to read my profile or stop replying to there stupid emails as i am a escort that provides sex not a Secretary that sits on the computer all day x ???
yes I had it today. guy asking some stupid questions. i replied like a nice person and told him to contact me on my phone cos im busy today. he kept emailing. so i blocked him. if he cant follow simple instructions imagine how he would be at the booking??

jamie 1

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7075 on: 27 March 2015, 07:03:54 am »
Funny enough i had a guy contacting me whilst i was putting my post up,with constant pestering.

I checked the guys profile out and it was empty with no age,gender,town or any relevant information about himself except is age,so i was a wee bit reluctant to give him my number.

When i got the next repetitive email i noticed he had deleted my sent emails and i hit the block  sender button and was quite pleased i hadn't given given this pest my number as no doubt i would have got text after text from this idiot :) :)

Erotic flower

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7076 on: 27 March 2015, 07:46:19 am »
 text yesterday Hi I just wanted to say I love your profile, can we text instead of meeting? !
 Me ... why don't you want to make a booking then?
 text  I cant meet you as I am so hideous  ::)
I text back with  so why are you bothering to get in touch?
I offer an escort service for gentlemen  not a text service.
 texter oh ok sorry !

sienna92

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 35
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7077 on: 27 March 2015, 09:17:28 am »
Just read this email...
Morning gorgeous, fancy meeting would love to try and get you pregnant too x
 : :o what the hell! I can't think of any thing worse.
That is definitely not how you book an escort! What a deluded man

roxy666

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 276
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7078 on: 27 March 2015, 12:06:04 pm »
Email from idiot - YOU KEEN TO FUCK MY BIG COCK THIS EVENING!?

I just blocked him, thought about replying "not really, no" ..... But couldn't be bothered with the risk of abuse. Lol xox

Miss K xXx

  • Guest
Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7079 on: 27 March 2015, 12:47:41 pm »
Email from idiot - YOU KEEN TO FUCK MY BIG COCK THIS EVENING!?

I just blocked him, thought about replying "not really, no" ..... But couldn't be bothered with the risk of abuse. Lol xox

That's the reason why I get a lot of abuse.....I find it EXTREMELY hard not to respond to wankers like that which almost always results in abuse! Idiots x